fonzette

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three dorks in a huge mining bucket, one dork in front of them bc her phone camera max timer is 10 sec & that's not enough to get up the bucket steps
a bluesky post saying "I believe women and I forgive Graham Platner"
a cartoon roasting Dave Grohl & his annoying ubiquity
a foo fighters pinball machine w the dudes in a van that is v reminiscent of the mystery machine fuck dave grohl
a black party balloon that reads "GET WORSE SOON"
4 fire hydrants painted as 4 different minutemen, they have "1776-1976" on their helmets
a flyer about a karaoke fundraiser at work, where for $2 you can "appoint a contestant" or for $3 you can "get out of performing"
A photo of an entire head of lettuce prepared as a wedge salad. There are 3 little cups of ranch on the side
@vonTraphaus So the fascists at Lowe's won't let you put your baby in the paint shaker unless you're going to buy something
a photo of Rick with an Elvis snapchat filter. he looks adorable but ridiculous
an enormous rice krispie treat on a generic desk
A middle aged women with a drink in Bowery Palace looking very happy with herself
a formerly nice white faux-plank ceiling with a huge water stain & bulge on it now 👎
a pizza-style box from the Goodie Shop with a single blue bunny hat cookie on it
a huge bowl of soup
Wonderful Girl Land, the island of joys Where good little girls pick up after the boys So come on in and look about You go in a girl and you'll never get out!
Lori, on my porch, displaying her Pink Elephant chalk art. It's a velvet crocogator
Anne & Rick dressed as Reputa the Beauta & Peter Wolf
Garage (?) window on an alley w a terrifying clown looking out
Cover of Columbus Monthly, Dec 1992. Main story is "Great Columbus Bars", but also of note is "Ameriflora: Was it worth it?"
Ta-Nehisi Coates: Just in terms of bridging gaps and everything, I have a basic level of respect that I accord to everybody. I want to say what I have to say. I don’t want to shrink back from it. But I do think, on a basic level, there’s a respect that has to be had for people with whom I disagree. At the same time, I recognize that part of my audience — and I would say an important part of my audience — is people who have never enjoyed that respect. People who, in fact, are subjects of the kind of hate that Charlie Kirk was harvesting. And I can’t ever a) contribute to making them feel like they’ve been abandoned, and b) I can’t ever stand by and watch somebody do that and in the name of unity or whatever, act like that’s not happening. Because there are real consequences. So, when I read his words toward trans people — Jesus.
Drawing of an alligator eating cake & saying "the calories aren't empty if they're filled with JOY, Barbara" followed up by "you turd" Art credit "@gaytor_al", I think
a platter full of 30-some jello jiggler malört shots, looking a lot like cooked scallops tbh
Half eaten pączki 3 years ago, half eaten pączki today
A truncated notification from NYT: "Breaking News - Senator Mitch McConnell, the Kent..." Don't get excited, he's not dead, he's just not running in 2026
BEFORE: a terrifying empty double outlet with only one side that could possibly work
Paul Stanley doing the "put the x in sex" hand gesture. it's embarrassing for everyone
First post is a joke about how Duolingo hates Drake bc he mentioned Rosetta Stone in a song Reply post is an older person saying they don't know who either of those people are
The back of a Nissan, the empty place for a license plate (it has a temp tag in the window) looks like a sad/horrified little face
Mom eating an ice cream cone
Dorothy Parker
a large white plate in the shape of a cow
TwitPane for Bluesky
Screenshot of a twitter conversation on 12/30/14, Valerie was dealing w a new cancer diagnosis & I thought I was being witty but she one-upped me, as usual 💙💜💖
A charcoal drawing of a skeleton in a top hat holding a sign that says "Lord help me, I'm back on my bullshit"
Screenshot of bluesky responses indicating that most people do in fact change their sheets weekly
Fairly young Carrie Fisher flipping the bird
The largest bowl of birria ramen you have ever seen
one pound of finely sliced shallots in a huge pan of oil, the slicer is still sniffing/crying from the act of slicing
A v simple handwritten recipe - mushrooms, butter, packaged seasoning, heat
A photo of brainworm-pilled RFK Jr looking out a car window captioned: Get in loser we're getting polio
a lousy blurry screen grab of Mr Roboto from the weird movie that Styx screened for live audiences before their shows on the Kilroy Was Here tour in 1983
an enormous plate of enchiladas surrounded by beans & rice