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I’m white and I don’t dance but that doesn’t mean I have all the answers.

Bufferin coated aspirin package
Venus of Willendorf statuette, with gold filter
Cover of Jim Bouton’s BALL FOUR
Holding a gin and tonic in front of TV with PAUSA DE HIDRATACION
image of ELO’s Jeff Lynne and a doodle pup in sunglasses with an uncanny resemblance thereto
Fuzzy image of Martinelli's Sparkling Cider
World Cup soccer player with name BOBADILLA
Martin from the Simpsons all going “Highly Dubious”
Carol Burnett in her Gone With the Wind parody, with the curtain rod still in the dress
Cover of David Mitchell novel The Thousand Autumns of Jacob De Zoet
Leo pointing at TV meme
Maggie Simpson and her nemesis baby
Billie Joe Armstrong of Green Day, arms raised, singing
Close up of small bronze statue behind the papal shoulder. He is helmeted, bearded and has an air of mild disgust at whatever horses—- Rubio is putting out there.
white cockapoo with brown spots looking all mournful
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog, cigar in mouth, as guest editor
Lady pointing, THESE 5 WORDS MAKE WOMEN WANT YOU
Old Obi Wan saying name I haven’t heard in a long time
Frinkiac screenshot of young Homer being turned away from No Homers club treehouse
Ducks, Newburyport cover with DUNKS poorly added
Broccoli-haired Gen Z model wearing overcooked-broccoli colored henley collar T-shirt
Tiger woods dapping up his playing partner with a BIG DOG
Rodney Dangerfield telling a joke
Miss Piggy in her wedding gown
ESPN screenshot: why the Jets are the clear winner in the Johnson-Sweat deal
Dorkwad NYT Spelling Bee not counting DORKWAD as a word
NYT Spelling Bee pangram of ARCHPIG
NYT Spelling Bee with pangram BARACKOBAMA
Tombstone Pizza, pepperoni
NYT Spelling Bee with BROHIBITION as the word
Martin from Simpsons saying HIGHLY DUBIOUS
PWH as Richard Jewell
dig in to a cottage pie
Pete Wells of the NYT saying “chewing a raw carrot takes about as much time as reading a chapter of ‘Gravity’s Rainbow,” which come on man
NYT Spelling Bee denying “nictitating” as a word
LeBron is 30, this fuckery won’t go on tweet from May 2015
NYT Spelling Bee score of 69 Genius
NYT Spelling bee pangram attempt BALVENIE declared Not in Word List by uncultured swine
once before class my friend said “time to clean house” and walked into the class his brother was in and just kicked him in the nuts
the Simpsons’ Rainier Wolfcastle over a bloody body yelling MENDOZAAAA
says “Crazy for Loving You” in the Zohran for New York font
Simpsons Gabbo ventriloquist dummy saying “that oughta hold the little S.O.B’s”
various Richard Scarry food vehicles
Screenshot of tumblr post: RIP to everyone killed by the gods for their hubris but I’m different. And better. Maybe even better than the gods.
Clark the cub, no pants
Miss Piggy, looking fabulous
NYT Spelling Bee saying Temecula isn’t in the word list
Unwarranted Tomatometer score of 33% for Showdown in Little Tokyo
the infamous National Lampoon magazine cover featuring a dog with a gun to its head
Echt-90s clip of dude in a Charlotte Hornets jacket operating a slap bracelet
Hulking mustachioed Red Sox rookie LHP Payton Tolle
consecutive headlines: do Man U still believe in Amorim and Mourinho leaves Fenerbahce
Tiger Woods dapping up the Big Dog
Simpsons clip: DUFFMAN SAYS A LOT OF THINGS — OH YEAH!
NYT Spelling Bee denying that DADBOD is a word
Statler and Waldorf roasting dudes
small fluffy white dog sleeping in front of door
BART and Nelson at the Andy Williams show with “Moon River” replaced by “Bonb Iran.”
espn.com headline saying Messi involved in all five Inter Miami foals
Pennsylvania PSA of a pool and tube with the cursive warning “Don’t swim with diarrhea “