Fizzlefist

@fizzlefist.bsky.social

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Just a ND mid-30s millennial nerd. Token cishet of my friends circles. Multiple BLAHÄJ caretaker. 🇺🇦🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️💜

“As a result of today’s discussion, no UEFA national teams will participate in any FIFA competition for so long as these proposals remain alive, unless this proposal has been abandoned in its entirety and binding assurances have been given that FIFA will never again open its governance or competitions to private ownership.”
A Warhammer 40,000 Rubric Marine painted in high detail, revolving to show from all angles
Army Painter Warpaints Fanatic “True Brass” paint
Rubric Marine Aspiring Sorcerer miniature, front view, bare grey plastic.
A box of Thousand Sons Rubric Marines for Warhammer 40K along with a selection of paints. They look incredibly detailed with far too much trim. Typical space wizard shit.
Miniatures: Tomb Kings blood bowl team on newly painted cobblestone bases
Lokhust Heavy Destroyer model with existing paint job.
Necron Canoptik Doomstalker models. The left one is the already existing model in the earlier paint scheme. Looks good, but the color is very muted when not under a bright lamp.
Chocolate chip cookie dough portioned and ready to bake, on a cookie sheet
Comparison between used and half-finished Canoptik Doomstalker model, and a finished one I had painted years ago.
Static victory screen. Cornelia (142) > Meteo (331 medal) > Fichina (74 medal) > Sector X (190 medal) > Sector Z (92) > Bose (154 medal) > Venom (170)
Lord of the Rings orc asking, “Why didn’t the fellbeasts just fly the Nazgûl to the shire?”
Army Painter Pastel Speedpaints next to Skaven miniatures they’ve been used on.
Dash of a Ford Maverick Hubrid, showing 610 miles traveled on a single tank of gas, estimated at 44MPG
Gecko Saurian Starhost miniature showing off the paint job on the energy shield. Desk lamp off for more natural view.
USS Constitution in Boston
OnePageRules Saurian Starhost “Ankylosaur” model. A dinosaur with armor and a massive canon strapped to it. Painted in yellow, silver, Aztec gold, and electric blue.
An air compressor and 4 separate airbrushes
Girl_DM_ branded Nakiri kitchen knife by Vite Ramen
OnePageRules Grimdark Future loot haul: dice tray, reference card pack, hardback rulebook, Broken Truth self-contained 2-player game box, and “reinforcement pack” extra miniatures
One Page Rules Ankylosaurus plastic miniature. A beefy dinosaur with a giant gun mounted on its back.
An Infernus Space Marine model assembled by OP’s girl.
LTT zipoff cargo pants/shorts with a hidden 3DS XL
A photo of the Artemis - II rocket launch with the Kerbal Space Program UI overlaid.
Blood Bowl Brettonian Squire miniatures, painted in mostly brown leather, green, and silver.
Piece called Swan Song, listing various gems and stones used to create it. Includes calcite, jasper, gold, silver, sapphire, and several others.
A carved stone figure by Vasili Konovalenko at the Denver Museum of Art and Science
Large bag labeled at the store “BATTLETECH Various items and Books $50”
WKRC-TV local news report: “A man was pulled over after law enforcement received multiple calls from motorists regarding a Ford Maverick pickup truck driving down the interstate with “missiles” in the bed, prompting a bomb squad response.” Includes a photo of a blue ford maverick with what appears to be a missile launcher mounted in the bed
Sticker of a cute fox holding up an inspirational sign: “Take a breath and keep going - for fox sake, you’ve totally got this!
737 parked at the gate while maintenance crews work on the starboard engine. It’s snowing and right around 0C
Made from scratch cinnamon roll, with homemade buttercream frosting, and a cinnamon/cardamom/nutmeg filling
A Switch 2 Homescreen showing Pokemon Pokopia ready to play. Also recently played, Super Mario RPG, Theatrythm Final Bar Line, Final Fantasy 7 Remake, and Civilization 6
The Girl_DM_ “Nyakiri” kitchen knife made by Vite Ramen
Chicken karaage and a Japanese curry rice bowl
Nashville hot chicken tenders, fries, and a blue cheese dip cup. From “Hattie B’s Hot Chicken”
An Aeropress coffee maker box
Sherman Williams logo. A literal bucket of red paint being dumped onto the world with the text “COVER THE EARTH” printed on it.
Furry comic. A deer in a terrible dragon costume is speaking with an actual dragon. “I’m here for the Bad Dragon mascot job. As you can see, I’m a really bad dragon. Possibly the worst.”
The poster for the Melania movie, but with Louise Fletcher’s character Kai Wynn from Star Trek Deep Space Nine.