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Writer of things. Wader of creeks. Dog barker. Compulsive smartass. MSTie#51254. Mostly bipedal. Buster wants to fish.

Keep your hands off our public lands #ourpubliclands
Where is the wookiee?
Preznit Turnip takes another dump.
Finnegan, a golden retriever puppy, on a Maine beach
Dashiell Hambone, golden retriever, pleased with himself
Gail Simone is following you.
"got algae?" sticker from the Bigelow Laboratory for Ocean Sciences
Ridiculous Gadsen flag saying "Gargle My Balls"
Bill Blaze, Idea Man
Dashiell Hambone and Finnegan, a pair of golden retrievers
A golden retriever failing to retrieve a tennis ball, and probably composing shitty poetry about lunch.
Finnegan the golden retriever's giant shnozzle.
OG Star Trek title card "DADDY'S SOUL DONUT"
OG Star Trek title card "NOT THE FACE!"
OG Star Trek title card "ANTEDILUVIAN HAM SANDWICH"
OG Star Trek title card "I FELL ON MY KEYS!"
A fine and sumptuous "Mystery Science Theater 3000 - The RiffTrax Experiments Launch Crew" shirt for business or casual splendor.
"No Kings" and "FCK NZS" buttons.
Hands Off protestor holding a sign that says "If not Russian asset, why Russian asset shaped?"
Dashiell and Finnegan, a pair of English cream golden retrievers.
Rotten old syphilis turnip gives America the itty bitty widdle baby finger.
Dashiell and Finnegan, a pair of English cream golden retrievers, wishing for holiday cheeses.
Sons of Boeheim, Syracuse
Tom Homan, bitch
A golden retriever with snow on his nose.
A pair of napping golden retrievers looking stupid cute.
Golden retriever Dash demonstrating proper snow rolling technique to golden retriever puppy Finn.
No Kings protest, Rome NY
No Kings protester holding a "Trump Sucks Butt" sign.
An old junky Freihofer's delivery van with "FDJT" painted on it.
No Kings protester holding a "Trump Sucks Butt" sign.
L.A. skateboarder flipping off ICE.
Golden retriever Dash scratches his ear while puppy Finnegan pulls Dash's tail feathers.
Rocket J. Squirrel asks "again?"
Golden retriever puppy Finnegan with Mjolnir, the chewy hammer of Thor.
Finnegan, Destroyer of Worlds
TV's Ren and Stimpy
Golden retriever puppy asleep, shhh. Him Finnegan.
Godzilla is tired of Ghidorah's endless bullshit.
Slob's abandoned CRT TV next to a trout stream.
Finnegan, a golden retriever puppy.
Golden retriever at the seashore.
Spider-Man zzannngs a thug with a car antenna.
Kung Fu lunchbox
Han Solo and Chewbacca action figures, but Han Solo is disguised as Indiana Jones.
Dashiell Hambone, a happy golden retriever, is pretty sure you have treats.
Rocket J. expresses surprise
Keep your hands off our public lands #ourpubliclands
TV shot of national guard troops deployed in LA in front of graffiti that says "All cops are bitch's".
A skater-shaped photo filter blob invites ICE to gargle balls.
Godzilla apologizes to his neighbor, Mrs. Dope Rhyme.
Lerxst habla blah blah
Weird thing
Godzilla implores Carl Jet Jaguar to be cool, but Carl is so high.
Dashiell Hambone, an English cream golden retriever, cannot contain his adoration for whatever the hell you're doing.
The Thing skanks in a Stetson, tie, and little pants.
Jesus calls everyone posers and false punks.
The Beast from 20,000 Fathoms pauses for a whiz.
Stephen Miller IS Pee Wee German
The Burgermeister Meisterburger forbids all toys.