Bow Wow's gay English butler

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beautiful tortoiseshell cat she/it

bob leponge in the diner
Every episode of Kamiina Botan: "For years I told myself I hurt her because it was a way of hurting myself. That way, it felt like I bore less responsibility for what happened... But the truth was, I was genuinely angry at her. Part of me really did just want to hurt her. And that part of me took pleasure in seeing her pain. [turning directly to camera] Anyway I was thinking of doing some shots of this Skrewball™️ Peanut Butter Whiskey,
Every transfem intellectual, at some point in her life, decides to hitch her wagon to some insular dead end philosophical pursuit that will consume her every thought and make everything she says seem impenetrably clinical to 97% of all people. I've decided that mine is going to be "trying to unilaterally abolish all notions of art being 'good' or 'bad'"
a burger inspired by elizabeth olsen 🍔
My body is a machine that turns One Piece into Is too long.
Jake pull
The rotund baby tortoiseshell Marzipan sprawled on her back midway through a session of yowling to be let into the basement
"Dubai Protein Bites"
Three kinda shitty KPDH figurines
Panel 1 Calvin's Dad: Making an "I'll show you something interesting" meme? I'll show you something interesting. Panel 2 Calvin's Dad: All "I'll show you something interesting memes are either "Overly Reductionist" or "Blatantly Untrue" Calvin: Yeah... Panel 3 Calvin's Dad "Menus and Parkour"? Overly Reductionist "Narnia and Connecticut Yankee"? Blatantly Untrue Despite seeming Overly Reductionist, this strip is Blatantly Untrue Panel 4 Calvin distraught
Post to r/JimmyNeutron. "In your opinion, what episode of Jimmy Neutron do you think was the darkest?"
"2005" "Bow" "Bow Wow's gay English butler" "Episode 1.1: "Pilot"; series not picked up"
Anakin and Padmé etc etc
Eric Andre who killed Hannibal. "One Piece is Too Long"
Boromir saying one piece is too long
Similar photo of the beloved tortoiseshell Marzipan to the one above, but from a different angle and with her head tucked under her paw
the tiny fluffy baby tortoiseshell Marzipan curled up and resting next to me on my bed
The baby tortoiseshell Marzipan sits looking sternly atop an empty bag of cotton balls
Playlist titled "Go Home" which consists solely of the seventeen hour edit of Weird Al's Albuquerque which loops every time it repeats a word
Mr. Opportunity from the ads for whatever. He was voiced by Rob Paulsen I think
FUJIMOTO: Chainsaw Man Avril 14th Aphex Twin. Soundtrack Chainsaw Man Aphex Twin. YOSHIHARA: No Fujimoto-san, we can't use Avril 14th by Aphex Twin. FUJIMOTO: Good Avril 14th Chainsaw Man Song. Aphex Twin Chainsaw Man Richard D. James Soundtrack. YOSHIHARA: Fujimoto-san, we simply cannot afford the rights to Avril 14th by Aphex Twin. It is an unjustifiable expense. FUJIMOTO: Jealousy director
[KFC Drive-Thru] Paul von Oberstein: Your Majesty, it may interest you to know that the two for one spicy chicken deal will only be available for another week. Reinhard von Lohengramm: [eyes narrowing] What do you mean to say, Oberstein? Do you believe my priorities to be inappropriately weighed? Paul von Oberstein: [bowing slightly] I only meant to keep you adequately informed, Your Majesty. Such indecisiveness is unbecoming of you. Hildegard von Mariendorf: [thinking] I fear the Kaiser's inner turnoil may at last be too much for anyone to tame... If only Kircheis were still here, to soothe his troubled heart. [Reuenthal and Mittermeyer sitting in the car behind them] Oskar von Reuenthal: Oberstein grows worryingly bold in his overtures to the Kaiser.
[KFC Drive-Thru] Paul von Oberstein: Your Majesty, it may interest you to know that the two for one spicy chicken deal will only be available for another week. Reinhard von Lohengramm: [eyes narrowing] What do you mean to say, Oberstein? Do you believe my priorities to be inappropriately weighed? Paul von Oberstein: [bowing slightly] I only meant to keep you adequately informed, Your Majesty. Such indecisiveness is unbecoming of you. Hildegard von Mariendorf: [thinking] I fear the Kaiser's inner turnoil may at last be too much for anyone to tame... If only Kircheis were still here, to soothe his troubled heart. [Reuenthal and Mittermeyer sitting in the car behind them] Oskar von Reuenthal: Oberstein grows worryingly bold in his overtures to the Kaiser.
The portly tortoiseshell cat Marzipan sitting on a folding chair next to a bass guitar
normal rockman's freedom to speech
Bad Luck Brian top text "tries to read One Piece" bottom text "it's too long"
The soft baby tortoiseshell Marzipan lying on our bed
"Nowadays, thanks to smartphones and the internet, we live in an age where people can communicate constantly, regardless of distance and time. But on the other hand, it's very common for people to never greet their neighbors at all, where nobody in their immediate vicinity aside from ows their name. In other words, you could say it's a conspicuously black and white era, where we can communicate more easily and more frequently with people of the same mindset and interests, while not communicating at all with the people who do not, regardless how physically close they may be. Would a Keiichi-style approach of aggressively getting close to people and pressuring them into friendship still work in an era like this? That was the starting point for the concept of "Higurashi Rei." Back in the Showa era, it was a world where your neighbors were your people, they went to the same school, lived the same sort of life, you knew the faces of every single family around you, and everyone's personal values were mostly aligned, so I think Keiichi's approach would work there. But today, people with various conflicting values and beliefs live in close proximity to one another, it's an era where people must coexist by respecting one another's diversity. In times like these. Keiichi's approach may work on some people, but there are also others who may view his approach as a form of harassment."
eminem
Customs Agent: Name? Yang Wen-li: Me? Customs Agent: Yes, you. Yang Wen-li: It's uhh... Yang Wen-li: Quattro Bajeena. Customs Agent: Come again? Yang Wen-li: [quieter] Quattro Bajeena. Customs Agent: Your name is Quattro Bajeena? Yang Wen-li: Mm-hm. Customs Agent: Julian Mintz: Could you excuse us for just a moment, please? Julian Mintz: Admiral. You had TWO WEEKS to think of a name.
Paul von Oberstein: Your Excellency, given the current environs I think it might be wise for you to assume a false identity while we're in the area. Reinhard von Lohengramm: A shrewd observation, Oberstein. Yes, I think that will help us escape detection. Did you have any suggestions for names? Paul von Oberstein: Me, Your Excellency? Reinhard von Lohengramm: There's no need for anything fancy, I'm sure the first name that pops into your head will do. Paul von Oberstein: Paul von Oberstein: ...Quattro... ...Bajeena? Reinhard von Lohengramm: Paul von Oberstein: Reinhard von Lohengramm: Well. Like I say, if anything comes to mind, feel free to let me know.
The final track on Hot Mulligan's Why Would I Watch, titled "John "The Rock" Cena, Can You Smell What the Undertaker"
Post to r/Negareddit titled "Is it just me or are redditors really lame?"
reddit post reading "this whole thing is satire and hilarious"
Shot from Princess Mononoke. Ashitaka and San sit astride the wolves, San pointing urgently to something out of frame.
Shot from The Godfather: Part II. Robert De Niro, as young Vito Corleone, walks down the streets of New York, looking pensive.
Shot from Tenchi Forever. Ryoko and Aeka, working at a restaurant, happen upon Tenchi and Haruna, who seemingly do not recognize them.
Shot from xXx. Vin Diesel and Samuel L. Jackson survey the wreckage.
Shot from The Grand Budapest Hotel. Ralph Fiennes and Tony Revolori face the camera, looking out the window of their train car.
Shot from Kiki's Delivery Service. Kiki and Ursula sit together in a remote cabin, conversing just before bed.
Shot from Purple Rain. Prince, singing, in the center, bathed in dim purple light, Wendy standing behind him.
A shot from In The Loop. Peter Capaldi and James Gandolfini stand opposite each other, at loggerheads.