Joel 🥌

@flyoverjoel.bsky.social

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I get up and I put on pants. Guy who wrote that book about curling.

Urinal splash cover that says “ICE AGENTS HAVE MICROPENISES”
Grave stone for someone named Mycatt.
Ikea monkey is a stylish coat.
Product description for a vacuum that includes “Pet Crevice Tool.”
Picture of my wife’s food next to two potholes in the pavement that look like the footprint of a giant men’s dress shoe.
Me: Alexa, what is the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts. Alexa: According to answers dot com, beer nuts are a dollar-fifty and deer nuts are under a buck.
Sign that says: Hand Surgery Clinic Gastroenterology Clinic Wound Care
Picture of screwdriver (the drink) and a cup of coffee with a curling stone in the background.
A hundred or so Elf glow reviver lip oils on three shelves.
A tree that has two-thirds of its trunk gnawed away at Ft Snelling State Park in Minnesota.
Football player Christmas ornament with a missing foot.
iPhone alarm set for 4:00 AM
Screenshot of Sally from "It's the Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown" saying "I wouldn't want to be accused of taking part in a rumble."
NBC News Headline "Grand Canyon University, largest for-profit college, fined $37.7 million"
Picture of my cat next to my work monitors and giant UMaine coffe mug.
Male duck with a green head standing profile on a log.
Gas station coffee touch screen with dirty sounding options such as “HOT X-LARGE Brazilian.”
My cat looking handsome but sitting between my monitor and keyboard.
Juvenile bald eagle just chillin' on a branch.
Wood ducks swimming in the water.
A wrecked and abandoned boat on the river shore.
Men’s room sign at CLE.
The Monster cat snoozing in a sunbeam.
Graffiti that says "Progress Thru Herpes."
Close up of my cat’s freckles toe beans.
Apple weather screenshot with air quality alerts.
Building sign is INFOR.
My wild-eyed cat tangled up in our bed sheet.
Cat asleep on my numpad.
Cat in an Amazon box in the sunshine.
My cat sleeping by the window
My orange cat is hard to see when laying down on a hardwood floor.
The Welcome to Las Vegas Sign sign.
Lee Pace as Ronan the Accuser
Photo of weather showing sunshine.