Gremlin Ass Fizz Bitch

@fizzbitch.bsky.social

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I am too tired for this shit She/Her

Two tiers of cooling racks with plain homemade bagels on them
A baguette recipe
A delicious homemade sandwich on a very freshly made baguette
A loaf of homemade light crust sandwich bread
A finished loaf of cinnamon roll bread drizzled with icing
A loaf of cinnamon roll bread freshly baked and warm still in the bread maker.
A loaf of freshly made cinnamon babka on cooling rack with the lower torso of a man and a gas range in the background. The loaf of bread has seemingly exploded in the middle.
A fancy bread maker and a container with a few pieces of homemade bread left in it sit on a kitchen island
An Amazon advertisement for shorts so short there's barely more than a button, zipper, and the shortest possible hem line to them. Literally not enough to have pockets but there are some parts of them. So bad.
A delicious freshly made dutch baby covers an entire Corelle dinner plate next to a Tupperware container full of powdered sugar that is clearly about to meet said dutch baby in a explosion of Flavortown that would make Guy Fieri blush from stem to stern
A Bombay cat curled up against pillows on a bed and looking like the gremlin ass toilet cat that she is
A black office chair has a luxuriating Goose spread across it, which confusingly is actually a purebred Burmese cat
A 1.75L bottle of Badger Claw Vodka sits on a quartz countertop against the slightly blurred background of a white kitchen with a large sink and sunlight gently streaming in from the window above it
Canvas painting of a black cat eating ramen with chopsticks centered on the wall above a black cabinet with baskets of fruit on it
The inside of a hotel room showing a somewhat worn looking door frame with three separate locks. The first is a flip switch type, the second a deadbolt, and the third a DO NOT DISTURB lock.
Road sign for Montreal Population 801 seen from inside a car while driving by
An Arby's receipt from Greater Sudbury, ON showing the order for "clunte"
Lucy aka the Goose aka Big Beautiful Pontoon Goose, a CFA champion sable Burmese, sitting on her servant's shoulder with the most I'm not buying your bullshit face you've ever seen
An elderly Siamese cat in a Hello Kitty pet bed on a desk with another black cat napping in a black with white diamond pet bed
A child's watercolor painting work in progress. The artist says it's a female lion.
A raised garden bed chock full of basil
A baby bunny munching on clover by the edge of a concrete patio, with the clothes of the picture taker in it and part of a kids picnic table past the bunny making it obvious the bunny is maybe 3-4 feet from the person
A view of a Bombay cat with striking black fur and copper eyes sitting like an adorable shadow loaf little gargoyle on a small shelf on a gaming desk that juts into the monitor area
View from my perspective sitting in a recliner with a Siamese cat on my lap in the front and a Bombay cat curled up right behind him with her head on his shoulder
A fat sad white cat with tearing eyes drinks from a small juice box labeled "THIS SHIT AGAIN" with a frowny face on it under the caption "MMMMM, MY FAVORITE."
An upside down recliner mid surgery
Big beautiful pontoon Goose, aka cat named Lucy, making a salty expression while being a cat loaf across my hubby's shoulders
Formerly broken glasses vaguely duct taped together again
A pair of broken glasses
A meme with a man holding out his hand in a stop gesture with the caption "Calm Your Tits." at the top and a simple line drawing of a woman whose tits are waving around looking like 2 angry snakes with the caption "NO"
A shiny brand new copper colored kettle grill in a living room
A meme of a possum holding an ice cream cone saying "I scream! You scream! We all scream just constantly each day is a new nightmare in this hell world called earth"
A sheet pan of sizzling fajitas on the previously ominously smoking induction stove
4 tray containers full of zucchini plants on a patio
A kitchen island with a fruit salad, a cutting board with a cantaloupe half cut up, and a mango on it
Bowl of homemade chicken soup
The cover of a blue international pet passport book
Beans is a little Burmese kitten curled up inside an upside down baseball style hat
Shower curtain with an adorable Bombay cat saying "Are you poopin'?"
A For Rent sign in the next door yard is blurred next to a glorious yard absolutely crammed with dandelions.
Three large piles of books, one pile of adult books and two of children's books, for a total of 32 books.
Depraved Bombay cat Spooky is ultimately triumphant in her battle against the bathroom rug
Beautiful cabbage water aka corned beef and cabbage soup
Gremlin cat says people pleasing is over it is time for evil deeds
The most Taco Bell themed bathroom ever
3 cats, 2 of the cats were clearly snuggled together forming a circle before the 3rd cat shoved her ass right in the middle and tried to sit down
Big bowl of homemade chicken noodle soup
Box of Duncan Hines EPIC S'mores Brownie Kit
Some type of bird of prey sitting in a maple tree looking majestic as fuck
Picture of the moon in a backyard at 6:51 am
Orange roses in a white and black vase
Chocolate pancake tacos with cheesecake cream filling, strawberries, chocolate chips, and chocolate drizzle from IHOP
90s neutral orange kitchen