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Trying it out here.

AI generated restaurant ad. It's a churro milkshake, with whipped cream, caramel sauce, and a cherry. Also on to is what I think is meant to be a churro, but it looks like a meatball or maybe an alien egg. The cup says Patty's diner.
Swarovski crystal figurines from the movie shrek
Shaking hands with yourself
A worker in protective gear fumigating the oval office
Deep space 9 background with the text "quark tricks bashir into smoking odo, telling him it's a ferengi aphrodisiac"
Star wars Lego xwing set 73501
Tomb raider game cover
1984 calendar meme. Woman at a table reading off her phone - "a trump development that has a 0% chance of meeting its projected goals is now wildly over budget you say" Man looking concerned tears a calendar page off that says "December 2020". Below the page says "January 1984"
Poster from the movie "Rush Hour"
Meme: "call the ambulance! But not for me!"
Classic Dril tweet: wint @dril and another thing: im not mad. please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad. 11:42 PM - Dec 28, 2014
4-panel political cartoon by Bors. 1) a worried woman reads from her phone: "my gawd these trump people are racist." An angry man in a "MAGA" hat responds: "that attitude is what's pushing me to be racist!" 2) the woman, now puzzled: "say what?" Man: "Might as well! You say I'm a Nazi so, fine, I'll be a Nazi if that makes you happy " 3) woman: "it... Doesn't " Man, now holding a Nazi uniform: "I bought this waffen SS uniform for Halloween. You'll cry 'offensive' so maybe I'll just wear it every day." 4) man, now alone, shaving his head while getting a swastika tattoo: "I just hate to do this. I feel bullied, really."
Poster from the 2009 movie "Moon" starring Sam Rockwell. Rockwell is wearing a white spacesuit, holding the helmet under his arm. He is looking down sadly or contemplatively. In the background is a black and white set of concentric circles, tightly spaced, reminiscent of the moon. The background is black. The only words are "SAM ROCKWELL" and "MOON".
The Chad Wendy's building from days past. Beautiful, stately - a good burger at a great price. Look what they took from us!!!
Evergreen Onion headline: "This war will destabilize the entire Mideast region and set off a global shockwave of anti-americanism vs no it won't"
Screenshot of the restaurant's Wikipedia page. Shows two section titles - "Norovirus outbreak" and "Employment rights"
In response to Michael Rapaport being a racist dumbass: '“What’s up with the trend of every influencer republican jumping on mamdani for the snow piling up? Real NYers know whenever it snows nyc looks like this… duhhh way before Zohran,” one person responded to his post. Another wrote: “If you pooped your pants would you blame the Mayor??”'
"you wouldn't steal a car..." Meme Text is "you wouldn't wuther a height".
Dr Naomi wolf No! No!!
Black and white photo from 60s or 70s of the Cuyahoga River on fire.
Screenshot of Thomas Chatterton Williams's name from X. Shitty opinion haver.
Tim Robinson making a face
Some ai image claimed to be from the new avengers/X-Men movie. Looks like shit. Cyclops is kneeling on the ground with his arms out wide. A huge blast of energy is coming from his eyes. In the background a building is burning. In the foreground is magneto, in a standing pose, except he's parallel to the ground. Looks like a lazy early 00s Photoshop video where the objects are being manipulated/edited "in real time.
Poster from the early 2000s movie A.I.
Poster from the X-Files TV show. A UFO flies above a forest. The words "I WANT TO BELIEVE" are written below
Screenshot from Hot Shots Part Deux. A man, who looks like Rambo, is carrying a large machine gun thru a forest. Superimposed on the screen is a box with the number "141" and the words "BODY COUNT"
Picture of Plato's Allegory of the Cave. A fire shines a light onto a wall, while an arm from outside the scene holds a stick with a bird cutout on the end in the stream of light. The shadow from the bird is projected onto a wall and a man stares intently at said image. The picture has ancient greek/roman esthetic
Vince McMahon meme with four panels. He looks progressively more interested and excited in each. The last panel is red hued and McMahon's eyes are lit. The panel captions are as follows: "male nudity" "male frontal nudity" "male full frontal nudity" "117 more"
Far Side comic "Cow tools"
Screenshot from "Back to the Future II" A high rise building with a bright marquee and entrance. The marquee says "Buff Tanner's PLEASURE PALACE" and has a picture of a man in a high collared shirt smiling. He is lighting a cigar in his mouth with a fistful of money on fire." The scene is from an alternate dystopian timeline where Biff from the future travelled back in time to give his past self a sports almanac. Past Biff used the almanac to bet on sports, become rich, take over city politics, and marry Marty's mom.
Image from the 2007 Transformers movie
Breencast 24/7/365
Scene from Mad Men episode "The Wheel." Don Draper is looking off screen, his face wistful and wet from tears. He is presenting a marketing pitch for the Kodak Carousel projector.
"Arrested Development" meme: "What if we threw our lot in with Trump?" "Well did it work for those people?" "N, it never does. I mean, these people somehow delude themselves into thinking it might. But..." "...but it might work for us "
Tweet from @ChuckGrassley "Just got word that my daughter Wendy totaled car She is ok She hit deer Deer dead. No presumption I'm told"
Screenshot from Existenz movie. Jude law is pointing a gun that is made out of bones
A possum in a humane trap. A food bowl is overturned in the trap. The trap is on a concrete patio with a propane tank partially in view. The possum seems scared and weary.
Meme drawing of a man looking and pointing at himself in the mirror. He's so close to the mirror, his head is nearly touching, and his finger is touching, the glass. The man has an angry look on his face.
Nate silver, circa 2008.
From the movie Terminator 2. The T100 pulls a shotgun from a bouquet of roses.
Scene from "10 Things I Hate About You." A woman at a computer saying "What's another word for 'engorged'?"
Garfield, the cat, looking at his picture with a red circle/slash that signifies "No" over it. Text below the picture reads: "Huh. I wonder who that's for."