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🇩🇰🇪🇬 // 27 // ⓥ hø og hakkelse

Old man with hat and brunette queen
Jake the dog on his elbows and knees silently screaming into the floor with tears in his eyes
“Sun protection for women”
Leo dicaprio/rick dalton pointing meme
Painting of a fancily dressed frog looking kind of uncomfortable
Screenshot from the companion quest in Skyrim. Guy in armour and a werewolf standing behind a big stone bowl altar
Prague ratter/Prazsky Krysarik on a grassy lawn. Little tiny black and brown dog, that I need.
Bottle of L’Oreal Metal DX (or “detox” depending on location) clarifying shampoo
girlie breaking free of chains
Falcon landing on falconry glove
Painting of a guy being knighted
Cat looking awkward
Discord message reading “I feel like a bug”featuring a picture of a ceiling with a forehead with bangs in rollers peaking out from the bottom of the image.
Outdoor cafe table with various drinks and a pizza slice on it
TikTok screenshot of a guy (@localtotoro) with the caption “I don’t really care if something good happened to you. It should have happened to me instead” filling the middle of the screen
A tweet from StopAntisemitism featuring a video of Hasan Piker arriving to do a talk at Yale university, captioned: “Watch Yale students orgasmically welcome Hasan Piker, a man who said America deserved 9/11 and calls to murder a sitting U.S. Senator. Yale is poison. Keep your children and grandchildren as far away from this institution as you can.”
Context: DR = Danmarks Radio (the Danish public broadcasting company) Picture is a screenshot of a google translate output, reading: “Inb4 I'm calling DR because my (blind) 91-year-old grandfather says that "they're broadcasting worse shit on the radio"😭💀”
Man holding a phone to his ear
Små stempler med tegnene G-O-K-!
This is kind of a deep cut, I don’t know how to contextualise it. It’s a frame of Eric Estrada and Vivica A. Fox from the hit “so bad it’s good” movie Cool Cat Saves the Kids
Lars Løkke Rasmussen ankom til sin valgfest
Kermit the frog huddled in a blanket
Brown chicken squinting
Robert Mærsk Uggla, CEO of A.P. Møller Holding and chairman of Mærsk, has a warning: - A wealth tax would be harmful for Denmark, he writes in a comment to Berlingske. - The country's economy is not a zero-sum game, and this type of distribution policy risks negatively affecting Danish companies' access to capital. Both Vestas' CEO and Harald Nyborg's owner have threatened to leave Denmark if the proposal becomes a reality.
Screenshot of an iPhone notification from the Danish public broadcaster DR’s news app, reading: “Top story The Mærsk-family joins the debate: ‘A wealth tax would be harmful for Denmark’.”
Face of a clean shaven middle aged scotsman with short hair, looking very bewildered. From the Limmy’s show sketch “What’s heavier, 1kg of feathers or 1kg of steel?”
WHY IS IT SO SCARY LMAOOOOOO
The Danish cover of the movie "Help, I'm a fish". The background is blue with futuristic technology lining the bottom and the shadow of a smiling shark, making up the top middle 2/3 of the illustration, the rest being a lighter blue with a bubble pattern. The main subject is a cartoon illustration of smiling starfish with a pink skirt and pigtails, a goldfish with a brown cap and a lock of blonde hair, flashing a playful grin, and a nervous looking jellyfish with round glasses on. Just behind the them are three kids whose features and mannerisms mimic the fish, one is a toddler aged girl and the other two are pre-teen boys. Above the kids are the words "Hjælp! Jeg er en fisk" written in white and making up the shape of a fish, with an effect that looks like the text is glowing. Behind the top of the title is smaller fish with a white face and dark makings around its eyes and mouth.
Screenshots of a text message exchange: My mom: “Where is he from?” Me: “Poland!” My mom: “Yep, you’ll have to take a trip to Poland 😚”
Marcin Dorocinski as Vasily Borgov in The Queen's Gambit (2020)
Tweet by @MyLordBebo: "🇩🇰🇪🇬 Men are simple creatures. Egyptian Foreign Minister Badr Abdelaty was gifted a LEGO set of the Great Pyramid of Giza by the Danish Foreign Minister during his visit for the Grand Egyptian Museum’s opening. Look how happy he is." accompanied by a picture depicting just that
Rama Duwaji leaning over and cupping the chin of her husband, Zohran Mamdani, who’s sitting on a couch, next to a man looking at an open laptop, on the night of the 2025 NYC majoral election.