Fledered

@fledered.bsky.social

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🇫🇷 I'm french but I'm mostly autistic. Make comics, games, animations and other stuffs. (he/him)

A video game character whose outline is visible through walls
Revenant: You make life worth living.
Wattson: You're my specific interest.
A madman show two pictures with excitement. The first one is a picture of the french flag, with blue, white and red colors. The second one is the same picture but with a yellow filter applied to it. This makes the colors of the flag appear black yellow and red. The madman scream: - SEE ? SEE ?? The camera zoom out, revealing the madman is in a hospital about to get operated on. He yells : France becomes Belgium when it's in Mexico! In the foreground, a desperate surgeon is on the phone, crying. He says: I don't know what to do boss, this is our last dose of anesthetic.
Recording of a game prototype with a buggy crowd of people.
A yellow shirt guy and a white shirt guy are talking. The white shirt guy asks: Are you in the closet? The yellow shirt guy cuts him and says very defensively: Me..? In the closet ? Ahahahahahah, let me laugh ! . The yellow shirt guy turns to his friend Gary. He asks him : come on gary do i look like i'm in the closet to you ? Gary who is colored like the genderfluid flag says no. . The yellow shirt guy turns back toward the white shirt guy and says: See?? I'm not in the... . The yellow shirt guy turns back toward Gary, confused. Gary is colored normally.
Daniel enters his apartment, annoyed. His roommate Lydia ask him: Hey ! How was your party ? Daniel answers without joy: It was okay... . Daniel says: It would have been better without Brandy, though. He's still making attack helicopter jokes in 2025. Lydia answers with a smile: Oh... That's just how he is ! . Lydia says: You know he's only messing around, right ? Daniel says: You know what I always say. If you make the exact same joke for more than 5 years, it's not a joke, it's a political statement. . Lydia lies on the ground and says: If you say so. The entire comic is a reference to the meme "Loss".
Caine from The Amazing Digital Circus is talking to Bubble, also from The Amazing Digital Circus. He says: Tell me Bubble, are you homophobic ? Bubble is confused. He answers: I'm your boyfriend. Caine points at Bubble and screams: He's dodging the question! Everyone runs after Bubble.
A guy is riding a camel in the desert, in the middle of the night. The same guy is still riding his camel but this time in Paris, during the day. The guy is now in the elevator, still on his camel. The guy is now talking with a blonde guy in front of his apartment. His camel is waiting for him in the stairs as he gives to the blonde guy a pizza box. The guy asks: Is it really that hard to cook yourself ? The blonde guy says: Hey ! You forgot the sauces !
Dramatic scene. Anna is walking towards a dangerous vortex while an unknown person begs her to stop. The person says: No! Come back! You don't have to do this ! But Anna is determined. She says: If I don't do it... ...No one will Complete change of scenery. We're now in a mundane setting in a house. Anna is holding a cooking pot with steam coming out of it. Her husband is on the couch, reading a book. He says: Oh wow you made dinner! Thank you ! Anna is barely containing her anger and annoyance. She answers: You're welcome...
Michael opens his door, to find a weird guy wearing a yellow toga with a sun on it is in front of his house. He says "Who the fuck are you?" The guy says: "hello my sun. we are the Citizens of the Star" . Michael asks: "is this a cult ?" The guy says: "shut up. Our goal is to create the biggest and brightest star ever made and then to live on it." . To do so, our members throw their life savings into a burning pile of money to turn it into a bigger burning pile of money. We'll continue until we finally manage to recreate the sun. . The guy holds a card reader and asks: "Would you like to join us ?" Michael declines with a smile. He says: no thank you, but I WILL watch you guys from a distance in a very condescending way because I'm slightly curious
Albert and Marina are at a party. Albert is introducing Marina to the guy in front of them. He says: oh yeah and here is my roommate! Marina says: oh! hello! i'm marina Richards says: - geertings, i'm drichrar ! . Marina is confused. Albert says : oh yeah, richard is dyslexic. Richard says: thas't crotrect i haev a svesere dyslexia taht pervten me form pornucning wrod crotrelcty . Marina turns towards Albert and says: I'm pretty sure that's NOT how dyslexia works ? Albert looks annoyed. He says her: what you're a doctor now ? Richard continues: I psosssse serevla bhoby rnangig fmro prhamrayc to etneloomgy . Richard pulls out something and says: unerletad, hree is my insect cloletcion Marina and Albert look at it and are absolutely horrified.
Jax and Zooble from The Amazing Digital Circus are talking. Jax is holding a present with a big smile while Zooble is crossing their arms, grumbling. Jax says: Merry Christmas Zooble ! I have a present for you. Zooble says: Fuck off. I'm so done with your bullshit. The curse words are censored . Jax acts innocent. He says: Come one... After all the trouble I went through to find something you'd like ? You're breaking my heart Zoobidoo ! Zooble isn't buying it. They say : That's also what you told Ragatha last time and her "present" was just a bunch of centipedes in a box wrapped up with Gangle's body. What is it this time? . Jax says : open it and you'll see ! Zooble starts opening the present. They says: you know what? Fine ! Just so I can be done with it. . Zooble opens the present and their eyes go wide. Jax says: see? It's some new body parts just like you wanted ! Inside the present, there is one of Ragatha's arms. . Later, Pomni is trying to sew Ragatha back together while Kinger is looking at Ragatha's leg with his stupid face. Meanwhile, Zooble is strangling Jax in the background while Caine and Bubble are watching, eating popcorn. Ragatha says: Uh, Pomni... that's the wrong arm ! Pomni looks embarassed and apologize.
Later, Pomni is trying to sew Ragatha back together while Kinger is looking at Ragatha's leg with his stupid face. Meanwhile, Zooble is strangling Jax in the background while Caine and Bubble are watching, eating popcorn. Ragatha says: Uh, Pomni... that's the wrong arm ! Pomni looks embarassed and apologize.
Jax and Zooble from The Amazing Digital Circus are talking. Jax is holding a present with a big smile while Zooble is crossing their arms, grumbling. Jax says: Merry Christmas Zooble ! I have a present for you. Zooble says: Fuck off. I'm so done with your bullshit. The curse words are censored
Two friends, Jack and George, are talking to each other. Jack is wearing sunglasses and a cool outfit. He's laying on the guardrail with a big smile. George is wearing a hoodie. He's sitting on the stairs. Jack says: So I told her, "Well at least your dog won't risk being eaten now that your father is dead" George asks, skeptically: and... she laughed? Jack replies: no, she chased me down with a big hammer . Jack continues: It's okay, I'm used to people being offended by my edgy humor. I'm loving it actually! George jokes: ahah, yeah it's because your humor is too "labyrinthic" for them ! . Jack looks at George confused. He asks: too... what ? George explains: your "hedge-y" humor . Later, we see Jack chasing George down with a giant hammer in the middle of the street.
An anime boy and an anime girl are talking to each other. The boy is wearing a pink glove, which he is showing to the girl. The boy says: Look LoveInterest-chan! I've found these body-manipulation magic gloves ! The girl is confused, with a very stupid look on her face. She says: eeeeh ? what do they do Protagonist-kun ? . The guy takes a brioche in the hand with the glove and squeezes it. He says: Well for example if I squeeze this brioche... As he does so, the girl's right breast gets squeezed too. The girl screams: kyaaa! . The guy leaves, laughing. He says: Ahah sexual harassment is so funny Meanwhile, the girl looks furious. . Suddenly, there is a dramatic zoom on the guy's face. He's clenching his teeth while his eyes are wide open. It looks like he's in great pain. . You hear the guy screaming off-screen while the girl is watching him with a sadistic smile. She is wearing the pink glove and she uses it to unscrew a lightbulb.
An artist is painting something, while a hater observes her through the window. The hater tells the artists that she draws like a pregnant dead horse. The artist gets angry. The artist says : oh yeah? Well you know what? i'm going to directly quote-retweet/screenshot what you just said to show it to my thousands of followers ! The hater looks surprised. The artist says : This way I'll be sure to give a maximum of free visibility to someone who despise me instead of making more of the content you hate ! Confused, the hater says: but... that's exactly what I want..? The artist put her hand on the hater's shoulder and explains calmly:i know, i want to have sex with you.
A douchebag with a penis joke written on his shirt is trying to flirt with a girl. He asks her: "Hey there sexypuss, can I fuck you with my dick ? Breathe to say yes, recite the entire Bee movie script in Morse code to say no." . The girl looks extremely annoyed. She says:titatatitatitatitatitatatatitatitatititititatitatatitatatatatitatitatitititatititatitatatitatatatitatatatititatitititatitatatitititatatatititatititatitititatitititatatititatatatatitatititititititatitititititititatitatatatitatatitatatitatatitatatititititititititititititatatatititatitatititatititatiti . The girl's face starts becoming red and it is clear that she's struggling. However she carries on. She says:tatititititatitititatati tatitatitatatitatatititatitititatititatatatitatatAtititititatitititatatitatitatitatatitatatititatitititatititatatatitatatatiti tititatitititatatitatitatitatatitatatititatitititatititatatatitatatatititititatitititatatita . The douchebag looks worried. He tells the girl: "Girl... Breathe..." But the girl doesn't listen. She's struggling even more, her face completely red and covered in sweat, but she carries on. She even gives the middle finger to the douchebag. She says:titatatitititititititititatitatititatatitititatititititatititititititititatitatitititatititititatitatatatatatititatitatitititatititatatititititititatititatatititatititatititatatitatatatatatatatititatatatatatatititatitatatititatitatatatitatitatititititatatatitititi
Two friends are at a bar, Jack and Ben. Jack says: "And then I said: "that's not a dishwasher, that's ### !" The punchline of his joke is censored. Ben spits out his beer. . Ben gives a very concerned look at Jack. He says: Dude, that was like... Extremely racist. Jack doesn't seem to mind at all. He says: Oh, come on... it's just a joke ! Ben says: Yeah but... . Jack says: Come on dude, making racist jokes doesn't make me racist! Like... You. You always joke about how much you want to kill yourself. That doesn't mean you're really suicidal, right? . Ben doesn't say anything. He simply looks down while Jack's big smile disappears.
Bonus: the guy is now completely burned like a piece of charcoal. he asks a girl: why didn't you warn me that my house was on fire? the girl tells him: - why would I care?
The guy is now sleeping in the hammock, he says: "It's not like you could do anything anyway." Meanwhile the entire town around him including his house is burning.
The guy is now at his house's door. In the background, there is a poster to promote Hitler 2 as the new president. The guys says: Trust me. Ignoring what doesn't directly affect you personally will make you ten times happier. And the best way to ignore it is to not learn about it in the first place.
A guy with a white shirt and two pairs of sunglasses says: The key to happiness is to not care. As he says so, his kicking the money glass of a homeless guy
Later, the two girls are in the bedroom. The second one scolds the first one. In the room, there is a guy attached to the ceiling by two ropes, the first one holding his feet, the second one holding his torso. He is hanging like that horizontally, like an animal. The second girl says: you need to stop doing that! The first one looks desperate. She says: I can't, it's... It's like an addiction
Two girls are talking to each other over the phone. The first one says: Sorry I can't talk right now, I'm on a date! The second one says: ouuh! really? How is he?
A guy is on his phone, watching a youtube video. He says: What's this ? An animated music video ? The artstyle looks great ! . The video continues. He laughs, saying. "Hehe, furry..." . The guy then becomes slightly flustered. He says: "Oh..." . The guy then becomes extremely confused and shocked, the colors leaving his body and his eyes widened to the extreme. He says: "Oh."
The king is in a throne room with a hero. He looks at an old lady dressed like a wizard, confused. He asks: -wait why did you send us a second hero..? The god he was praying to answers: - Uh... That one was a mistake!
I'm on it. The camera zooms out to reveal the guy is driving a truck that's going way too fast.
In a castle, a king is sitting on his throne. A guard on fire enters the room to say: My lord, the orcs have entered the castle! We're losing the war! The King swear dramatically.
Ventures shouts triumphantly. They says: "Câlisse t'â vrémang cru qu'un ptit lozer de tabarnak allé m'fair quekchôz? Ma chum t'è bin niéseuh ma paraule !" (it means "Holy hell, did you really think a small laser would do anything against me ? My friend, your stupidity is beyond measure !) Widowmaker is panicked. She says: "oh no they're from Quebec now !"
Venture Overwatch is talking to Widowmaker Overwatch Venture says: you may shoot my head but you'll never kill my swag Widowmaker answers with a thick french accent: "oh yeah ? Well fuck you"
A guy with a red shirt is talking to a guy with a blue shirt. The red shirt guy casually says: I want to put a spear in your ass. The blue-shirt guy angrily says:- I don't want you to put a spear in my ass! . An orange-shirt guy joins the conversation. He says: come on guys... Don't fight! I'm sure we can find an agreement! How about we put half a spear in your ass? Red shirt guy is fine with it, while blue shirt guy is strongly against it. He shouts "No". . The orange shirt guy is annoyed. He says: see? This is why we can't talk with you, you're closed to debate! He turns to the red-shirt guy and tells him: Come on, put an entire spear in his ass. The red-shirt guy is very happy and excited at the idea. He screams: let's go! Meanwhile, the blue shirt guy gives him a terrified look.
A guy lost in an overdramatic monologue, holding a cigarette while crying. He says: Dating as a guy is like playing Minecraft in survival mode. No matter how much you grind, you'll always be alone. The camera zoom out to reveal the guy is at a party. A girl next to him says: Yeah, well dating as a girl is like when you're in a cave in Pokemon and you're constantly harassed by Zubat. Except you can't run away and if you don't handle the situation properly, the might also assault you. And there is no max-repel. The guy answers: there is, it's called "astrology"
Characters from Overwatch are boasting about their respective abilities. Pharah says: I have a thousands rockets ! Moira says: I have a giga magic beam ! Illari says: I have the power of the SUN ! Reaper says: I have the power of DEATH ! While they all are very excited, Orisa is standing here calmly. She simply says : I have a spear. Doing so, she holds her spear in her hand. Pharah, Moira, Illari and Reaper all scream in terror.
caitlin and Vi are hiding in the bushes. Vi is spying on someone with binoculars. She says: and these ones are like flour, eggs, milk, butter, yeast, sugar, cacao, vanilla, chocolate chips... Caitlin is blushing in embarassment. She says: okay I get it ! can you stop staring ???
Vi and Caitlin from the series Arcane League of Legends are standing outside in the heavy rain. Caitline begs : come on Vi arcane, it's pride month! I want to do the gay with you! Vi answers : me too Caitlin League of Legends but we can't. we're like oil and water . Further, there is a white girl and a black girl kissing each other. Caitlin points at them. She says : and them? . The white girl and the black girl disappear in a cartoon smoke, before reappearing as a single mixed-race woman, as if they had fused together. Vi answers: like coffee and milk
A guy is sitting alone in front of his computer. He says "Can't believe they gave me tickets for a heavy metal concert even though I'm hypersensitive to noise. I can't refuse their gift but how am I going to put up with 6 hours of non-stop screaming ?"
The guy looks at his friend, blushing. Petal of rose are flying everywhere.
A guy is playing video games with his friend. He hands him a bag of chips. He asks him: "Want some vinegar chips?" His friend replies: "I'd rather have gay sex." His friend then grabs the bag of chips and eat it entirely.
A guy dressed in a suit is at his desk, reading a résumé. He says: "I'm sorry, but your profile does not fit the requirements for the job." The person sitting in front of him asks: "It's because of my skin color, isn't it ?" The guy says: Yes. It is revealed that the person in front of him is a green alien. The alien gets angry and says: "You can't do that ! That's racist !" The guy is confused. He says: "What ?? I'm not racist I ate a pizza once." The alien leave the room angrily, screaming: "You better give me that job or I'll get you FIRED !" Later, you see a weather report on TV. Except the presenter is invisible.
A guy and a girl are in bed. It's the morning. The guy says: "well guess this was our first night together !" The girl replies: "I guess it was !" The guy says : "dang I love having a girlfriend." (Note: this is a work of fiction) They both go to the kitchen. There is a cereal box on the counter as well as some milk. The girl comments: "And would you look at that ! Just after our first night together, it's now our first breakfast together !" The guys says: "Dang this just keeps getting better !" The girl grabs the milk and the cereal, the boy stares at her very attentively The girl asks him: "Is our entire relationship going to depend on what I'm about to do ?" The guy squints with a very serious expression. He says : "Maybe..."
Here we can see Luigi and Daisy playing a Mario Party minigame. Luigi has the bluesky logo on his overalls. Someone is yelling offscreen. They say: AAAAAH OOCHIE MAMMA MIA IT STINGS
The boy dressed like a dog is sad. He says: "If only someone could give me some affection..." Another boy dressed like a dog come and says: "I can..." The first boy backs up and scream: "STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME !"
A boy dressing and acting like a dog is laying alone on the sidewalk. He has a hangdog expression. Two girls look at him. The first one says: "Aww... Look at this poor doggy!" The second one on the other hand is disgusted. She says: - I hate these dirty mutts. They're always pissing on my car's tires. The first one says: Yeah but this one looks so sad ! Maybe I can try to cheer him up... The second one stops her immediately, panicked. She says: "No! Do not do that ! Don't show him ANY sign of affection !" The first one asks: Why? Will he try to bite me? The second one answers: No, he'll try to have sex with you.
A guy in nazi uniform wearing a Hitler mask is talking to a guy wearing a green shirt. The masked guy says: Jews are culprits of all things The green shirt guy says: hell yeah Next panel. The city behind them is now on fire. The masked guy remove his mask, revealing that he's actually Hitler. He says: Ahah we're a fascist dictatorship now ! The green shirt guy says: oh no ! Next panel. A soldier with teared up clothes, a missing arm, a missing eye and a shoulder pierced by bullet holes is talking to the green shirt guy. The city behind them is in ruin. The soldier says: phew... millions are dead but at least the dictatorship is no more The green shirt guy says: nice ! Next panel. A guy in nazi uniform wearing a politician mask is talking to the green shirt guy. The city behind them is back to normal. The masked guy says: Muslims are culprits of all things The green shirt guy says: hell yeah
A guy is discussing with his friends. They're both from Ancient Greece. The guy asks: So ! Imagine if Theseus were to replace all the planks of his boat with new ones. His friend nods. The guy continues: Now, imagine if he then used the old planks to build another boat. Which boat would be considered as Theseus's one ?" His friend replies: "I don't know, I'd just ask Theseus which boat he considers his." The guy nods. He thinks for a moment before asking: "And if Theseus were to replace all his masculine features with female ones, which gender would..?" His friend cuts him off, shouting: "I don't know, I'd just ask Theseus !"
A detective and a businessman are discussing. They're both moles. The detective is smoking a cigar and looks angry. He says: "I need your help Otof. That dirty bastard is still on the run and we have no idea where he is !" The businessman replies: "Don't worry Esther. The Central Unit of Moles is infallible. We have spies all around the world ! It's only a matter of time before we find him !" The detective replies: "I don't need words, I need results ! Time is against us" The businessman pulls out his phone and says : "One second, I've got a call... Yeah ?" A spy who is also a mole is on the phone. His body is completely squashed. He says : "Yeah boss, just to tell you that the psycho with the big hammer is still there. No don't worry, I'm going back out in 10 seconds to check if he's gone."
BONUS A guy is being interviewed by the journalist. He says: "I mean, nazism is bad." The journalist interrupts him, panicked. He says: "wow, wow, wow let's not get too political okay?"
The journalist says:"come on mister, as a journalist my job is to give both opinions a voice" The scientist point at the window, where we can see that it is indeed raining. He screams: "Your job is to look outside!"
A journalist is animating a show. He says: Hello and welcome to the Public Interest Service Show! Today let's answer the burning question: "is it currently raining today ?"