Flak Jacket

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born to lose it

slow-motion footage of a Kyosho Fazer Mk2 FZ02-R Datsun 240Z Rally driving straight into a boulder at a decent clip and gouging one of its nice shiny chrome bumpers
a Kyosho Fazer Mk2 FZ02-R 1971 Datsun 240Z Rally remote-controlled rally car posed on a red brick sidewalk
a very hastily-decorated vehicle dashing off-road in the Early-Access title FUMES
Tamiya Fighting Buggy/Super Champ, as re-released in 2014
a very pretty Philadelphian winter sunrise in a very grimy parking lot
a snow-flecked Tamiya Grasshopper (Black Edition™️) posing in the fresh, powdery snowfall of a chilly January morning
a Tamiya Grasshopper modified with an independent rear suspension, which is BROKEN 😭😭😭
a modified Tamiya Grasshopper in disarray with a misplaced shock dangling loosely off. the entire assembly is in a box of parts and miserable
a freshly-built Carten T410 Rally RC car with a knockoff Goodsmile Racing Hatsune Miku body and a tire facing an unnatural angle thanks to an obliterated A-arm 😔
a snow-sprinkled Traxxas Slash 4x4 in a snowy parking lot. if RC cars could look satisfied, this one would be as satisfied as it gets
a Tamiya Grasshopper covered in slush and snow in a snowy parking lot
Tamiya Grasshopper [Black Edition] RC car with no decals on its body and 3D-printed yellow wheels. a very good machine
Tamiya DT-02 Holiday Buggy with its front left tire facing in the wrong direction due to a shattered A-arm. resembles a sad, sopping wet, pathetic, useless animal if you squint hard enough (and i imagine it feels the same way, too)
the interior of an Arrma Mojave Grom, sans passenger figure. now there is only a lonlely driver braving the elements on his lonesome... what a tragedy...
Arrma Mojave Grom with a 1/10th scale servo crammed into it because i'm tired of micro servos FOREVER
batman sad over his parents' ghosts disappearing meme except instead of some dumbass dead people that died it's the limited-time Fortnite™️ gamemode K-Pop Demon Hunters™️: Demon Rush™️
oh my god i'm so hyped
the interior of a Kyosho Tomahawk box, with several components of the car organized and displayed in some rather handsome blister packaging and striking red cardboard
Tamiya DT02 Holiday Buggy with a pair of headlights poses atop a set of stairs. a very lovely lady, indeed 🥰
my spectacular, kingly view of the latest King Gizzard concert. ain't it swell?
i will not be finishing this one in a timely manner
a mildly modified Tamiya DF03 Dark Impact with an unpainted Avante body and wing. devilish device of evil and hooliganism
a mostly-completed Tamiya DF03 4wd with a rather ill-fitting speed controller dangling out of it. many completely unnecessary upgrade parts litter the chassis
traffic lights in a light fog. RED means STOP. STOP.
a Losi Mini-B scurries about on the packed, damp dirt of a baseball diamond
a crudely-drawn depiction of a small LEGO-knockoff articulated figurine woman inquiring as to whether you have any games on your cellular telephone or not
a very dusty brushless-modified Losi Mini JRX2 that is missing a body clip and a wing screw
an assortment of RC car parts laid out on a table in preparation to be stuffed into a DF-03 Dark Impact kit
KYOSHO TOMAHAWK RERELEASE KIT BABEY 😎🤙
ebay logo next to a suspicious-looking query for an RC10... the hunter stalks his prey......
a tall, slender knockoff Barbie doll (Avalon) poses in an electric blue Avante-themed jumpsuit. "PARANOID PRINCESS" is written on the side, a reference to the Avante's driver, "Paranoid Perry"
a 1/10 scale doll poses in front of a parody of the classic Team Associated RC10 box art, now renamed the DC10 to match the doll's initials (Darling Corvette). the doll wears appropriately-matching clothing based on the RC10 livery.
a rather handsome 3DBenchy 3D printed in black Tinmorry PETG-CF filament
three bottles of sugary Minute Maid Berry Punch swill that i bought at totally unrelated times but with the exact same amount of liquid in them
moustache dad whose name i forget from Invincible in dramatic lighting with a speech bubble saying "I think I miss Fortnite Chapter 5 Season 3: Wrecked" because i also miss Fortnite Chapter 5 Season 3: Wrecked 😔
stupid dumb idiot Arrma Mojave Grom doing a rather exotic pose on a lovely beach somewhere in some part of the world i'm not telling you about (PR)
Arrma Mojave Grom RC car on a crummy parking lot posing in front of a nefarious pair of headlights in a beautiful Puerto Rican evening
an accurate illustration of a gross ugly little deformed rabbit/human hybrid i found skittering around the Burger King dumpsters
an approximately 1/12 scaled 3D printed doll driving a 1/12 FMS Willys MB Jeep RC car. nice scale cohesion!!
a snow-covered Arrma Mojave Grom RC car parked in its natural habitat; the middle of an empty street at night surrounded by wet slush and snow
accurate representation of my balls saluting the Real Heroes in their life. semper fi
a sprue of tiny gubbins, one of which is missing due to already having been used on the model and the other being deformed. end me NOW
the head, chest and right arm of a bootleg 1/144 GM Spartan mobile suit perched on its included stand, the rest of the kit is yet to be assembled
glue-covered tempered glass print bed for an Ender 3 with a MASSIVE FUCKING CRATER IN THE MIDDLE GOD DAMN IT
poorly rendered black and white illustration of some dogwater cat girl and a very interesting spider girl
a pair of 30 Minute Missions Spinatia kits. Assasin-type to the left (white/pink) and Commando-type to the right (red/black)
i have been vanquished. the curse has overtaken me. the phantasms have complete control over my life.
a perfect 1 to 1 rendition of myself crafted from a Tastykake Baked Apple Pie (made with Real Fruit™️) and a pair of googly eyes. indistinguishable from the genuine article, minus the eye color.