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🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈🇺🇸💙
atheist, humanist, realist, anti-fascist.
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dargoyle @dargoyle.bsky.social 
A Liberal Minnesotan ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @aliberalminnesotan.bsky.social Proud Deaf Father of Three | Devoted Husband | Dog Lover | Political Junkie of the Democrat Kind | Amateur Handyman/DIYer | Occasional Gamer
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If you voted for Trump in ‘24, then this is for you:🖕🫵
#resist
Francis Ford Copulate @francis-f-copulate.bsky.social 🔵 With much fear for our democracy…
Annpharm @annpharm.bsky.social Former pharmacist. Stoicism student. Spread kindness… by voting blue! Sarcasm is my second language and I have a potty mouth, don’t say you weren’t warned! I block if you DM me AND add you to my Troll list.
Lucius @petrouchkacries.bsky.social Magician, Classical Pianist.
Favorites: Joni Mitchell; the word “fuck”; lakes, rivers, seas & oceans; dogs, walks; trees, flowers; truth & beauty; vast space.
DO NOT FOLLOW ME W/OUT A BIO
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Lola 💋 @lollanna.bsky.social We have one chance, be kind to each other, think, feel & share with one another - Don't let the noise get you, you can do this!
I have a foul mouth, deal with it!
#Blacklivesmatter #MMIWG #Guncontrolnow #codifyroe
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‘You’re not allowed to give up’
- Alexei Navalny
#TheResistance
#NotMyPresident
#ClimateAction
🚫 DMs, crypto, etc.
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💙💙Wellness
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VOTED FOR HARRIS/WALZ.
My Dad & Uncles fought nazis in WWII.
Love our furbabies.
NO Magas. NO Crypto. NO Bitcoin. NO Porn. NO Fascists.
Janet🇨🇦 @janet-c.bsky.social Proud Canadian - #LGBTQ+ #NEVERPoilievre NO DMs = instant block! No crypto - no marketing
🚫Maple/MAGA
@JanetCa03023777 on X
Sassy Denise @sassydenise.bsky.social Fierce Female Freedom Fighter!
Democracy dies when we are silent. Do not be silent!
🦋
We will #RESIST
No DM’s
🚫MAGA 🚫Crypto 🚫Porn
🚫donations
Take that shit back to Twitter!
Jay_Radical.bsky.social 🇲🇽 🇺🇸 🇵🇸 @jayradical.bsky.social I vote from abroad. Life is better south of your border. When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. Cats rule. NO DMs. DMs get blocked. The above picture is agave. Activist. No bio, no follow.
@slateriver.bsky.social @slateriver.bsky.social Proud Liberal Canadian living on the US border. Love my southern neighbours - F**K MAGA.
#CarneyforCanada
#SlavaUkraini
#NeverPoilievre
@hoemsh.bsky.social @hoemsh.bsky.social Proud Canadian, Chemical Engineer (semi-ret). Detests Fascists & Bullies. Loves democracy. Migrating from Twitter (handle @ShelleyHoem)
dixiechiken @dixiechiken.bsky.social 💙 Be kind. Or f*ck off.💙
PCativists @pcativists.bsky.social Two activist cats 😻😻and their potty-mouthed Hooman 💙, meowing into the blue sky searching for sanity, refuge and #resistance. Same handle on Xitter and Spoutible. 🖖🏻⭐🦸🏻♀️
🚫No fucking Bitcoin, only fans link accts, DMs or MAGAts. Go back to Elon's with that 💩.
Dances Cajun Rhythm 💃⚡️💙 @dbksezhey.bsky.social New to bsky. Deadhead. Wife. Mom. Software engineer. Swiftie. Blue dot in Tampa area. #Angret
🔵🌹⚡️🫶💃🌻
“You are the song that the morning brings”🎶
Papaya Plays Cities @papayaplayscs.bsky.social Diving into US Politics, Formula 1 and Cities Skylines 2 with equal passion. YouTube Commentator & Content Creator.
Info: https://linktr.ee/papayaplayscs
#USPolitics #McLaren #F1 #BlueCrew #CitiesSkylines2
AtlasHeyzal @the-gay-agenda.bsky.social 🌈 Lesbian dog mom with a flair for code,and cosmic contemplation. 🐾 Full-stack developer (Columbia Bootcamp grad) musing on everything from quantum reality to historical Jesus. Bridging tech, art, and spirituality—one semi-coherent thought at a time. 🩷🧠
Boomy Millennial @red-diavolo.bsky.social 🇨🇲🇺🇸⚽️🔴⚫️👹🏀🐺🐈🦁
Man Utd
AC Milan
Timberwolves
Gaming
Reading
Woke AF
Elsbeth Resists❌👑 @elsbeth-speaks-up.bsky.social DISSENT NEEDED FROM ALL 50 STATES!! I left Alaska Nov 17th to be a full-time protester in Blue cities! I am here to make connections with anyone who is part of the Resistance ✊🏾
Shawn @shawnkell.bsky.social Morals over politics. SoSiChiGirl. Blue dot in a red state. Football is my jam! Food Network,Top Chef and The Great British Baking Show and Lego keep me sane. I MATCH energy…it’s on you. Bluesky bonding for democracy. 🇺🇸♋️🎶🍷🐻⬇️✈️ #WTYS 🇺🇸 🚫DMs
@jim830.bsky.social @jim830.bsky.social The Cure, Depeche Mode & Yankee fan from childhood. 🇺🇸Navy Veteran. 🗽NYC-born w/ 🇪🇨Ecuadorian roots, now in DC area.
Se habla español, falo portugués.
Latino and Proud. Liberal Democrat for Life.
🚫Crypto🚫Scammers🚫OF/Porn🚫Nothing ... not interested
Ellie Elbows Up 🇨🇦 @ellieeff123.bsky.social Canadian to the core. Retired. Married. Grandmother. Although nostalgia is not a plan, I miss those days. The days when doomscrolling wasn't a thing.
Janna @janna802.bsky.social Software Developer and QA Analyst. Raconteur. Unabashedly queer. Neurodivergent. Wiccan. Lower-leg amputee. Vermonter. She/her.
“I, [state your name]”… @zoomydu.bsky.social Michigangster • GenX • 🎥 • 🤿 •🚴🏼♀️•🏃🏼♀️• dart🐸/🐈lady • she/her • outsmarting stage 4 colorectal cancer since age 44 ('17) • obsessed with MCM architecture • 🩵 and 🧠 are in the USVI 🇻🇮 • #WonderWoman • #MIresists • Bluesky user #516,287
Jess Peake @jessrpeake.bsky.social GenXer who drank from the hose and lived to tell about it. 🤘
Didn’t vote for the party that wants to bring back polio and bad teeth. 🚫🦠🦷
Believer in science and punctuation. 👩⚕️‼️
Lonnie McT @lonniemct.bsky.social Just a big goofball, life mantra is
"Don't Grow Up, Don't Ever Grow Up"
Colorectal cancer survivor, 3 years clean. Seattle Seahawks, Toronto Blue Jays, OKC Thunder, Gonzaga Bulldogs.
Love Blues Music, I ain't got the blues-they got me
💙Detest TFG/MAGA💙
Mickey the K @micheleconwayk1.bsky.social Mimi to the ones I love, Blue Wave 2026 next 2028
🚫MAGA 🚫Nazis 🚫DMs
💙🌊🫶
HyperArid @luckypants0.bsky.social Political Junkie. 💙 Trying to be the difference. 👩🏻🦰 Love to travel! 🧳 I cuss a lot. 🤷♀️ Working on my bucket list! ✌️NO DMs! Unwanted DMs will be posted.
Kara @inkaranation.bsky.social "No punishment, in my opinion, is too great for the Man who can build his greatness upon his country's ruin."
-George Washington, December 12, 1778
Yvette in SoFla💙🦋 @yvettep.bsky.social Nuyorican🗽🇵🇷living in Florida🌴
Mom of twins 👬
Love my 🐶🐶🐶
Lifelong Dem 💙
Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦
🚫 maga 🚫crypto 🚫bitcoin
🚫 porn
🚫 money requests
🚫 DMs
Dyxe @dyxe.bsky.social Mother of 2 grown children, 1 son and 1 non-binary offspring. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🌈💙 Animal advocate, blue dot. #disabled, and spend much of my time babysitting my great-niece and pups. Only looking for friends. 🚫MAGA. No DMs. #resister #cats #adhd
#congestiveheartfailure
Cindi C @cindic1112.bsky.social Woke Dem Boomer she/her PNW ProChoice Womens Rights & Healthcare. Girl Mom & Grama
BLM 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ 💉🔬⚖️ Gun Reform 🌻 Atheist #IamANTIFA
#ReleasetheTrumpEpsteinFiles
#FuckTrump/MAGA
🚫fb no bio crypto lottery & cam
DMs disabled,
Legally blind🧑🦯= ✊️💙💪& typos
@dvlnside24.bsky.social @dvlnside24.bsky.social Democrat, non-theistic, avid reader, amateur string mangler.
Michelle @mmbaker13.bsky.social Just a snarky, sarcastic ray of sunshine! 🤘
@angee43.bsky.social @angee43.bsky.social 
Love is the higher power @christineloves.bsky.social Proudly woke, liberal, atheist, #BLM, feminist in TX. Grammy to R, J and F 💕