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Muxus's head superimposed over the "always has been" meme format.
A digital pen illustration of a pig-like goblin with overalls and a chef's hat tossing a small insect into a burning cauldron. The goblin is very happy about what's happening.
Graham O'Brien {1}{G} Legendary Creature — Human Pilot Paradox — Whenever you cast a spell from anywhere other than your hand, create a Food token. (It’s an artifact with “{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.”) Doctor’s companion (You can have two commanders if the other is the Doctor.) “Now, I always come prepared.” 2/2 Illustrated by Tyukina Tatiana
I fucking warned you did. I told you bro. A critical analysis of capitalist production By Karl Marx
A ghost hermit crab
Rug beater
Captain America, First Avenger {R}{W}{U} Legendary Creature — Human Soldier Hero Throw … — {3}, Unattach an Equipment from Captain America: He deals damage equal to that Equipment’s mana value divided as you choose among one, two, or three targets. … Catch — At the beginning of combat on your turn, attach up to one target Equipment you control to Captain America. 4/4 Illustrated by Ryan Pancoast
Digital pencil illustration of two goblins - Bouba, a large round fellow with blue overalls and a brown cap, calmly sitting on the floor. On top of him stands Kiki, a small pointy creature wearing a black coat and styling a purple mohawk, while triumphantly raising a small blade.
Custom MTG card: Wall of Goblins (2RR) Creature - Goblin Wall Defender. When Wall of Goblins takes combat damage, create that many tapped 1/1 Goblin tokens. R, Sacrifice an untapped goblin: put a 0/+1 counter on Wall of Goblins. 1/5
Dolmen Gate {2} Artifact Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt to attacking creatures you control. Lorwyn’s stones resonate with the place from which they were hewed. Though taken far, still they call to their home when silence is upon the land. Illustrated by Richard Sardinha
Legend of Grimrock 2
100 illustrations of Caves of Qud creatures placed into a single image. Don't mind the cyclopean gibbon I'm sure it's fine.
A digital illustration of Caves of Qud's Ctesiphus. One star-ribboned night, a ray cat crossed the marshy loam and wandered into Joppa. The watervine farmers, wakened by the joyful cries of a small girl, gathered around to revel at the favorable omen and extol the generosity of the Beetle Moon. Since then, Ctesiphus has spent his days curled under the shade of brinestalk huts and sauntering over dirt paths. So long as he's approached with care, he welcomes the hands of friends and strangers alike.
A digital pencil illustration of Caves of Qud's Barathrum the Old. The absurd greebling of age has caused an extra patch of quills to grow where every one quillroot had been, so the hunching back of the eldest arch bear is now meadowed in white needles of every direction and length. He seems a world in one; a spine crumpled by a chiliad of years still holds a posture of thereness and knowing. Interred beneath scarps of wrinkled skin, his eyes smolder to the horizon like dying suns.
A digital pencil illustration of a Caves of Qud waveform worm. Metameric flesh rings are joined into a line and crammed along a waveform. When one of a trillion-per-second random fluctuations causes the cosmic fabric to ripple, the worm aligns itself to a pattern of constructive interference and is shunted forward.
A digital illustration of a Caves of Qud quatravolt glider. Its body is a clotted, finned cord that hovers and strums the air with magnetic force. Barbels crack out of its mouth then sizzle and fry its saliva.
A digital pencil illustration of Caves of Qud's Q Girl. She's an opal in the monochrome. Her hair is a quasar of red ochre and indigo in the blanched light of the workshop. Her cartilage is pierced by polyhedral rings that spin in antinomy to the cave's simple geometry. Beneath the quills her skin is decorated in furcate lines, fantastic elaborations on the patterns of discarded circuitboards. She's surrounded by apparatuses of her own creation. Through the harmony of those machines, she cuts a swath through the entropic brine that sizzles around her in a loudening chorus.
A digital illustration of a Caves of Qud thirst thistle. Triangular leaves pant in the salt-sucked air, and the flowerhead angles its sharp thistles to thirsty attention.
A screen grab of Charlie Brown looking at the TV, from the Peanuts special "Someday You'll Find Her, Charlie Brown"
A digital illustration of a Caves of Qud spitting slug. A giant, spotted keel pushes against its acid-moist membrane. Burnt air puffs down the radula, and its pores leak a digestive liquor.
Art of the Magic card Squeaking Pie Sneak (drawn by Jeff Miracola)
A digital pencil illustration of Caves of Qud's Meyehind. The lanky deerfolk's thin frame is bent in a shy hunch. But her bright eyes shine like emeralds with insight and aggressive curiosity, and slender fingers flick to the complex rhythms of the weald.
Keyboard with the chord cut off. Also theres a dog paw peeking into the frame
Grothama, All-Devouring {3}{G}{G} Legendary Creature — Wurm Other creatures have “Whenever this creature attacks, you may have it fight Grothama, All-Devouring.” When Grothama leaves the battlefield, each player draws cards equal to the amount of damage dealt to Grothama this turn by sources they controlled. 10/8 Illustrated by Mark Behm
A digital illustration of a Caves of Qud plasma jelly. Roses of burning ions bloom inside the slick and glassy membrane. Trailing the galactic bell is a tetrad of incandescent feelers, melted jade and ivory, steaming the air.
Giant sand crab illustration drawn by John Blanche.
A digital pen illustration of Caves of Qud's Hamilcrab, cyclopean merchant. In its infancy, rock streamed through the planet in plumes of magma, spilled into hushed caverns, and quickened pools of protoplasm out of its stilled inertia. Plates slipped and matter was crushed, pressurized. Later, as entropy bore cracks into the crust, sticky lifethings fused to the rock and scuttled forth. In geological terms they are tiny things, but you insist that scale is the wrong one.
I hope you read this so you understand what happened. Your comment is so hack and cringe that I am reporting it as spam so it gets deleted. Stop making lame jokes.
Caves of Qud desalination pellet sprite
A digital illustration of a Caves of Qud dromad trader. Shot ink decorates the dulla on their long neck in one of the thousand patterns of the camelfolk. Their ears are arrayed with gilded rings, and eyelashes flow down their face like watervine fronds. Across their back, a hump of moistured and healthy fat pushes their center of mass skyward.
Eye of Sauron
Never thought i'd be fighting side by side with the music industry
A digital illustration of a Caves of Qud gorged growth. A carpet of spent and damp sporophytes dither in glutted ecstasy on the calcified trellis. They sucked blood from the life-wet beings around them and grew the scaffolding bone, whose superior extremity terminates in a monstrous beak.
A digital illustration of Caves of Qud's Vivira. Three steel barrels fit together into an arc-edged triangle of luminous ritualism. They sit on a servo-articulated base mount. Above, a pair of separately-articulated cameras swivel with somewhat more life than one might typically expect from an automated weapon.
A digital pencil illustration of Caves of Qud's Sparafucile. Extra long and slender fingers poke the micrometer lengths necessary to adjust a sight lens or set the oscillator on a vibrohilt. He turns his attention to you as you approach, to watch and read your speech.
A digital illustration of a Caves of Qud apple farmer's daughter. O, she doth pale red apples by her cheek! That cheek which doth proclaim the rite of spring, And heretofore hath nature's grand technique, Ne'er ripened lips so red from which to sing. Begone, false sun! I know thee for a fraud. Her fairest skin illuminates the day. All gold is brass and e'ery jewel is flawed, When set beside the sums her eyes might pay. The Spindle, which from Omonporch ascends, Must surely be her likeness brightly wrought, And as a likeness, fails to apprehend, The artless beauty that its makers sought. Did I know love or beauty? No, for shame! For I knew neither 'til they spoke her name.
A mushroom with eyes made of cracking stone
A digital pencil illustration of a Caves of Qud urchin belcher. Urchins stick to the scum-slick tissue of a cavernous mouth while soft-rayed fins drag the mammoth fish body across the ground.
"Just sold my socks to myself for 10 trillion dollars, making me the world's first multi-trillionaire" -me 4 months ago
Magic: the Gathering
Ophiomancer from Magic the Gathering being told her (black) bra strap is showing. The strap is revealed as a snake token, the outside observer says "no attacks"
A digital illustration of Caves of Qud's 0lam. Bump, scars, and ridges crisscross the monstrous waveform shell from where the boundaries of dimensions ground against the interstitial space. A soft organ-thing lies inside, lit by the glimmers of Old Light flashing off the all-color nacre. Grooves across the shell mantle billow with the dust of ontoxanthellae, cross-dimensional symbiotes. Arrayed aside them are articles of other places, a pan-dimensional inventory stocked by an entropic broker.
A digital illustration of a Caves of Qud pottery cherub. Gallium veins press against the underside of their crystalline glaze and gleam warmly. Their body is perfect, and the whole of it is wet with amniotic slick; could they have just now peeled themself off an oil canvas? Were they cast into the material realm by a dreaming, dripping brain? Whatever the embryo, they are now the archetypal vase; it's all there in impeccable simulacrum: the artfulness, the gentle stillness, the childlike wonder. Perfection is realized.
I finally understand the ending of The Sixth Sense! Those names are the people who worked on the movie!
A digital illustration of a Caves of Qud breathbeard. Rolling scales tessellate their husky, slouching form, and motes of condensate stipple their swollen chin.