Schadenfreude

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Video of a white-faced owlet trying to fly onto a (p)leather sofa, failing, but managing to bite into the material as it flaps and scrabbles to climb up. But eventually it tires and hangs by the beak.
Blurry shot of a barn owl flying indoors.
Barn owl with red eyes. Text: OWL HELL IS ABOUT TO BREAK LOOSE
A snowy owl sleeping on its belly on a sofa, head down, resembling a seal.
O RLY? owl but remade with various Dalí references, with the text "Surreally?"
Gif of a cockatoo sliding over and grabbing an owl's feathers. The owl looks down at its feathers, up at the cockatoo, then whips its head in the other direction in a huff.
Pumpkin pies. 3 have leaf shaped crust in various patterns, 2 have owl crusts, with the filling showing in the irises.
Drawing of a barn owl flying with a jigsaw in one claw.
Barn owl bathing in a shallow pond. The signature is unfortunately too small and blurry to make out.
Oval coaster for Cotleigh Brewery in Wiveliscombe Somerset, of BARN OWL BITTER, A.B.V. 4.5%
Barn owl being held sideways in one hand has head slightly tilted as it looks back at the camera, eyes narrowed.
Gif of an upside-down hanging bat (so it looks rightside-up) dancing.
A bald eagle looking at the menu of some drive thru that definitely is not In-N-Out.
Alto the barn owl holding a pink donut with sprinkles plushie.
Gif of a speaker flashing rainbow colors surrounded by a sea of yellow ducklings.
Parody Taco Bell or Del Taco ad: UNLOCK THE BOX Cheesy Owldita Crunch Box Image: Box labeled Cheesy Owldita Crunch with 2 tacos and a saw-whet owl wrapped in a towel. And a glass of Mountain Dew Baja Blast.
Helluva Boss - Stella drinking with a couple as she bitches about Stolas at a party.
Eagle owl glaring, ear tufts flattened, at the human holding a novelty paper Happy Birthday glasses.
Kanon the barn owl looking up with huge super cute eyes.
Barn owl with a derpy smile and some sort of weird feathery goatee, and the text "fight me".
Gif of a barn owl being surprised as another barn owl flies over and bounces off it.
Eagle owl sitting in a way that makes it look like it's sitting cross-legged.
Long eared owl in a threat display on a post, but someone's edited it to have human arms holding a slice of pizza in one hand and a bottle of beer in the other, with the rest of the pizza in front.
Barn owl perched at the center of a bike's handlebars, which has been wrapped with a towel.
Horned owl appears to be whispering into the leaned-over ear of a spectacled owlet.
Owl's head over a human doctor's body. You know it's a doctor because of the stethoscope.
Juvenile owlet looking at foot. Text: WTF... I have a leg
Owl being held, dirty claws raised up. Added text: 'sup
Barn owl perched on the rod frame at the foot of an unmade bed.
Massive snowy owl driving a convertible with plates O RLY?
Owl behind the wheel of a car, looking in the direction of the passenger's side of the windshield. The angle is odd (ought to be rotated 90 degrees right).
Barn owl standing on a rural road, 2 shadows cast by the headlights of a car.
Human holding a small oval wooden Jason Voorhees-like mask over the face of a screech owl. The eyes fill the eyeholes, looking cute.
Gif of a snowy owl with stick arms banging on a cartoon laptop.
A very dodgy-looking hotdog on a stick held in front of a horned owl.
A small owl with a Halloween candy plushie peering from behind the lid of a laptop. There is a barn owl wallpaper on the screen.
Flying barn owl with 3 barn owl missiles (or something) under each wing, dropping 4 barn owl bombs. A barn owl wearing a WWI type helmet next to a barn owl screaming, with legs edited to be "yelling while pointing".
Greater Sooty Owl. photo credit: Richard Jackson
Comic by False Knees 1. Barn owl asking, "Do you think I'm cute?" 2. Another barn owl just staring. 3. Barn owl turns head upside down. 4. Other barn owl replies, "You're cute in an intense way."
Western screech owl trying to nap among dried chilis. Watermark (platform unknown): @jonathanbaileyphoto baileyimages.com
Gif of a black barn owl with Pong playing in and around its eyes.
What We Do in the Shadows - Nadja and Laszlo Text: The party we're going to is celebrating the Superb Owl, who is the greatest owl of all time. Do you think we're going to get to touch its little beak?
From Star Trek: First Contact, Worf saying "Perhaps Today IS a Good Day to Die".
Yellow and green parakeet burrowing a hole in the top of Japanese language Attack on Titan manga. About half the bird's body is in that hole. The dust jackets of the surrounding books and the small calendar have all been chewed to various extent.
Realistic Hooty from The Owl House, using what looks like either a barred or tawny owl as a model. Text in a sort of toned-down metal font: HOOTY HOOT!!
Greek Hoplite Owl on a jar.
Barn owl peeking from a hole in a brick wall.
Gif of a barn owl examining a camera in a tree hole nest, but it's been sped up and looped back- and forwards, with the text "*BARN OWL INTENSIFIES*".
Video of a barred owlet climbing a tree and taking a break.
Video of a barn owlet borb doing practice flights in what looks like a workshop. The video is being film though a creepy spyhole. Text: POV You spy on a real life angel learning to fly
What looks like an owl statue on a post shooting lasers from its eyes.
Girl Scout Cookie stand in front of a marijuana dispensary.
Video of an owl staring intently at a spider across the kitchen. The spider is against the whiteness of the lower part of what appears to be the vent of a stove.
Barn owl looking so delighted playing with a hanging cord. ESRB rating added: E for Everyone - Comic Mischief
Cat with Samuel L Jackson's face.
Screenshot from video game Deadcraft, of the half-zombie protagonist Reid planting a Frankie Sprout among normal veggies. (The other plot has zombie veggies.)
Gif of Morticia Addams deadheading a rose. Or pruning since the rose is freshly bloomed. Whatever.
Gif of a barn owlet walking unsteadily before stopping and rolling and bopping its head.
Glass case with the words "In case of ZOMBIES break glass", containing several types of guns, a couple of grenades, binoculars, flashlight, can of spam, 2 multitools (one with fork, the other with spoon on one end and knife on other), what looks like a zombie survival guide, small first aid kit (?), and keys (?).
Video of an owl looking warily at a felt witch's hat the human is trying to place on its head. It looks in grumpy resignation at the camera as the hat is placed at a jaunty angle. The owl looks around a bit, the hat slips and falls, and the movement causes the owl to whip around preparing to bite, looking in the direction the hat fell.