John Cutting

@fortunasaga.com

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Writer at Fortuna Saga, sprite artist, bisexual dad, and someone who generally over-thinks SNES RPGs. Chaotic Neutral; He/Him #LostNoise #spritecomic www.fortunasaga.com

Man bringing a knife up to poo a balloon right at his neck level.
Morning from a translation software that said pokémon meaning comes from Mongolian language and currently not covered by English translation
Please rise as Grungelandia's national album, “copy_of_untitled_mixtape_3(final),” is played.
Random toy I found while cleaning up that is literally a crucified Mario
Wildfire smoke turning the sun orange above my house
Micheal Jordan about to say "Fuck Them Kids"
The Fall of Icarus. Artist: Saraceni, Carlo (1579-1620)
Scene from marvel where Captain America turns out to be a hydra agent or something (I don't care). Instead of saying hail hydra to a guy that is insufficiently gagged he is saying hail hydratión
Arial shot of fort Ticonderoga. The bleakness of the parking lots and the way they fan out made me think of star forts but honestly Star Forts have a lot more grass and trees and walkways within their borders. The entire stadium is just bleak
Homer telling Bart that it's only the worst day of his life so far
A shark toy that one of the kids won is attacking my hat
Me wearing my Charleston shoe thieves tap the features a bandits mask and two sneakers with the laces turn together thrown over the thieves part of the logo
Me wearing my Charleston shoe thieves tap the features a bandits mask and two sneakers with the laces turn together thrown over the thieves part of the logo
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"Prank" tweet saying you get a perfect sphere of metal if you put a ball of foil in the microwave for 3 minutes
Ribbit ribbons, blathers blasting, engorged gourds, Boo (mimikyu), disasterpiece
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Got a Mega Diancie card which seems pretty overpowered. I don't know pokémon well so the actual monster of looks like a pixie wearing a jewels for hat. DeviantART section dedicated to them is wild
Mysterious magician dude from sailor Moon.. I don't know I never saw this show... Is about to say my job here is done after doing nothing of value and then leaving
The can't decide getting two buttons guy meme but it's just the guy sweating and wiping his forehead no text
So the deep thought computers this giant computer that is civilization spent all their resources to build It looks like in i3 Mac if it was giant and made of gold and sitting on top of a ziggurat that was cut off halfway to the top. Instead of a base it's there's a crafted body with hands holding up the cube head as if it's someone sitting in deep thought
Slanderous Princess is wearing a tiara and some open chested biker clothes while flipping off the camera.
Slanderous Princess takes bronze in the Pummel Horse behind Ali Asaf Teboblood and Motile Unit QS3017.
The scene features Lord Hidetora Ichimonji, played by Tatsuya Nakadai, and Lady Sue, portrayed by Yoshiko Miyazaki. Lady Sue is the only truly gentle and forgiving character in the movie. Lord Hidetora previously slaughtered her entire family and forced her to marry his son Jiro. Despite this horror, she harbors no hatred and finds peace When Hidetora visits her on the castle wall, her calm presence serves as a mirror to his own past savagery. He tells her, "Every time I see you, it tears at my heart," because her face reminds him of his past sins. This interaction triggers the early stages of his overwhelming regret and psychological unraveling.
Bunch of movie posters over the text describe your favorite movie is boring as possible
A disheveled me chomping on a cigar
New Yorker cartoon of two women talking and looking at a baby stroller. The mother says "sorry. He's been cursing like that ever since we put him in that little sailor suit."
The auto text saying that it's a classic tale of Christmas instead of a classic tale of crystals which is what I'm assuming she actually said
The it's the old man in the red sweater shrugging for the I'll just die meme but with no text
The immortal crusader from India and Jones in the last crusade who somehow speaks perfect modern English is doing jazz hands in front of Harrison Ford's face while he says you must choose but choose wisely
the character Mr. Burns from The Simpsons humorously exhibits a fictional condition called "Three Stooges syndrome," where he has contracted every known human disease, but they cancel each other out, making him believe he is invincible.
My asshole cat blending into a carpet that I eventually had to throw away because of her ninja ways
From star trek without context. I would post it directly but the way the quote tweeting works it's hard to get this nested correctly so I'm reposting it with the accreditation. Star Trek The Next Generation scene. Riker and Worf stand close together for a dude chat in a corridor on the Enterprise D. Worf in gold uniform with silver baldric, Riker in command red. Worf is looking cautiously/suspiciously at Riker. Riker has raised brow and a cheeky grin. Thier eye contact is strong as steel. Closed caption reads, "It's jazz."
Annubis weighing a heart in an urn against a taco bell dorito taco. In Egypt, this concept of a judgement after life to determine the fate of the living is first seen in the Old Kingdom around 2800 B.C.E. It was first imagined as a weighing in the Coffin Texts during the Middle Kingdom (2160-1580 B.C.E.). The most well known form of the ceremony, where people's hearts are weighed on a scale against a feather, is found in the Book of the Dead during the New Kingdom (1580-1090 B.C.E). The Weighing of the Heart would take place in Duat (the Underworld), in which the dead were judged by Anubis, using a feather, representing Ma'at, the goddess of truth and justice responsible for maintaining order in the universe. The heart was the seat of the life-spirit (ka). Hearts heavier than the feather of Ma'at were rejected and eaten by Ammit, the Devourer of Souls.
A disheveled Nicolas Cage* with a finger pointing up in a wide open mouth is quoting the skeet below with a speech bubble * (redundant adjective is redundant)
White Queen and a rook. Clearly made by a child's hands and but they have a wabi-sabi charm to them
Chess.com's strongest computer model dismantling my position but I like how I handled the attacks and avoided some traps early in the game.
Peterman from Seinfeld who is honestly one of the better bit characters on TV Is Haggard in on a payphone saying it will always be Burma to me
Screenshot showing the butterfly doesn't appear
Russian Private Schmuckatelli getting bodily flung from the gun mount like a dandelion seed.
girliesinnermonologue Sep 22 Follow Did the name odysseus already exist before the odyssey? or was Homer just like "This is my new book The Journey and our hero's name... Journathan
One particular means of depicting the perceived immoral nature of Marie Antoinette was via a phallic ostrich. The ostrich was thought to be a reference to her Austrian background, as the French words were similar (autrichienne f. / autruche). The cartoon below depicts her sometimes political supporter, the Marquis de La Fayette, riding the phallic bird with the queen in attendance.
I caught [your father] watching Jordan Peterson videos in the garden. 11:16 AM Alone? 11:17 AM Yeah. Thanks. Soon as I'm done here, we're having a family meeting.
Hot dogs are gross and you shouldn't eat them. Have some respect or at least go to Ikea where you can get a decent one for a buck
A nice old man in a black robe with white face paint in Bergmans the Seventh Seal
50¢ with a speech bubble
Captain Tenneal from Most Extreme elimination challenge (Takeshi's Castle(. Lets get it on!! He is a Japanese gentleman wearing a traditional Lord Nelson naval uniform with yakusa dragon tattoo designs on the blouse
Giant bluey balloon in real life
Some dude that committed hate crimes.
Mitch McConnell crapping his pants. This is not a photo this is an animated gif over 3 hours long
Meifang strip down to her black undergarment that goes under the deel (is it also a deel? I'm not sure). She has her red and lab coat draped over her shoulders and she's holding a traditional Mongolian instrument called a tovshuur. She's playing it with her mechanical limb while looking at the camera
Two skeets stacked on top of each other Lesley Carhart @hacks4pa... 14h It's fascinating to live in a time where the majority of global consumers are just fed up and hate everything new on the market. Hate removal of physical media Hate forced Al Hate video surveillance in cars and homes Hate micro transactions Hate digital subscriptions What a time to be alive! fullmetal meg @fullmetalmeg.bsk... 8m I fucking hate this place Imfao
A graph comparing in-class final exam scores to the take-home midterms. Students went from near perfect to over 40 points worse. Everyone but like two students was cheating
Personal shopper. Text exchange RU alive or dead? Alice or dead ??
My asshole cat drinking from a Kiki delivery service mug
Way too many mufflers from models that look like they were told that the air is being replaced with ammonia.
Walter Robards @alouicious.baky.social posted it
TMNT plus US flag equals USMNT Donatello is holding a slice of pizza in front of a American flag that I suspect doesn't have the right number of stars
Tired dad in an aircraft seat. I just noticed the racist Cleveland Indians cap behind me
Scene in ff6 where the blackjack airship gets ripped in half and the team is scattered to the wind