F. Mermaid Abraham

@fmermaidabraham.bsky.social

384 Followers 259 Following

Just a weird guy doing normal guy stuff.

The futuristic utopia meme
Hans Moleman from The Simpsons sitting in theater audience. It’s not captioned, but it’s from the scene where he says “I was saying Boo-urns”
A New York Times headline that reads “Iran releases a 10-point proposal for talks, but it’s different from the one Trump saw.”
Screenshot of an X community note that reads: This proposal originates from a satirical article published the same day, presented as a humorous open letter with a disclaimer that its views "do not necessarily represent those of anyone with brain cells." No such nuclear-excavated canal exists.
A New York Times headline reading “Iranian military shows it knows how to adapt, U.S. officials say”
The Tobias and Lindsey “But it might work for us” meme from arrested development. First frame, Tobias: I’ve advised a number of democrats to nominate a salt of the earth, blue collar, Everyman with no government experience for senate. Second frame, Lindsey: Well did it work for those people? Third frame, Tobias: No, it never does. I mean, these people somehow delude themselves into thinking it might but… Fourth frame, Tobias: But it might work for us.
Two greyhounds in adorable jackets.
From the New York Times: The regulars file into Ye Olde Pickle Factory in Nisswa, Minn., before 10 a.m. most days, taking their seats at the bar. Chili pepper lights hang from the ceiling, and neon beer signs glow against wood-paneled walls. A television flickers on. "The Price Is Right" is about to start.
The dad from Arrested Development saying “Daddy horny, Michael”
A dustpan made of steel, all sharp angles and hard corners. The kind of thing someone would make as their first (and only) metalworking project in high school shop class. It looks pretty much exactly like a Cybertruck, except the brushed metal blue coloring is more attractive than the Cybertruck’s plain steel.
A screenshot from The Simpsons of Alan Dershowitz holding 3 billiard balls in his mouth.
The Tobias and Lindsey “But it might work for us” meme from arrested development. First frame, Tobias: I’ve advised a number’s of democrats to nominate a salt of the earth, blue collar, Everyman with no government experience for senate. Second frame, Lindsey: Well did it work for those people? Third frame, Tobias: No, it never does. I mean, these people somehow delude themselves into thinking it might but… Fourth frame, Tobias: But it might work for us.
A young man posing in front of a river.
Hank Hill saying “What the hell kind of country is there where I can only hate a man if he’s white?”
A text message from Meta AI that reads: Want to create a unique image? Just type "imagine" and describe what you want to see. Want to see (name redacted) in action on the football field? Try typing "Imagine (name redacted) playing football for (school name redacted)" to generate an image!
A box of Cheez-Its and a caffeine free Diet Coke.
A New York Times headline reads “Trump Tunes Out Ukraine, Saying War Might Need to Continue 'for a While'” The sub headline reads: “President Trump compared Russia and Ukraine to two fighting children who needed to work out their differences before their bloody war could end.”
The Norman Rockwell painting of a dude speaking out at a meeting.
Some 90s era PC speakers
A box of Post Malone themed Oreos. The flavor is described as “Posty’s swirled salted caramel and shortbread butter flavor”.
Dr Manhattan ascending to a higher state of being.
Jay from the movie Clerks saying “I’ll fuck anything that moves!”
An article from The Onion’s “Our Dumb Century” with the headline “Dept of Transportation finds driving while tense can be dangerous” and the sub headline “‘Drink liquor to loosen up before taking the wheel’, experts say”.
A Reddit comment that says “people change with fame. He got high smelling his own farts”
A cocktail menu advertising a “Wisconsin Old Fashioned”, with “a choice of Seagram’s 7 or Southern Comfort”
A cover image of the children’s novel The Eyes of Kid Midas by Neal Shusterman. The titular kid is wearing magic sunglasses and kind of looks like the kid in OP
A bottle of White Cherry Powerade. The liquid is milky white and somewhat reminiscent of the seminal fluid your mom swallowed at my house last night.
A knife with a denim handle
The profile of Bluesky user F. Mermaid Abraham, showing 69 followers and 146 following.
The main guy from Hulu’s The Bear looking forlorn.
A Far Side cartoon showing a penguin on a vast field of sheer ice, on its ass, having slipped on a banana peel.
A cavalier King Charles spaniel sleeping with her head on her owner’s shoulder