Lord Flossington VII 🇺🇦 🇨🇦

@flossman.bsky.social

590 Followers 187 Following

I'm the president of space. He/him. Human rights activist. Late-stage capitalism is cancer. ACAB. Leftist and believer in actual science. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦 Anti-Israel and anti-Hamas. War crimes on both sides, but genocide on Israel's.

Two nerdy people dressed as Starfleet officers. The woman on the left is wearing command gold and the man on the right is wearing operations red.
Two black Labrador retrievers laying outside on the grass. They are the best dogs and named Smudge and Strider.
An advertisement for ICE depicting Uncle Sam pointing at you. Written over the picture is “Join ICE today” and “Defend the Homeland.”
Three tweets in a row stating their excitement over RFK junior’s appointment as head of Health and Human Services. All three are similar in structure and come from recently-registered twitter accounts.
FlossMan tweets “Well, may you have the day you voted” in reference to the original tweet’s anger about LGBTQI+ individuals. He reminds the OP that he’ll be on a metaphorical chopping block once the fascist government has run out of enemies. The lower badge says visibility is limited because the phrase “chopping block” is, apparently, hateful conduct.
A whiskey glass with "Bulletproof" and "Trump Make America Great Again" also emblazoned with the number 47 and six stars. The whiskey glass has a fake bullet in one side to symbolize Trump being bulletproof. Editor's note: No one is bulletproof and the concept of this whiskey glass, while genuinely in favor of Trump, seems to depict the bullet firing at and through his name.
A description of my profile from skystats.mariozechner.at It’s as follows: “This account is like a quirky potpourri of deep thoughts and absurd humor, where serious issues about nuclear weapons coexist with the revelation of never having tried a McRib. Imagine a world where someone passionately debates international laws while simultaneously pondering if all replicated food is vegan—it's a delightful chaos that keeps you guessing. The user seems to have an uncanny knack for mixing the mundane with the profound, as they casually mention getting ban hammered for calling out transphobes, all while pondering how to stop someone from posting in the third person. With a collection of oddball analogies, like comparing something to filling a water balloon with sperm—yes, that happened—you can’t help but chuckle. The posts are peppered with pop culture references that scream, “I’m a nerd, and I’m proud!” Whether they’re joking about the dietary habits of a fictional character or whimsically addressing their followers’ origins, it’s all done with a cheeky charm. Prepare for a delightful journey through both the serious and the silly, where every post is an adventure in wit and thoughtfulness.”
A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #2,763,899, Lord Flossington VII 🐀 ‪@flossman.bsky.social‬, joined on Dec 26, 2023"