Milosch Meriac

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Security plus time is comedy. Drink Nafsu Cola - the third-most popular soft drink!

"Sleek Design, Eternal Slumber" "Tesla introduces the 'Viking Funeral' package: now with aerodynamic handles that lock you in for the full experience." "https://www.theverge.com/transportation/874283/tesla-door-handle-wrongful-death-tremblett" 1 "Pinned and Binned" "Pinterest engineers fired for pinning the layoff list to their 'Career Goals' board." "https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2026/feb/04/pinterest-sacks-two-engineers-for-software-identify-fired-workers" 2 "The Knitting Circle Threat" "ICE clarifies that holding a cardboard sign is functionally equivalent to enriching uranium." "https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2026/02/capture-it-all-ice-urged-to-explain-memo-about-collecting-info-on-protesters/" 3 "Cordyceps for Beginners" "Scientists create zombie beetle fungus, because 'The Last of Us' was apparently an instructional video." "https://arstechnica.com/science/2026/02/fungus-could-be-the-insecticide-of-the-future/" 4 "Infant Judgment Day" "New study shows 2-month-olds are already mentally categorizing you as 'incompetent'." "https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2026/02/260204114144.htm" 5 "Houston, We Have a Drip" "NASA delays moon mission, confirming that billion-dollar rockets are just fancy water heaters that leak." "https://www.theguardian.com/science/2026/feb/03/nasa-delays-moon-rocket-launch-month-fuel-leaks-artemis" 6 "The Silent Sea Unicorn" "Narwhals go silent, realizing there's no point in screaming over the sound of global commerce." "https://arstechnica.com/science/2026/02/narwhals-become-quieter-as-the-arctic-ocean-grows-louder/"
[Verse] Snow in the desert, sand turn white Cold wind blow in the silent night Camels step slow, bells go clang Christmas feel strange but the vibe stay bang [Hook] Snow in the desert, stars real bright From the dunes to the sky, yeah it feel just right [Bridge – Catchy Chant] Camel-drawn camel-sleigh, dash through the snow! Ho! Ho! Ho! — hear the desert bells go! Slide through the sand, moonlight glow Camel-drawn camel-sleigh — let it snow! [Outro] From the north to the sand, same holiday Merry Christmas world, okay
La Belle Ferronnière (1496, Leonardo da Vinci)