Amanda 🦇 🐻

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Lurcio from Up Pompeii.
Kneel before Zod! Zod
Chonky cats in a specialist sanctuary eating.
The invention of headbanging by metal heads.
À perfume review comparing the scent to a monk's butt hole.
Astaroth - arch demon.
Ham Manor was without electricity this morning due to a squirrel committing harraciri (sic) on the electricity main pole, poor little mute.
Mrs Slocombe giving a hard stare.
The wicked witch of the West says 'I'm melting'
Charlie wearing a cooling down cloth.
À screenshot of some Google results for the etymology of the word giraffe.
An incredibly relaxed cat being sung to in Turkish.
Vallois sheep.
À woman plays the harp to her horse and the horse has a go too.
Smiling bat.
My geriatric dog, Charlie, farting away in his sleep as I watch Babylon 5.
True by Spandau Ballet
Shaun the sheep displaying his range of emotions in baaas.
A cat petting its human.
Charlie my ancient (15 and three quarters) dog.
À request for someone who can shear two alpacas from Facebook.
A picture of a search option on tiktok asking 'what are scrotums'
À house pig pouting because she wanted more mash potato being comforted by her human.
My dog, Charlie. He's fifteen and right months. Total knob.
Jemima Nicholas of Fishguard, who single handedly defeated the invading French army in 1797
À picture of an actor in an old TV show called Sea Hunt.
Vintage camping toilet that looks like barrel.
Boots t'en pound Tuesday offer of three cock rings.
The Glorious 25th of May. Truth, Justice, Freedom, Reasonably Priced Love and a Hard Boiled Egg
Men swinging heavy weights from their regions.
The church graveyard of Llanilltud in the sunshine with a massive palm tree.
My garden covered in hailstones.
À stuffed bat with little teefers.
Bollocks protection was used 200 years before head protection in cricket matches.
Words with friends allows me to plays the word PISSED
À YouTube video about The Cock Lane Poltergeist called Scratching Fanny.
À photo I took on the dog walk of a quiet street with lots of leafiness, cottages and clematis.
An amber scented candle with a dead fly stuck in the wax.
Successive days of 20°c forecast for the week.
Odd looking aircraft spotted flying over the area. Looks a bit Klingon.
Charlie the dog looking at me saying WTF.
An ad for some sort of hair removal cream.
My dog, he's 15 and a knob.
In another in a series - Boots £10 Tuesday offers, an anal douche.
A big pink squishy chair shaped like a hand with sausage fingers.
À photo of a wrongly delivered parcel from a company called On That Ass.
Me, my frothy coffee and small fluffy fiend dog watching Babylon 5.