king weenzer

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hi i’m wes! hangin in there(?) 🏔️i would climb the highest mountain just to jump into a fountain🏔️ (he/they, 29, 🏳️‍⚧️)

A screenshot of an upcoming film James Acaster is providing a voice for, “Bad Fairies”, which is “An original musical comedy that follows a delightfully subversive gang of fairies as they shake up their magical world”. i don’t CARE that ncuti gatwa is also in it, the premise sounds dire as fuck
my hand holding a pint of McConnell’s Fine Ice Creams: Eureka Lemon Marionberry flavor. it is an ice cream company in Santa Barbara.
a gravel path with small conifer trees on either side. in the distance, a mountain with patches of snow is visible under a clear blue sky.
A picture of Jerma985 looking uneasily at the camera, holding a tennis shoe (made of fondant) with a big bite mark in it.
Lumpia City Longanisa Cheese Curd Lumpia Homemade Filipino longanisa pork sausage combined with garlic and Wisconsin cheese curds, stuffed and rolled in a lumpia wrapper and deep-fried. Served with a side of sweet chill sauce.
my last four movies logged on letterboxd: Carnival of Souls - 3.5 stars Carol - 4 stars The Death of Robin Hood - 3.5 stars Mile End Kicks - 2.5 stars
orange and white Shiba Inu stubbornly pulling against its leash
a picture of “ketchup-flavored spachetti, meatballs & egg” sandwich.
“What kind of Chapter is Chapter 5?” “In Chapter 4, we saw dark clouds on the horizon... That's why, let's not look there for now. Let's turn around and watch the sun, before it goes down completely. Let's smile again. Let's have one more fun adventure, okay?”
my last four watched movies: Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie (rewatch)- 4.5 stars The Graduate- 5 stars Backrooms- 4 stars Gentlemen Prefer Blondes- 3.5 stars
a lake, surrounded by reeds and marshes. it is nearly sunset and the sky is full of grey, overcast clouds.
“I hope I don’t get pissed off”- cat about to go to work at the “pissing me off” factory
a picture of the “King’s Hand”, which someone dreamed. it is an m&m cookie in the shape of a human hand, filled with Greek salad.
my last four movies logged on letterboxd. in order: ocean’s eleven: 4/5 stars the 39 steps: 3.5/5 stars phantom of the opera at the royal albert hall: 4/5 stars zelig: 4/5 stars
my “Recent Activity” on letterboxd: Gun Crazy: 3.5 stars Moulin Rouge: 4.5 stars (rewatch) Mother Mary: 4 stars Over Your Dead Body: 2.5 stars
istock image of a light-haired woman in a blue shirt blowing bubbles outside in a park
scout finch in a ham costume in the movie of "to kill a mockingbird". you can tell it's a ham costume because it says "HAM" in capital letters on it.
a picture of "Hydrox" cookies, a chocolate sandwich cookie which preceded Oreo by a few years, but was surpassed by it in popular memory.
limmy waking up, confused
"I've been working on a new project," Jewel says, holding up her end of the conversation for—she checks her watch—another three minutes. "The premise is kind of thin. But I think there's enough there to work with. You only need one seed to grow the most glorious tree. It's up to the writer to shake its limbs and see what falls out. You told me that, Dee. Back when we used to bounce ideas off each other. You don't need me for that anymore, though. Your seed grew into a forest they had to chop down to print all your books." Jewel expels a sighing chuckle. "I'm still shaking my one damn tree. All that ever falls out of mine is a bunch of dead leaves that blow away before I can rake them together."
The insectile rasp of Deirdre’s labored breathing conjures a scene from the movie The Fly. Jeff Goldblum, mid-metamorphosis, skull warped and dripping with slime, unable to control his base urges. Deirdre looks incredibly similar to that. As if she were deteriorating. Transforming into something else. Maybe not a human fly, but something just as grotesque.
a black backyard fence on fire.
spongebob with extremely big sad eyes and a big teardrop rolling down his face
several charms of twisted wonderland characters on a patterned rug. clockwise from top left: overblot riddle, vil, azul, malleus, idia, leona, cater, and lilia
Norman Rockwell freedom of speech guy
Norman Rockwell freedom of speech guy
a grid of japanese movie posters, listing my top 9 movies top row: Hot Fuzz, To Be or Not to Be, Sunset Boulevard middle row: The Thing, Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse, The Third Man bottom row: A Matter of Life and Death, The Blues Brothers, Heat
a picture of the can’s label. in white font on a green background, it reads: “1 PINT 6.5% ALC BY VOL CHRISTMAS-STYLE SOUR ALE WITH PINEAPPLE, RED CHERRY, PECANS, WALNUTS, & MILK SUGAR”
The cover of “Where’s Spot?”, a board book for kids. spot is a yellow Labrador-looking dog with brown spots, and he is looking in an orange chest to see what is inside
a screencap of the Bug Court section of Frog Fractions, where the player (a blue and yellow frog is sitting in front of a bug judge in a courtroom) What a nasty breakup it was. All over the tabloids for months. Last question, Mr. Hop. How do you feel about fractions? >I, um, was told there'd be no math on this exam. >Oh man, I love 'em! >They're an intuitive way to represent a mon-integer value. >I'm actually leaning slightly towards scientific notation these days. >I don't know, I've never really dealt with them. >I think my chair is made of bugs. Am I ‘saw of bugs?
first watch: Kung Fu Hustle on January 1 last watch: A Simple Plan on December 31
art by Eduard von Grutzner of an old monk in a dark robe sipping a small glass of wine. his expression is a bit cheeky.
a picture of a forest with a dirt path through it. it is very foggy and overcast, and no other humans are in the picture. the fog gets denser further down the path.
he wants that cookie so effing bad meme
a bronze statue of a mouse on a plinth. the mouse is wearing a shawl and glasses, and is using knitting needles to knit a strand of dna
a picture of jason mantzoukas crossing his arms and grinning into the camera, with a speech bubble below him. he keeps trying to get onto the roof of the taskmaster house.
The "Word Art" was put together by Audrey Waner and animated by Everdraed. The concept of a character that speaks with "Word Art" was inspired by P.T. Bridgeport from the comic "Pogo".
Several boxes of “Angel Hair” chocolate, which is milk chocolate filled with pistachio cream and cotton candy. despite sounding terrible, each 6.3 oz bar is *Sixteen Dollars*
kendall succession (a white man with short, dark hair, wearing a brown jacket over a black shirt) walks down a hallway. initially, he is smiling, then the smile fades to reveal a look of despair. text on the video reads "FUCK MY STUPID BAKA LIFE"
principal skinner, from the simpsons. because he is an animation “principal” whcih is a homophone for principle.
the install button for unbeatable (a rhythm game that just released on steam). it requires 32.19 gb which is rather a lot
a cross-section of a kiwano melon. the outside of the melon is orange and spiky, and the inside contains a lot of seeds, each surrounded by an individual sac of green, pulpy, translucent fruit. it looks like some kind of alien egg sac
meme showing differences between male and female orcs, trolls, and demons (males all look genuinely monstrous and non-human, women are the same human copy-pasted but colored green, gray, or red)
“happens less frequently because our society broadly sees the display of male desire as less suitable for a heroic/epic story than the display of female desire, and the more human person is usually who we're meant to identify with” as a response to “Has this pairing ever been flipped? Where a man falls in love with a monster?” with three examples of gdt movies having a human woman fall in love with a monstrous or non-human man
my final score for the rift of the necrodancer custom chart "the entire undertale ost". i got an s and 42834102 points, hit 17450 perfects and missed 212 notes. the chart is over two hours long. don't try this at home
my last four logged movies on letterboxd: the running man- 2.5/5 videodrome- 4/5 the set-up- 4.5/5 on dangerous ground- 4/5. it’s a robert ryan noir week somehow.
"The University of Kentucky needs to spend less time finding new and innovative ways to discriminate against marginalized students and spend more time focusing on fixing the affordable student housing crisis that they have created in our city, " Curtis said.
gerson deltarune saying I’m Cold!
WHO WOULD WIN? Anprim who had to get rid of their glasses as they were a product of civilization Vs. Some kind of orange shape (tiger)
the weather app shows it currently feels like 13 degrees fahrenheit. it is actually 24 degrees but feels colder.
TheReportOfTheWeek has just posted a video entitled "Addressing the Controversy" about turning the pie upside down.
If the universe is 8.8x10e26 km in diameter then it has a volume of 1.4pix10e78 cubic km, if an ant has a volume of 10 cubic mm then you can fit 100 billion ants in a km cubed area, the answer is 100 billion x the area of the universe in km cubed which is 1.4 pi x10e87 (3.141×1.4 followed by 84 zeros) and the amount of space taken up by planets and stars etc is too small to be included. That is how many ants there aren't for the 2 people who cared
simon, a striped cat, is curled up atop an epson inkjet printer. i don’t know why he’s up there.
the current ratio of this post (178 replies, 117 reposts, 115 of which are quote posts, 14 likes). this indicates the post is complete shit.
mikhail gorbachev wiping a tear away
my recent activity on letterboxd. Moonraker- 3/5. The Night of the Hunter- 4.5/5 (rewatch). Kiss of the Spider Woman (2025)- 3.5/5. The Bad Guys 2- 3.5/5
Horror Villains Are Cats From Michael Myers to Freddy Krueger, why do horror's most terrifying villains stalk silently through the night, armed with blades, claws, and fangs instead of more practical weapons? This talk explores the deep connection between iconic movie monsters and the predatory big cats that hunted human ancestors for millions of years. Discover how Hollywood's scariest creations tap into primal fears, and why the most effective horror villains are, at their core, just big cats in disguise.