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25 // he/they lesbian // white // illustrator, cartoonist, designer COMMS: https://vgen.co/fizzfloat or message me! PORTFOLIO: https://www.joeyhaganart.com/

"Years later I'd put the pillowcase away, I started ripping out my eyebrows" A younger version (early 20's) version of me is sitting in front of a laptop, using my finger and thumb to tear out my right eyebrow. The next panel, I am looking at myself in the bathroom mirror, an arrow pointing to my eyebrow that says HALF-GONE. "Oh, oops. Maybe I'll just shave the other to ma--" I say, and my mother interrupts me from the hallway with "NO!!". "I tried all sorts of fidget toys." Drawing of some popular fidget toys and squishies. "Small! Cute! Socially acceptable!" An aside says "This is also around the time I was diagnosed with ADHD".
"PINCH" A cover image with an abstract cell-like shape "Joey Hagan"
cropped panels from "Meeting Again" done for Oh Joy Sex Toy. two old friends lock eyes at a house party under pink and purple lighting
a painting of a single wrapped milk salt candy done in acrylic markers and taped into a sketchbook with washi tape
a digital illustration of a fluorescent freezer aisle in a grocery store
Ode to Mountain Dew: A scrolling comic begins with myself lounging in an inner tube on an orange-red ocean. A cup of Mtn Dew Southern Shock rises out of the water. "Did you know? Bojangles has an exclusive mtn dew flavor." (SOUTHERN SHOCK) (WOW!) In the next panel I am filling up a Bojangles cup at a soda fountain: "A fountain drink-- and my favorite!" I look at the camera with a crazed grin: "Sorry-- did I say HAS? I meant HAD! They discontinued it!" "I was devastated" accompanied by me, naked and crouched on all fours like an animal, sucking through a straw stuck into a grave that reads "2020-2033 Southern Shock. Wife of Solarflare." I wipe my tears and sniff "But at least I have my second fave..." "Major Melon!" BOOM the major melon explodes. "At least I still have my third fave..." The comic ends with me sitting with Baja Blast with a blank stare. "...do they really need two new summer baja flavors every year? Bring back Southern Shock and Major Melon I swear to Go--"
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