Albert the Llama Enterprises

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Thrilling stories for foolish people! Bringing you wonderful podcasts since 2018. Home of Force Majeure - a Star Wars: Force and Destiny show, and Dungeon Majeure, a gonza Genesys fantasy show Tweets by @maddambeltaine.bsky.social

A zabrak woman with light gray skin, thin dark geometric tattooed and red eyes sits at a table. She holds a glass with red liquid in, and her head is tilted slightly. Her white hair flows like a curtain, and she has a slight smile on her face
Albert the Llama wearing Jedi's hooded robe in brown. The microphone in front of him has an orange lightsabre blade emerging from the top. The background is a light pink, and the words Force Majeure head and foot the image
On an upturned bin sits a dark green monkey-lizard. She has a black crest which runs down to her dark grey beak, a big grey-black ruff around her neck, and a tuft of grey-black fur at the end of her kinked tail.
A gangly Polis Massan stands wearing an oversized jacket. His mask-like face is cracked, and a downward-curved voice box gives him the look of a sad clown. His right hand is raised and showing the peace sign. His left hand is also raised revealing it to be a mechanical prosthesis, with the fingers splayed at angles having turned into tools.
A tall young man with an unruly mop of brown hair stands with his hands at his sides. He has power shoulders, a long flowing cloak, and a slight pout on his handsome face
A tall, stern man with a greying widows peak stands with his hands in his jacket pockets. He's wearing a red jacket with numerous pockets, blue trousers and high brown boots. On his left hip, a blaster is holstered. On his right hip hangs a face mask.
Against a backdrop of tall narrow trees and a foreground of grass and heather, a starship is parked at an oblique angle. A square block out on the left says: Force Majeure Season IX A Shot at Redemption
A discord screenshot showing a poll. The title of the poll is "Who do we think is most likely to survive the Doom season finale?" The options and current votes are: Captain Heek, 0 votes Kuhro, 2 votes Ssavriel, 0 votes Rokéo, 0 votes Only Appia, buzzing away unhappily into the apocalypse, 9 votes Listeners are not confident about our odds...
The words Force Majeure in bold orange letters. The O in Force is the Rebel Firebird symbol. There is a rainbow filter overlaid across the logo, going from red at the top to purple at the bottom
A banner with a background of orange and browns. On the left it states "Force Majeure Season VIII, The Doom that came to Sanctaris". The first one along looks human, wearing a long blue sleeveless robe with a hood that covers the top half of his face. His skin is a light brown, and he has a steel-grey goatee. Underneath the robes a grey suit can just about be seen. He is holding a staff in his left hand, with a circular metallic top. The second one along is a nautolan with light green skin, big dark pupil-less eyes and a crest of light green tentacles, the longest two of which fall over each shoulder. He is wearing a light grey bodysuit with a brown belt, and there is a rifle over his left shoulder. Prominent around his neck is a golden stylised sun on a necklace. The third character along is probably best described as a beaver dressed like Indiana Jones, riding on the back of a massive bee. The fourth character along resembles a werewolf dressed in a grey three-piece suit and a long brown overcoat. They are pointing a very large revolver with their right hand towards the camera, while their left hand is tucked into their trousers pocket nonchalantly.
A banner with a background of orange and browns. On the left it states "Force Majeure Season VIII, The Doom that came to Sanctaris". The first one along looks human, wearing a long blue sleeveless robe with a hood that covers the top half of his face. His skin is a light brown, and he has a steel-grey goatee. Underneath the robes a grey suit can just about be seen. He is holding a staff in his left hand, with a circular metallic top. The second one along is a nautolan with light green skin, big dark pupil-less eyes and a crest of light green tentacles, the longest two of which fall over each shoulder. He is wearing a light grey bodysuit with a brown belt, and there is a rifle over his left shoulder. Prominent around his neck is a golden stylised sun on a necklace. The third one along is still a silhouette. The fourth character along resembles a werewolf dressed in a grey three-piece suit and a long brown overcoat. They are pointing a very large revolver with their right hand towards the camera, while their left hand is tucked into their trousers pocket nonchalantly.
A banner with a background of orange and browns. On the left it states "Force Majeure Season VIII, The Doom that came to Sanctaris". Two of the four characters are silhouettes. The first one along looks human, wearing a long blue sleeveless robe with a hood that covers the top half of his face. His skin is a light brown, and he has a steel-grey goatee. Underneath the robes a grey suit can just about be seen. He is holding a staff in his left hand, with a circular metallic top. The second one along is a nautolan with light green skin, big dark pupil-less eyes and a crest of light green tentacles, the longest two of which fall over each shoulder. He is wearing a light grey bodysuit with a brown belt, and there is a rifle over his left shoulder. Prominent around his neck is a golden stylised sun on a necklace. The remaining two characters are silhouettes.
A banner with a background of orange and browns. On the left it states "Force Majeure Season VIII, The Doom that came to Sanctaris". Three of the four characters are silhouettes. The second one along is a nautolan with light green skin, big dark pupil-less eyes and a crest of light green tentacles, the longest two of which fall over each shoulder. He is wearing a light grey bodysuit with a brown belt, and there is a rifle over his left shoulder. Prominent around his neck is a golden stylised sun on a necklace
A banner, the background of which is browns and golds and just about showing a meteor falling from the sky. On the left hand side it says Force Majeure Season VIII The Doom That Came To Sanctaris. There are 4 silhouettes of character but nothing more can be made out.
The show artwork of Prinkle, a Chadra-Fan. He has light grey fur and a very bat-like head. He has a slight smile with two buck teeth protruding over the lip. He's wearing a light brown janitors uniform with two crossed belts. Over his right shoulder is a mop. He looks content.
A very shaggy dog, reminiscent of an Irish wolfhound, rests on a rug in front of a roaring fire. He is wearing a bandanna on which is attached a sheriffs star. He is a very good boy.
A cheerful older gentleman sits on a wooden bench outside a wood and stone building. He is wearing hooded robes, and has a staff resting across his crossed legs. There is a look of actor Peter O'Toole in his face, if Peter had chosen pies instead of alcohol as his lifestyle choice.
An old man leans on a fence grinning toothily. He looks a little bit like actor Michael Cochrane if said actor drank far too much homebrewed scrumpy. In the background can be seen a number of buildings in the Tudor black-and-white style
A disarmingly middle-aged woman in a long dress sits on the bank of a river. She has a pair of curling rams horns growing from the side of her head, and a staff leans against the rock next to her. The top of the staff has flowers growing from it. In the background, a mill sits on the other bank with a waterwheel gently turning in the river's flow.