Five / #2137

@five.yiff.ie

3490 Followers 1411 Following

język wpierdolu to jedyne esperanto / 32 / she/her / minors DNI

me, in bed, with a coffee mug on my chest and my beautiful butch girlfriend on my arm
Solid Snake behind a cigarette health advisory on the mgs4 install screen
a tool belt thats also a strap on harness
a leaf suck machine
its me! atop a mighty steed (a beautiful woman)
Stella the cat laid back on her back with a grimace on her face
A hedgehog being offered the boof
retroachievements login page with a lying ass remember me checkbox
Pumpkin sprouts!
Two queer women juggling fire at a beach in nighttime
A jar full of pickled cucumbers, sliced thinly and labeled „swedish salad”
A healthy pepper plant
a rapidly growing hot pepper plant
Several cartons of krakus barszcz czerwony
Five baker proudly overlooking her own domain
"I'm really sick of communists and democratic socialists trying to organize boycotts and get everything they disagree with canceled. If you don't like a game, then don't buy, don't rain on everybody else's parade."
First gen ipod nano
carrot peeling machine circumcises a carrot perfectly
juche youth celebrating john paul the second, the titan of communist labour
hole being entered by a shaft in a phallic fashion, is left ribbed afterwards
Zorza, laying on ger back, smug as hell
Two angels, one with a flat chest and long hair and another with short hair and top surgery scars, are holding hands. The caption reads „all angels are trans”
five baker, her hand clutching a vape, her other hand clutching her phone, under a soft red blanket, sleeping peacefully
Stella lounging on an open lapped top
Zorza making a distorted face
Stella laying down in bed with her fluffy tummy upturned. Zorza’s curled up next to her
Two goobers sharing a chair
Two cats fitting together like tetris pieces in order to form a sleepy fur pile
Judy Hopps in her motorcade, driving past the grassy knoll, seen through a sniper scope
A conked out izydor is held in place by two equally conked out cats
Two cats, stella and zorza, are sleeping together. Zorza has her head pressed into stella’s neck and is visibly smiling
A tiny tabby cat is making biscuits in the air whilst getting belly rubs
A messy workbench on which lies a disemboweled famicom and a sega dreamcast
big hammer soft dough
It’s me, being swarmed by a flock of pigeons, including three brave birds perched on my right arm
a ff14 goblin named "holepix"
A redacted email sent to jeffrey epstein entitled "i beat bush" in which the sender claims victory over jeb bush in the 2016 iowa primary
Chief Miles O’Brien’s youtube channel where he reviews MREs
odo kira ds9
a desk mat with an image of casey explosion as harry dubois from disco elysium
i stole the caption from freyja jihad and she can't do anything about it hee hee
If you see someone shoplifting, no you don’t
A pair of cheap logitech speakers
brandon.wad (@thatoneguy64) says: there's really nothing adequate you can say without also losing your account FrostPrime @TheFrostPrime says: I think all ICE agents should kill themselves
A Mi'qote woman wearing naught but a dark green drone helmet with cat ears and a pink visor with a triangle on it
a smena 8m compact camera, with beautiful aluminium and plastic construction
Tweet from Oliya Scootercaster @ScooterCasterNY: "NOW: "Kristi Noem will Hang!" Huge crowd chants in Foley Square NYC, also "Save a life, kill an ICE" as they gather to protest the ICE killing of Renee Good in Minneapolis. Some in the crowd condemn the talk of killing."
2026 predictions: it happens
Teodor: GUYS! COME QUICK! I FOUND THE SON OF A BITCH THAT INVENTED COMIC SANS! [[Ray, reading a magazine, turns his head with an angry horrified expression]] [[Roast Beef, painting a model car, turns his head with an angry horrified expression]] [[Lyle, drinking a bottle of whiskey, turns his head with an angry horrified expression]] [[A round faced character in a shirt that says "Smile!" in Comic sans looks back frightened towards the source of the voice]] Unseen Speaker: THERE HE IS! GET HIM! [[The round character is running down a flight of stairs. Teodor can be seen in the corner of the panel pursuing him.]] Teodor: WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE RUNNING FROM?! THE DISEASE IS INSIDE OF YOU! [[Ray is in mid-air, about to stomp on the character; Teodor is bent over doing god knows what; Lyle is standing behind Teodor and flipping the bird; and Roast Beef is stepping on the character's head, pointing angrily.]] Ray: NOTHING CAN UNDO WHAT YOU'VE DONE! Roast Beef: HE WANTS TO TASTE THE CURB! HE WANTS TO TASTE THE FUCKING CURB! {{Alt text: Comic Sans is the disease inside of our community.}}
Firefox context menu showing an "Ask an AI chatbot" option
pete buttigieg eating abigail shapiro's feet like a demon
"this is an xbox game disc" message
A small bottle of herbapol malina next to a much larger bottle of herbapol malina
user "schizoanon.bsky.social" added me to a "techno-pessimist" list describing itself as "people who don't like things like AI, Bitcoin, VR, Robots, or DIGITAL WATCHES"
Stella! She’s trapped me on the toilet and she’s chilling supremely with her fluffy tummy like an antenna to heaven
it's my legs! in gray tights with black flower patterns on them
an older woman striking a marching nazi on the head with her handbag
Amiga 1200 computer
a very fast kitty saying "paypal me 4400$"
Attention! Water only suitable to drink after boiling in Gdynia (districts: Chylonia, Cisowa, Pustki Cisowskie-Demptowo). Track announcements from PEWIK Gdynia