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Editor of Gameing Journalism at the New York Times Co-host, CRT Soundsystem: https://www.patreon.com/crtsoundsystem https://bsky.app/profile/crtsoundsystem.bsky.social join our discord! discord.gg/QMgzjKjmTT

Sam Neill in In the Mouth of Madness
a basic swamp from shards of alara, art by chippy
Beyoncé bracket 3 bonanza !!! July is the month of many weddings so I'm gonna put a ring on all of your fingers lol. Each person will start off with their sol ring on the battlefield!!! -July 11th at 4 PM -$15 entry $10 of entry will go into the prize pool. The extra five dollars will be for pizza and drinks all night. • Early registration discount. Come in sign up and complete payment for $13 and that will guarantee you a spot in the tournament. -Three rounds with a 120 (2 hours) minute time limit. • After two rounds, we will cut to top four and those winners will play in the final pod. -Three game changers maximum - Cannot execute a two card combo before turn six -No mass land denial or destruction -No chaining extra turns
A foil copy of lumengrid sentinel
Flying, lifelink Mental Organism — Pay 3 life: M.O.D.O.K. connives. Activate only during your turn. (Draw a card, then discard a card. If you discarded a nonland card, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.) Designed Only for Killing — Creatures your opponents control get -1/-1.
Echoes of Eternity Kindred Enchantment — Eldrazi If a triggered ability of a colorless spell you control or another colorless permanent you control triggers, that ability triggers an additional time. Whenever you cast a colorless spell, copy it. You may choose new targets for the copy. (A copy of a permanent spell becomes a token.)
fr ted giving a speech with the caption "and now we move on to liars."
a magic the gathering card, its called 'liquid swords to plowshares' and is a version of the card 'swords to plowshares' with the album art from GZA's liquid swords
The magic the gathering card Guardian Automaton, it’s a little girl and her robot bodyguard
my modern affinity deck laid out
A row of psx games, gallerians, front mission 3, assorted final fantasies and breath of fires, vandal hearts 2, wild arms and vagrant story
a gnome soldier token from LCI, it's a lil floating dude with cogs and a bunch fo arms and swords
a text message saying "mandolin and grok or something"
Screenshot from fallout with the subtitle “you claim to have for Caesar [pronounced Kaisar]”
A picture of some pricy mtg cards. 2 urza’s saga, a mox opal and boseiju who endures
A friggin chrome mox
The final shot of Inglourious Basterds
the meme of the comic where it's a sad guy and a happy guy on a bus, the caption above the sad guy says "when OP strip mines me" and the happy guy it says "when I strip mine OP"
some round metal coins that have the 5 mtg mana symbols
Tsundere Titan (8) When this creature enters or leaves the battlefield, choose a land of each basic land type, then destroy those lands.
a little box that's just the right size for storing some cards and tokens and sleeves and so forth
A hat with lots of text, the bottom text says “hello I am fleeing the American century of humiliation. Can you show me where to buy Mountain Dew Baja Blast?” above it is the (presumably) same text in Chinese characters
avengers doomsday runtime 3 hours and 45 minutes
Turn 6: HazeyKnight Draw Step HazeyKnight drew a card Precombat Main HazeyKnight cast Tithing Blade Tithing Blade's ability triggered forpush sacrificed Forest HazeyKnight sacrificed Tithing Blade Phantom Train's ability triggered Phantom Train's ability put 1 +1/+1 counter on Phantom Train abilitytriggered abilityreturned Forest to Battlefield Earthbender Ascension's ability triggered Earthbender Ascension's ability put 1 Quest counter on Earthbender Ascension Earthbender Ascension's ability triggered Earthbender Ascension's ability put 1 +1/+1 counter on Mossborn Hydra Mossborn Hydra's ability triggered Mossborn Hydra's ability put 7 +1/+1 counters on Mossborn Hydra Declare Attackers HazeyKnight conceded forpush won!
Card art for Dose of Dawnglow with text superimposed. Oko is Oko, the dawnglow is Oko’s hog and maralen is this chat
A spread of mtg cards, mostly spells and a few creatures
The fades a bbc 3 show that was cancelled before its time
The Jim Downey on Conan meme
Two mtg planeswalker decks, one for teferi and one for Chandra. 14.99 each
screenshot of my computer running operation ragnarok in an emulator
Mightform harmonizer a 4/4 for 2GG mana with a warp cost of 2G and “Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, double the power of target creature you control until end of turn”
Pictures of Dunshean beach on Christmas Day, the tide is low and the sky is clear
Ventry beach
Screenshot of the Tick, the character chairface chippendale (a man with a chair for a head) says “shall i offer you a seat, my lady.”
Futurama screenshot of the episode where fry dates a robot Lucy liu, the Lucy liubot says to fry “I love the way you [robotic voice] notice two things”
A magic the gathering card for the creature Ragost the text on the card reads, in Italian “Gli artefatti che controlli sono Cibi in aggiunta ai loro altri tipi e hanno "2, e, Sacrifica questo artefatto: Guadagni 3 punti vita" 1, c, Sacrifica un Cibo: Ragost infligge 3 danni a ogni avversario. All'inizio di ogni sottofase finale, se hai guadagnato punti vita in questo turno, STAPpa Ragost”
The odometer for my car reading 250,000 kilometres
David baddiel holding up a katana like a dork
"I've had girls jokingly ask to 'Netflix and chill' but when I tell her that I don't use Netflix since Netflix requires proprietary software to stream content, they stop talking to me."
An open mtg booster, has among the cards one foil and one regular travelling chocobo
The neo geo cd audio player
A comic drawn hopefully by a kid, panel one is sonic saying “fat” panel two is rouge with a distended belly, panel three is sonic saying “you ate knuckles you idiot” panel four rouge says “I didn’t” panel 5 is an xray shot of knuckles inside rouge’s belly saying “help” final panel is rouge saying “shut up my lunch”
Alex jones comparison picture showing him before and 45 days after taking some supplement he was shilling, the only difference is how red he is
Screenshot showing Lordran
Some magic the gathering cards laid out, the cards are disciple of the vault, dross scorpion, myr landshaper and march of the machines, this results in a loop where you destroy lands by turning them into 0/0 artifacts and ping with the disciples when they die
The back tyre of my car, having recently exploded
playstation cd audio player
a scan of a gaming magazine article about Street Fighter Alpha with the header "and finally, Sakura. Don't even think about it... it's illegal"
wolverine brandishing his claws
meme format "designed with gamers in mind" vs "designed with activists in mind" left side is the old milly from trigun and right side is the new milly that is skinnier and bustier
boris johnson taking a child out while playing rugby
A still from the ai video it’s not worth describing
screenshot of the microsoft page for game pass with prices showing as £XX per month
dog being walked in the night
My dog is getting annoyed that I want to lay on the couch rather than take her out for a walk