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timberwolvespilled he/him

dog in a lynx hat kinda
the scream
da lynx
courtney williams
taco bell baja blast
game results: 5 on 5 to 25: 253-260 4 on 4 to 25: 1-3 rec league: 71-94 5 on 5 to 31: 82-73 4 on 4 to 31: 8-10 4 on 4 to 21: 11-9 5 on 5 to 21: 8-11 5 on 5 to 11: 36-30 4 on 4 to 11: 4-3 5 on 5 to 15: 5-4 4on 4 to 15: 1-1 1 on 1 to 15: 0-2 1 on 1 to 11:2-0 3 on 3 to 7: 9-2 3 on 3 to 21: 5-1 2 on 2 to 7: 1-0 Overall: 497-503
naomi wolf “no! no!!”
red white and blue razz monster
I don't give a damn about CC but I wish people would be honest. Let Angel would have done that, you'd be petitioning the POTUS to remove her citizenship
lynx won
metro transit minneapolis account announcing the new design for the franklin avenue blue line stop
dawg standing high up on a brick wall
me home
Morissey’s and me
me next to a bee mural
you know the deal, me outside of schooner
me pointing out the gnome sign
me in front of the bar
me in a bee movie hoodie where he’s saying “ya like jazz?”
dog laying down on the floor, exhausted, staring forward
infowars headline: "trump plans to build memorial to 9/11 hijackers"
me holding a cabbage the size of my head. which is kind of a large head? like my head doesn’t normally fit in regular baseball caps, i usually have to put them in the largest size so i think it’s kinda big. so that should tell you how big this cabbage is
Platner's video message in words and tone was an angry denunciation of the political position he has found himself in. There was no apology for his actions or to fellow Democrats who put their trust in him. Instead, he said repeatedly that the Senate nomination was being taken from him by establishment and media forces beyond his control.
bugs bunny with a gun "lord forgive me but its time to go back to tha old me"
Trump, 8 minutes before this post saying he doesn't think the war will start again
Jupiter Ascending 2015 7½ JUDITER ASCENDING Watched Jul 7, 2026 I don't normally like to say things like this- I don't like to be confrontational and I don't like to speak ill of other people, I really want people to like me- but I think people who don't like this movie have no soul
naomi wolf saying “no! no!!”
the spectacle olivia miles t shirt
dog
If you don't know anything about futbol/ soccer know this. The USMNT will never be looked at with respect if he plays his next match. The world views the game with more emotion than any sport in the USA and this isn't the image we want right now. It's bad.
stoned fox
minnehaha creek trail
abed form community: i need help reacting to something
According to a May article in The Washington Post, the approximately 860,000 shells anticipated in this year's show will be at least roughly 50 times more than the usual 10,000 to 20,000 shells.
a kid sitting at a laptop and another one like, welding some kind of device with a rubik’s cube and it says chatgpt
buy 200 level tickets to the lynx for the rest of the season and if the lynx win the championship you get the money back
happy elephant
sad elephant
i found ultra fiesta nango monster at a corner store
a see through teal shirt
a trade of jaden mcdaniels for draymond green. it’s successful.
But in taking their final big swing on an injury-prone, defensively limited guard who fills one big hole but opens up another just as large, the Timberwolves might have locked themselves into an unwinnable situation. And now they have less flexibility than before, if they want another mulligan next summer.
me telling a guy named joey salads i’m gonna beat him up
Mulligan was so alarmed he took out his phone and recorded what happened next, which he shared with Johnson's attorneys. The video shows two officers in plain clothes and vests reading "sheriff" holding Johnson on the ground. Johnson shouts out, "Bro, what the f*** are you doing?... what are you doing? My hands in the air." One of the officers, who appears to have dropped his badge in the scuffle, picks up a Taser off the pavement and presses it into Johnson's back. Johnson shrieks, and another bystander is heard yelling, "He's not fighting." "You're arrested," one of the officers says. "For what?" Johnson asks. "I don't know, for fighting with a cop."
MnDOT, which can close a freeway over several weekends to complete projects -like this summer's bridge repair project on I-94 in downtown St. Paul - Metro Transit's "Renew the Blue" doesn't lend itself to a series of two-day shutdowns, Funk said. "It would take longer and cost more with contractors working only on weekends," Funk said. "It would take multiple years instead of doing it all in one summer. It's not a weekend project." In addition to track work, Metro Transit will also replace real- time signs, refurbish platforms, and replace and install new art along the line and at stations.
I say this as someone who lived there for the first 24 years of the century, and who tried *desperately* to have transit be my primary mode of transportation while I lived there. In MSP, transit is designed for suburban commuters and sports fans only, and anyone actually relying on it can suck eggs.