Melanie Jean Nelson 🫘

@flowers4melanie.bsky.social

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Some say I have ADHD, but I think I'm just misunder... HEY!! LOOK!! A CHICKEN!! Naturist, LGBTQ+, and human rights activist. 🏳️‍⚧️ Prolific shitposter.

In 2015, Melania and Donald Trump ride down an escalator to announce DJT's run for America's highest office.
In 2015, Melania and Donald Trump ride down an escalator to announce DJT's run for America's highest office.
In 2015, Melania and Donald Trump ride down an escalator to announce DJT's run for America's highest office.
Tweet on X by US representative and TERF, Nancy Mace: "Serious question. Why do liberal white women want men using the bathroom withuuderage girls? Explain it to me like l'm five." Reply by 1haffnegr0: "Serious question. What the fuck is with you people and bathrooms? There's a literal Skynet being built while our president loots anything not nailed down, and all you can focus on is who's taking a shit in the next stallover. You 'are' five."
Dark text on an orange gradient beckground reads: "If you fly from the newly renamed Donald Trump airport to Sioux City, your ticket will read: DJT-SUX. I'm not saying the universe writes jokes, but..."
Movie poster for the film "Aliens", featuring an artist's rendition of actor Sigourney Weaver surrounded by unopened "pods" (eggs), holding a space rifle slung over her right shoulder, and holding child actor Carrie Henn as "Newt".
Late night TV comedian Jimmy Kimmel, with his picture photoshopped over that of Mitch McConnell's "proof of life" photo next to McConnell's wife, was released earlier today.
Plates of lettus, pickles, mayonnaise and other separate ingredients used for a hamburger.
Bill Whithers' 1977 album cover, Menagerie.
DoE's recently deleted web page on their recommendations showing a recommendation for 75⁰f-78⁰f when hot out.
Posted by 'not an art thief' @famousartthief.bsky.social on 6-30-26: "if you don't think some asshole softball dad will humiliate a cisgender girl for hitting an oppo bomb off their daughter by challenging their gender you have never met a youth sports parent in your life."
Text by 'famous art thief' on 6-30-26: "if you don't think some asshole softball dad will humiliate a cisgender girl for hitting an oppo bomb off their daughter by challenging their gender you have never met a youth sports parent in your life."
White text on a black background reads: "F O R E V E R" "From here on out and forever more, Donald Trump will be an adjudicated rapist."
Photo of film director, writer, comedian, and actor Mel Brooks, who celebrates his 100th birthday today, June 28, 2026. Brooks is wearing a black tuxedo while standing in front of a teal blue background, holding an Emmy Award with his right hand, while pointing to the award with his left forefinger, and smiling as if to say, "Can you believe this?!"
Dystopian scene from the 2017 film 'Blade Runner 2049' showing Ryan Gosling walking away from the camera outside his hovercar with its left-side door raised.
Scene from Dovetail's Train Simulator game. Image shows a lone blue cab-over semi rig surrounded by tires in the town of Mojave, California.
Bluesky post by Travellersuzy where she says: "Netanyahu.. what a truly revolting man", followed by a broken heart emoji and a post date of September 26, 2025.
Honey bee, among a sea of green leaves, pollinating a small yellow flower in my garden.
A woman and two men people are standing in the cold in a TV episode of "Rendition", which aired in 2010. Each are wearing dark clothing and winter coats, with the person on the left also wearing a black knit cap. From left to right: Jessica Collins as Margaret Young; James Dale as William Tavers; and Arliss Howard as Kale Ingram. Although critically acclaimed, the series ran for only one season on AMC.
In an apt metaphor, at the G7 Summit, President Trump is standing alone on the left side of the room, as other dignitaries gather together on the right.
Photo of person sliding down a handrail on a skateboard is about to lose it.
President Barack Obama, standing in the WH press room and speaking to reporters, is wearing a tan suit.
Photograph of former Minnesota House Speaker Melissa Hortman and her husband Mark Hortman, along with their dog Gilbert, were murdered in their home in the early hours of June 14, 2025. In the photograph, both are smiling at the camera on what appears to be a sunny day. On the left is Mark, wearing a light-blue plaid dress shirt and a blue blazer; on the right, Melissa is wearing a black and red top/dress. Both are wearing blue lanyards, suggesting that perhaps they were attending a meeting the day of this photograph.
Photo of a zebra against a light blue background, with its mouth open, eyes squinting, and showing its teeth as if it were laughing.
An photograph of several dozen orange, brown, and other striped tabbys in Aoshima ("Cat Island"), located in Ehime Prefecture, Japan.
Image showing a large black and white sign of the Pulse Nightclub on a sunny day, where flags, pictures, and flowers were placed as a memorial to the 49 people killed and 53 others injured at the Orlando, Florida venue on Jun 12, 2016. The structure was purchased by the city of Orlando in 2023, and was demolished in March 2026 to make way for a permanent marker.
50-foot shirtless and smiling inflatable likeness of Elon Musk, from mid torso up and wearing a dark blue ball cap, is currently being displayed in Times Square in New York City. Black writing on his torso reads, "SPACEX'S GROK MAKES CHILD PORN", along with a red heart tattoo on his shoulder that reads, "KETAMINE" in a gold ribbon, surrounded by green leaves.
Palestinian woman arguing with an Israeli border policeman during a protest against Jewish settlements in the West Bank village of Nabi Saleh on September 4, 2015. Photo: NBC News
President Trump face contorts in rage and turns visibly red in an interview with NBC's Meet the Press journalist Kristen Welker in regards to her challenging his claims of voter fraud on the June 7th broadcast.
Text reads: "There are notes as alwavs and we do rewrites as always. But this is on a very tight deadline. It's Sunday; we're going on the air that night. And in the case of stories that are. as we say, crashing, our deadline on Sunday is noon. So, we work on all of these things. We get the piece approved by everyone. And about four hours after our deadline, Bari Weiss sends an email to my boss, Tanva Simon. Two of the things in the email include, can we make the protesters look more violent? Now, I'm paraphrasing. I don't have the quote, but that's what was communicated to me. And the other thing, Renee Good's car. You need to describe her as driving toward the officer."
Me, gazing at a photo display, "The Cheech" gallery, Riverside, CA, June 4, 2026. A woman standing at the right side of photo gazing at a photographic display of color images of clouds at sunset and sunrise on a brown wall at The Cheech Marin Center for Chicano Art & Culture Museum, "The Cheech", in Riverside, California.
Two men, wearing dark grey suits, shake hands in between buildings on a movie lot. The man on the right is on fire, while the man on the left appears unharmed. The image is from Pink Floyd's 1975 album, Wish You Were Here. The song and album title is in reference to the professional musicianship direction taking precedence over the band's previous communal relationships.
A woman with blonde hair, wearing a light grey beanie, a plaid "lumber jack" shirt, her left hand on her hip, and an axe resting on her right shoulder, smiles up and to her right while standing in a forest.
Picture of white cat with black patches resting on a woman's tummy and between her breasts on a lazy morning.
Child actor Billy Mumy in a 1961 episode, "Long Distance Call", from The Twilight Zone.
Color photograph of Disney's "Country Bear Jamboree" (1972~2001), a clone of Disney World's version that opened in 1971, was a collection of animitronics on stage in the shape of bears that spoke and sang with a southern US twang. The animitronic bears sported banjos, harmonicas, spirit jugs, and a host of homemade musical instruments.
A person with short blonde hair, glasses, and wearing a brown knit shirt with a blue collar attends their kid's graduation pre-transition.
Black & white photograph of the destroyed remnants of "Black Wall Street" in Tulsa, OK, May 31, 1921, shortly after the Tulsa Race Massacre perpetrated by white supremacists that burned the area to the ground. Photograph shows several blocks of burned out or crumbling structures, most of which have been completely leveled, the debris of which has been largely cleaned up.
My friends Alyssa her wife Karol at today's Pride, smiling at the camera. Alyssa, on the left of the picture, is wearing a white shirt with stripes of yellow, orange, and red, plus she's wearing denim shorts. Her right arm, exposed toward the camera, is covered with tattoos, and has short silver hair and is wearing sunglasses. Karol, on the right of the picture, is wearing a black shirt, denim shorts, and is holding cups in each hand. Her left arm is exposed with tattoos and green and orange wrist bands. Karol also has a purple lanyard and is wearing sunglasses. In the background is the green of the park, with trees and the various tents.
My roommate and his service dog on the green grass of today's Pride with people and tents in the background.
Promotional poster for the 1997 film, Jackie Brown, with the title character, Pam Grier, who turns 77 today, May 26th, wearing a business suit and pointing a silver gun at the camera.
Photo of George Floyd, who was murdered by police 6 years ago, wearing a black and grey sweater, standing in front of a brick wall.
Yellow text superimposed over Star Trek's starship Enterprise as it orbits a blue planet in space that reads, "IF NOT FRIEND WHY FRIEND SHAPPED?"
Star Trek TV series screen with Starship Enterprise in orbit around a blue planet in space. Alt Text: "IF NOT FRIEND WHY FRIEND SHAPED?"
IT'S OFFICIAL: The U.S. massacre of the Minab girls elementary school in Iran is the 6th largest massacre of school children in modern human history Blame it on "old intelligence" all you want, but more than 168 innocent little girls are still dead. Whether done deliberately or through sheer incompetence, it is still a war crime. Yet no one in Congress seems to care, which is perhaps not surprising given how little response the United States has made following the many school shootings of our own children. Elect people who CARE for a change.
Recent photo of Senator Mitch McConnell, staring into the camera as if a zombie just ate his brain.
May 13, 1985 night photo of the Cobbs Creek neighborhood, showing a row of houses in flames that resulted in the deaths of 11 people — 5 of whom were children. The fire, started by PPD and allowed to burn for 90 minutes, destroyed 61 homes and left 250 people homeless. In the foreground of the photo is a crowd of residents and onlookers.
Actor Gregory Peck as Nazi Dr. Josef Mengele in the 1978 film, The Boys from Brazil, stands on stage in front of a gold Nazi eagle with a swastika. On the left of the photo is a red, white, and black Nazi flag.
My mom in her senior HS photo, circa 1950s. Colorized photo of a woman with short blonde hair and wearing a brown, shoulderless turtleneck top with a silver pendant.
Photograph of "The Donald J. Trump and Jeffrey Epstein Memorial Reading Room" in New York, memorializing the victims of Trump and Epstein. In the center of the room is a black-framed, red and white image of a Trump and Epstein statue displayed in Washington DC, bordered by white draperies. On either side are wood-floored aisles, and walls that contain a portion of the thousands of bound volumes, containing millions of documents.
Tacky golden statue of President Trump, standing with his right arm in the air, on display at his Miami golf course.
Photo of Sir David Attenborough, born OTD in 1926, wearing a zippered grey-colored coat, smiles at the camera while exploring southern Africa. On his right shoulder sits an adult meerkat on alert staring over Attenborough's head.
Header text reads: "Revenge of the FIFTH?" or "Revenge of the SIXTH?" Center image of Yoda from Star Wars. Footer text, Yoda: "ALWAYS TWO THERE ARE."
Bitmoji cartoon version of Melanie wearing a dark cloak with hood, much like the ones used in Star Wars, covering most of her face.
AI slop image posted by President Trump showing himself, 3 of his cabinet members, and what appears to be an AI-generated woman, all lounging in bathing suits in the Reflecting Pool in Washington DC. Some are saying the image has a "swimming pool politics" vibe, where suburban white people were known to have rather filled in their swimming pools with concrete, than allow Black people to own the property in the future and thus swim in those pools.
Bethesda's "X-Car" (1997) cover art, featuring a futuristic silver car over a yellow and purple background and a ducted fan below the title "X-CAR EXPERIMENTAL RACING"
A woman, wearing a long flowing striped dress, glasses, and shoulder-length hair, stands in defiance as she's surrounded by two police officers in full riot gear as they prepare to arrest her at a peaceful Black Lives Matter protest in Baton Rouge, Louisiana, in 2016. Photo by Jonathan Bachman, Reuters.
A Bald Eagle with its head lowered is walking along a shoreline.
Photo of a large bed with beige-colored sheets on an oak frame. Next to the bed is an nightstand with a dark vase and flowers. Also in the room is a single small picture, with shadows from a window casting upon its walls.
A humorous wooden playset modeled after a French guillotine is shown on a blue background with a black border. A smiling child lying on the floor playing with the set and is wearing a red shirt with tan pants and holding a toy figure as though in preparation for beheading. The image is not real, but made to look like a toy from the 1970s or 1980s. Text on package reads, "Proletarian Revolution Action Playset and Training Module". Theres also a yellow seal on the blue box playset with red and black text that reads, "Imagine a Better Tomorrow". Other small text in written in difficult to read print across the bottom rounding out the gag. Image posted by Being Liberal in early 2026.