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![Public reminder to not swim in the goddamned Allegheny river while at Anthrocon this year, or ever without a local and proper attire and supervision.
Yes, even the pooltoys and macros, i'm sorry. It's a deadly fast, deceptively deep body of water which is regularly dredged for mill traffic, you are physically incapable of outswimming it.
It is the direct runoff line for every rainfall city sewage overflow system the whole way from here to Potter, it's made of shitfilth and superfund runoff.
If your device falls in, do not go in after it. If a friend falls in, call for help immediately. This river claims many lives each year in all seasons. Trust a local, tell your friends. Stay the fuck out of the river.
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Allegheny_River#/media/File:USACE_Lock_and_Dam_2_Allegheny.jpg with the text "STAY THE FUCK OUT" written over it, the shadow of the text shows the actual depth of the water in the shot for artsy fartsy reasons.]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:uvc3mqud4aeog6b2hrtyug4z/bafkreihtgqj5lupxukqiqz6esxtbgv3uiraraqyyblvojk7sr6fmvrkzhu)
