Stanley

@fivetanley.bsky.social

970 Followers 535 Following

They/he. PNW. Love to hike. New gym weirdo. Ace

Me a white man making the peace symbol in my kitchen
Me holding a car trunk open and my nips are poking through my tank top
A picture of Funky Kong, an anthropomorphic monkey wearing a bandana, sunglasses, a tank top, and short torn off jorts. He’s standing in a sassy pose with one hand on his hip
lauren @NotABigJerk i'm not falling for that hot take. that's clearly someone with a fetish for getting yelled at. i refuse to participate in that kind of perversion
Ramona Singer saying “Take a Xanax! Callm down!” Through cupped hands which make it louder
A screenshot of an iMessage group chat with my sister and brother that says: Sister: Are you people thrift shoppers Me: What do you mean by "you people" Me: It's pride month dear sister Sister: Oh my hell I hate you Not for your sexuality Just for you
Slack message from me saying “work question for you: have you ever seen the barefoot contessa? Like the earlier episodes”
Luann De Laseppes from Real Housewives of New York saying “they’re not gay man shorts”
Ramona Singer from RHONY shaking her head and clutching her chest while walking away and saying “Wow, Bethenny, wow”
A still of Alfred Molina playing a character in The Boroughs
Article excerpt from the verge that reads: One of the other reasons I ask is that there are Rivian decisions that Volkswagen maybe won’t make. Rivian runs on Unreal Engine for the graphics in the infotainment. It’s really fun. I’m not sure that every single Volkswagen is going to run on Unreal Engine. At least as I understand it, that’s a decision the different brands can make for themselves. But you’re the chief software officer at Rivian. You’re like, “We need better support for the Unreal Engine interface.” Maybe the platform doesn’t want that, and you wear that hat, too. How do you reconcile those tensions? Do Rivian’s needs always win? What wins is how we can build the software in a way that allows for different expressions. I think in this case, Rivian’s
A price comparison of different SUVs and the cost for the trip
New asexual flag for 2026 designed by ace and grace
Scott Borchetta at an event for iheartradio music awards and nbc, he’s pointing at text on his jacket’s arm that says “music has value”
Wilson Fisk looking into the ocean
The “Well…” woman meme. First panel shows a woman disgusted, second panel shows the same woman reconsidering
Tweet from naomi @lachancenaomi27 • • • I have some new followers so i'd like to share a story some of you have heard before. On Oct 15, 2018, Matthew Yglesias came into the restaurant where I was working and went into the bathroom with his laptop, causing a huge line. He also did not tip me The tweet quoted: Matthew Yglesias O @mattyglesias It's interesting how after Trump became president, drone strike killings increased dramatically but complaining about them stopped being cool because only lame wine moms talk about the orange man is bad. 2:39 PM • May 17, 2020
A video of a woman walking down the street. Text is overlayed that says “electricity is getting expensive because of AI data centers. I don’t complain. I invest in electricity instead. Here are some ETFs i buy”
A chihuahua terrier mix sitting in a dog bed in the sun
Ralph, chief wiggum, and Mrs wiggum from the Simpsons
Gameboy advance game called boktai: the sun is in your hands
An add for Horse Browser that says “Feeling Overwhelmed by Normal Browsers? Browse naturally with Horse, the browser designed for ADHD minds that think in Trails®, not Tabs. Explore every tangent and follow your curiosity, your path back is always visible.”
A swifter duster with refills
A post from @lisarinna on instagram. There is a quote that says “Wanna know if Harry’s gay? Yaasss queen, so do I.”
Jenna mariner from 30 rock saying “I’m going to be constructive here: you should kill yourself”
Captain Falcon using his knee to ram Pikachu off the stage in Super Smash Bros
A comforter and many tennis balls rolling in a commercial dryer
@besthoodhumor says “Someone said Celin Dion looks like Toguro and now I can’t stop laughing.” Four images showing Celin and Toguro side by side
A very blurry screencap of real housewives of New York City. Ramona singer flails while the subtitles say “[prissy mumbling]”
Lisa Barlow from Real Housewives of Salt Lake City sitting. The caption for her text says “[voice breaking] I’m very important to God”
A post by instagram account @snocdrivein that says “New Hitachis and Kolachis” with a Snoc logo in the bottom right. Text at the bottom says “this idea sounded better in my head but hey this could be fun”
Packaging for the Tub Shroom
Squidward looking out a window while Patrick and SpongeBob frolick and have fun
Lionel hutch meme. Top frame says “bluesky inc: jerry no, no jerry.” Second frame: I screwed this all up! Third frame: Lionel hutch marking things up with a marker Fourth frame: business card changed to “jerry no? No, Jerry!”
A screenshot of a talk at JSConf. Jenn Schiffer is in the video the right. On her slide deck to the left is a web browser with a screenshot of my tweet that says “reminder that ember.js is the premier JS framework for Jory-wearing developers”
Old picture of me sitting down on the red rocks in Colorado and holding my camera
Gorman from majora’s mask sitting at a counter in Clock Town’s Milk Bar
A container of Better Than Bullion roasts chicken flavor
The app Barbell Loader
A box of little Debbie pumpkin delights
A little chihuahua terrier mix in a mound of blankets glaring
me saying: “I was going to troll you then watched your story again and was like “oh no he’s so right” Mike saying: I was going to troll you then watched your story again and was like “oh no he’s so right”
A screenshot of final fantasy tactics advance. The characters are preparing for a snowball fight in the snow covered schoolyard