FOSSILHEADS: CLIMATE CRISIS CABARET!

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Lesbian climate angst is your new favourite musical genre. Funny (to me) environmental songs and memes. Putting the "ooh" in "existential dooom" #LwiththeT #CeasefireNow🇵🇸 https://linktr.ee/fossilheads

The king of the hill "are y'all in the cult" meme, where hanks and friends pull up and ask a girl getting onto a bus "excuse me are y'all in the cult?" and she starts t answer and before she's finished he says, "yeh, this is it" . Here, the thing the girls says is "reform are the new party of workers and intend to improve the lives of working cl-" interrupted before she can finish with hank saying "yeh, this is it"

text that reads "all the billionaire entrepreneurs who have at
some point announced they are devoted to
fixing the climate crisis, only to realise that,
rather than it involving some cool tech bro
gadget they can take the credit for inventing,
it actually requires redistributing wealth and
restructuring the toxic economic system that
got them so rich in the first place:" and then there is
a picture from 30 rock of a man in a desk in a suit looking bored with the subtitles displayed that say "This is boring. I'm bored now"

the "good place" aka No! You're not getting it and my thing is different, so shut up. meme. Here the woman is saying to the man "I can't wait for them to invent transport that you don't have to drive and you can just do whatever while it takes you where you want to go" and he says "you mean...buses and trains?" and she says "no! You're not getting it and my thing is different, so shut up"

the "is this a pigeon?" meme, only here the boy is labelled "Reform", the butterfly is labelled "not voting Reform" and the boy is saying "is this electoral fraud?"

the "good place" aka No! You're not getting it and my thing is different, so shut up. meme. Here the woman is saying to the man "I can't wait for them to bring out the decelerated high speed train" and the guy says "wouldn't that just be a regular train" and she replies "No! You're not getting it and my thing is different, so shut up."

the "sad Pablo" meme, where Pablo is doctored to be wearing Reform rosettes (sorry Pablo), along with the text "tfw you're the only politician in the Send to vote AGAINST making it illegal for candidates to lie in electoral campaigns

the withnail and I "by mistake" meme, where it originally said "we've come on holiday by mistake" it now says "we've shut down a global oil corridor by mistake"

headline that reads "trump urges other nations to help secure shipping through Straight or Hormuz" accompanied by a picture of Homer Simpson, crudely doctored to look like trump saying "this is everyone's fault but mine!"

a fb post from "fossilheads: climate crisis cabaret!" that reads "A fun thing that happened is that Owen Jones got taken to the high court with a libel case by Raffi Berg because Jones stated he plays a key role in a wider BBC culture of "systematic Israeli propaganda, reshapes everything from headlines, to story text, to images” and “repeatedly seeks to foreground the Israeli military perspective while stripping away Palestinian humanity”, AND THE COURT RULED IN JONES’S FAVOUR
Well aaaanyhoo, be terrible if bringing this case only serves to amplify and validate Jones’s (and many other’s) observations rather than undermine them don’t you think?"

Text that reads "eco groups when you tell them to "stick to the environment" when they speak out about war criminals, illegal bombing campaigns and human rights violations" followed by a picture of an annoyed and weary looking meme dog superimposed onto a fire background and the text "THIS IS ALSO NOT GREAT FOR THE ENVIRONMENT, BELIEVE IT OR NOT"

the "who killed Hannibal" meme only here instead of it saying "how could **** have done this" it says "how could the left not support the way I've freed this man from a tyrannical regime"

text that reads "Farage’s proposed “voter reform” splashed all over the rags today is just designed to imply that any resident non-British citizens are currently entitled to vote in parliamentary elections - but aside from resident Irish and some resident British commonwealth citizens, it is ALREADY the law that only British citizens can vote in parliamentary elections. He is deliberately trying to imply that any and all non-citizens can rock up and vote for the Greens because the truth that it’s British citizens who are rejecting Reform is too damaging for him." accompanied by an excerpt from UK Parliament website entitled "who can vote in uk elections" showing that aside from Irish and some commonwealth countries, resident citizens of other countries can't vote

the emlmo choosing white power over fruit meme, where the fruit is "accepting defeat in a. dignified fashion" and the white powder is "bleating about cheats while shitting pants" and Elmo is "Reform"

the front page of today's daily mail where the main headline is "Green plan to hand illegal immigrants free house, a wage and NHS care" accompanied but the "children being terrified of bunny" meme, where the children are the Daily Mail and the bunny is the Green Party

the "bored woman being talked at" meme, where the girl is "the electorate, the lad talking talking is "Labour" and what he's saying is "THE THING IS, RIGHT, THE GREENS HAVE GOT A DRUGS POLICY THAT WOULD MEAN PLAYGROUNDS TURN INTO CRACK DENS"

the Billy Madison / Chris Farley but driver meme, where the text is "you know, the greens have a drugs policy that would mean playgrounds become crack dens" "no, no they don't" "well no they don't but imagine if they did"

the "How could they have done this" meme where the person shooting is "anti vax parents" and the person being shot is "their kids" with a cartoon face drawn on and being shot is a cloud of measles, and in the second picture the kid has measles and looks sad with a thermometer int their mouth and then at the expression is "why would immigrants do this"

3 notorious "disappointed / frustrated" meme characters depicted in the sky as if in heaven, along with th text "the primary inventors of the measles vaccine in heaven rn"

The Donald Duck waking up meme where there title reads "When to care about “protecting children” - a guide for the general public:" and then next to the sleeping Donald is "when most of the known participants in the most notorious pedophile ring on earth are in positions of great
power and influence and are walking around free today because they’re being protected by institutions that are supposed to protect the public" and they waking up Donald (with red laser eyes) is" when there might be a trans girl participating in sports"

the pointing mannequin meme, with the text "your Dad generates caricatures of himself on ChatGPT"

the "anime girl hiding from a terminator" meme, where the terminator is labelled "plant-based food packaging using words like "sausage" burger" and "milk" and the girl is labelled "the very fabric of existence"

The Rod Serling "Imagine if you will" meme, here the text is "imagine if you will a world where men are as instantly receptive
and reactive to the stories that most women
have of violent, threatening and abusive

Pikachu surprised meme, that has been very badly doctored to very vaguely resemble Keir Starmer

the toysjory "everywhere" meme, here the text is "paedophiles"

a tweer from @bratzula that reads "annual reminder that oil companies haven't finished cleaning a SINGLE OIL LEAKin human history. NOT ONE od the oil leas you heard of as a child, 20 years ago etc has been properly cleaned. "

cartoon of robots at the cinema with 3d glasses on from (I think) futuramas Fear of A Bot Planet

stock photo of a woman comforting a man with text added so she's asking "do you even know what you're upset about?" and he's replying "not really, no"

the angry flower meme, here the sweet happy flower is first, with the text "republican lawmakers when ICE muder an unarmed member of the public" and the angry flower has the text "republican lawmakers when ICE murder an armed member of the public

A photo of the character Alan B'Stard, Photoshopped to be wearing a Reform rosette with the text: "after careful consideration, I have decided to become worse"

headline that reads "two-thirds of UK voters wrongly think immigration is rising, poll finds" followed by the hotdog "we're all trying to find the guy that did this" meme, where here the hotdog guy is labelled the telegraph, the times, the daily mail, gb news, the express and the sun

Will from In-Betweeners meme, saying "they kind of do tho"

illustration from How To website "how to say thank you for a gift you don't like" the girl giving the gift here is "America" the person receiving is "Europe" and he is saying "thank you I hate it"

the "woah this is worthless meme" where a cartoon guy looks at a piece of paper as if valuable and says woah.... this is worthless!" and here the piece of paper says "COP30 climate deal that doesn't mention cutting fossil fuels"

the "c'mon, do something" meme, here the badly drawn, sullen dude with a stick is prodding it toward a bubble that says "the AI investemt bubble" and saying "c'mon, burst"

the "Left Exit 12 Off Ramp" meme, where carrying on straight is labelled "raising public awareness of evidence of trump's involvement with sex-tracked teens" and changing direction is "being borderline homophobic over his possible involvement with another adult" and the car is labelled "the lw media outlets in my feed rn"

the "you guys are getting paid" meme but here it's "you guys are getting left-wing bias?"

The Professor X meme of him holding his head with red rings radiating from it, with the text "must...find...way...to blame...migrants"

a headline that reads "Elon Musk says AI research into Ancient Rome will "rewrite history" along with the meme of Bobby from King of the Hill as Manhattan (normally saying "I am tired of these people")

A headline that reads "woman 'shocked' by £150 fine for pouring coffee down the street drain, followed by text that reads "how to react when the environmental protection act has been breached by disposal of waste in a way that could pollute land or water, a law enforcement guide:" followed by the "angry flower coy flower meme" and pointing to the angry flower is "when it's some woman emptying the end of her coffee down a street drain" and pointing to the coy flower is "when it's water companies dumping 3.6 millions hours of raw sewage into uk rivers and seas a year"

The "is this a pigeon?" meme, but the guy is saying "is this a cease-fire?" And the butterfly is a headline that reads "Israeli premier says 153 tons of bombs dropped on Gaza"

$a headline that reads "vandalism of our countryside" ed Miliband signs off Britain's largest solar farm" accompanied by the Britta from Community "I can excuse racism but I draw the line at animal cruelty" meme, only here she is saying "I can excuse the countryside being desecrated by toxic pesticides, chemical fertilisers, improper disposal of poisonous industrial and agricultural waste, raw sewage dumping, expanding road networks, transport pollution, fracking, monocropping, soil contamination, industrial emissions, expanding mega-farms, industrial plastic pollution and the climate changing from burning fossil fuels but I draw the line at the countryside being vandalised with solar panels"$