Tyler Horsfall

@flopfish.bsky.social

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Canucks fan, sports card collector, and washed-up gamer. He/Him | Was @TheFlopFish on Twitter

A picture of a backyard with a bay and an island in the background
An upside down baby plate in the shape of a crab on top of a dino spill mat (plastic sheet) which is on laminate flooring. Most of the food that was in the crab plate is on the spill mat
A screenshot of an Instagram post from the Vancouver Goldeneyes stating that both Jenn Gardiner and Izzy Daniel have re-signed
A screenshot of the game 82-0 where you try to draft a basketball that’d go undefeated. The team had Oscar Robertson, Grant Hill, Jayson Tatum, Anthony Davis, and Wilt Chamberlain.
A chart showing the Corsi plus/minus unadjusted and adjusted for score in a game between the Carolina Hurricanes and Montreal Canadiens. The adjusted line is significantly more in the Hurricanes favour.
A pre-game shot of the Zambonis on the ice at the pacific coliseum preparing the ice for a Vancouver Goldeneyes game
A tank stylized in the same manner as the Vancouver Canucks skate logo. There are red and yellow lines that make up the image of the tank
A picture of the pacific coliseum with the ice rink set up for a Vancouver Goldeneyes game
A comic strip with three panels. The first panel is a guy riding a bike with a stick in one hand. The second panel is him putting the stick in his front wheel. The third panel is him laying on the ground hurt because he crashed his bike by putting the stick in the front wheel.
A picture of the NHL standings. The Canucks are dead last, followed by the Blues, the Rangers, the Blackhawks, the Flames, and the Jets
Michael Bublé at the 2023-24 NHL All-Star Game draft podium talking to Elias Pettersson while Quinn Hughes lurks over his shoulder. They’re all wearing red jerseys with a black-and-yellow NHL logo as the crest that has stars around it
Tiny hands out of focus at a hockey arena
A screenshot of the Dallas Stars defense pairings: Esa Lindell-Miro Heiskanen Thomas Harley-Nils Lundkvist Lian Bichsel-Alexander Petrovic Ilya Lyubushkin is a spare D
A picture of a burrito with a business card on top of it saying "Thank you for supporting our Mission Location. In appreciation, please find enclosed a free cookie (based in store daily) Because you're awesome! We truly appreciate your support. Muchas Gracias!" Except there was no cookie included
A heat map of the shot attempts in the Canucks vs Flyers game. There is a scattering of shots for the Canucks while the Flyers have a ton of shots right in the slot.
The Vancouver Goldeneyes taking a faceoff against the Ottawa Charge
An inflatable Santa looking like he’s stroking it
A screenshot of the Vancouver Goldeneyes lines for today’s game against the New York Sirens
A post game scrum between the Canucks and Sharks with everyone paired off while Elias Pettersson is by himself. A ref is highlighted and has all players in his site
A screenshot of NHL.com of a highlight clip page for Michael Misa with a title and description of “Misa scores goal against Wild”.
A shift chart showing when each player was on the ice in the Vancouver Canucks and Pittsburgh Penguins game
A hockey card featuring Al MacInnis and a memorabilia piece that is a piece of his equipment bag
A cat sitting in a baby rocking chair
A picture of a cat laying in the middle of a baby bassinet
A screenshot of the Florida Panthers roster with their cap hits for this season.
Picture of a car with a dent
A screenshot of the NHL 25 video game featuring the Leafs playing in Montreal
A decimated car mirror
A gaggle of Canadian geese (around 33ish) on a grass field with some trees and a lake in the background
A meme photo in that says “you wouldn’t download a desk” that’s mocking an anti-piracy PSA
A WhatNot live stream by user jdebrusk74 featuring Pokemon cards
A long brown leather chair that with a blanket on top of it that is facing a bed
A mock lineup of the Canucks for 2025-26 season. Line 1: Peterka-Pettersson-Hoglander Line 2: Debrusk-Mavrik Bourque-Garland Line 3: O'Connor-Chytil-Sherwood Line 4: Joshua-Blueger-Karlsson Extra Fs: Raty, Lekkerimaki D: 1st Pair: Hughes-Myers 2nd Pair: M. Pettersson-Mancini 3rd Pair: Forbort-E. Pettersson Willander as extra Demko and Lankinen are the goalies
A picture of a smug Colin Campbell sitting at a table for a press conference with the NHL logos on a backdrop behind him
A golden retriever wearing safety goggles in a science lab that has flasks and science equipment all over the table with “I have no idea what I’m doing” text on it
A crocheted bee that’s yellow with two black stripes and white wings. It also has cute eyes
A 1/1 Mitch Marner Young Guns hockey card with a gold starburst foil pattern in the background
A hockey card booklet featuring Teemu Selanne doing his iconic shooting the glove goal celebration on the top part and an autographed plaque on the bottom half
A very cute half-asleep tabby cat curled into a ball on a blue blanket with its paws sticking out
A tabby cat asleep on a blue and white blanket with its front paws stretched out
A pasty white leg that has a triangle mark of bruising from a soccer ball to the point where you can see the hexagons from it. There is also a giant black and blue bruise too
A pasty white thigh with a red imprint of a soccer ball on it including the seams of the ball that’s starting to bruise
Screenshot of a notification pop up saying custom shipping is available
A picture of an ice cream tub that has a lot taken out of one side. It looks like vanilla with chocolate candies and a tiny, tiny, amount of blue in the part that’s been scooped out
An ice cream tub that is blue, white, and green with a picture of ice cream in a cone that has caramel-filled mini chocolates and blue ripples with a Canucks puck blasting through it
Screenshot that says "Owner doesn't want to spend to the cap and also pay coaches"
A hockey card of Darcy Tucker in a Montreal Canadiens jersey
Bears with their mouths wide open in a tiny pond
A screenshot of the NHL standings, with New Jersey and Montreal tied at 91 points but New Jersey having the tiebreaker
Autograph photo of Conor Garland
A cat covering its eyes with its paw
The Winnipeg Jets and Vancouver Canucks warming up before their NHL game viewed from the nosebleeds
A picture of an inlet with grass and coniferous trees around it
A tub of Canadian-made Chapman’s Pistachios and Almonds ice cream
Brendan Shanahan smiling in a suit
4 hockey cards. A rare Logan Stankoven Incarnatjons insert (it’s really shiny and shows him in a suit), a Young Guns Deluxe numbered to 250 copies of Matvei Michkov, a Young Guns exclusives of Rutger McGroarty numbered to 100 copies, and an Outburst Red parallel of Mat Barzal (it’s red foiling in a star burst pattern) numbered to /25
A desk with hockey cards and trading card supplies all over it, some sealed boxes on top of it
A badly damaged shipping box that is open
A screenshot of the stats page in Balatro on iOS showing 100% completion in the game
A movie poster for the film “Dude, Where’s My Car?”