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Rebel Catholic group's forbidden ordinations caused 'schism, Vatican cardinal says Reuters Thu, July 2, 2026 at 2:58 AM EDT
19th century photograph of Colonel Percy Wyndham sporting some dandy facial foliage. His mustache extends outward from his face on either side by several inches and his pointy beard juts downward.
United Press International headline: Skunk on the run from Wisconsin zoo
post from conspiritualitypod on Threads, with a photo of RFK Jr and Kid Rock after (?) their exercise session the text is "Name this band." overlaid screenshots show various responses "Septic & Garfungal" from breesspace "Meth Lab for Cutie" from jeremy.alder "Rage Against the Vaccine" from thervpshow "Crackstreet Boys" from lorne_c "Limp Dickit" from sue_and_finn "Hide The Kids On The Block" from realchristrue "Flock of Measles" from kdackmoments "Klan Halen" from davies4923
Is the signature Trump’s? Epstein birthday book feeds speculation. 
Trump denies it is his, and experts say they can’t be sure. The White House welcomed a forensic analysis of the loopy D and long tail. [from the Washington Post]
Supermarket sign that says, ‘ RING BELL FOR "MEAT SERVICE"’. for unknowable reasons, the phrase ‘meat service’ is nestled between quotation marks, as though being gently held by loving hands. It is not for us to speculate about just what kind of service is on offer.
headline from EXTREMETECH. Scientists Figure Out Why Venus Is Covered With Pancakes
[snippet from the Portland Press Herald] . TINY ORANGE LOBSTERS . With steady hands and firmly-planted feet, students at the University of New England gently lowered tiny orange lobsters into the cold ocean. The odds of finding an orange lobster are 1 in 30 million. UNE’s marine biology students have been working on an experiment to breed more orange lobsters and have just released 15 orange babies into the wild to ease those odds. full story at: https://www.pressherald.com/2025/05/12/orange-baby-lobsters-the-rarest-of-their-kind-find-a-new-home-in-maines-ocean/
“Let's simply call them errant apostrophes. Which is kind of classy, don't you think?” …a lovingly crafted sentence from “Dreyer’s English : an utterly correct guide to clarity and style” by Benjamin Dreyer.
Man labeled “Sickos” peering through a window from outside saying “YES... A HA HA... YES!”
Flawless
Drawing of a man in a strange contraption combining a shower head and a stationary bike. Accompanying text: NOVEL SHOWER BATH. A Device Combining Exercise and the Morning Ablutions. VELOCIPEDE SHOWER BATH.
THE 1830 NEW YEAR'S GIFT TO THE WORLD: IN A SHORT TREATISE ON THE ORIGINAL CAUSE OF THE SMALLPOX VIRUS, WHEREIN IT IS PROVED TO BE NOT ONLY A NECESSARY OPERATION OF NATURE. BUT PERFECTLY HARMLESS AND BENEFICIAL, IF JUDICIOUSLY TREATED. WITH PRACTICAL EVIDENCES OF THE ALL-SUFFICIENCY OF Morison’s “Vegetable Universal Medicine,” Possessing the power of completely eradicating the virulence of thic disorder, without one hour's restraint. BY T. MOAT, Vice President of the British College of Health
Headline announces “NEW RESEARCH: Jellyfish apocalypse not coming”
Washington Post OPINION piece headline: “Why the moon looks like a potato on NASA's new eclipse maps”
Sign advertising BAR COCKTAILS DANCING SANDWICHES
WIRED headline: “Here Come the Al Worms”
Headline: “132 HAMSTERS ON THE LOOSE CAUSE CHAOS ON FLIGHT TO PORTUGAL”
Mockup of “Existential Subpoena,” the new album from Hope Hicks, on NYT Records. Based on a Tweet from (and incorporating the photo from) New York Times Politics: Hope Hicks, one of the best-known but least visible former members of President Trump's White House staff, is facing an existential question: whether to comply with a congressional subpoena nyti.ms/21329XZ
Scarfolk Skin Clinic presents 1978 SCARFOLK YOUTH INDOCTRINATION FESTIVAL July 4-5-6 FRIDAY Margaret's Idiotic Swan Sausage Warfare the Barristers of Camelot Strangely Normal the Gay Cows Kenneth Explosion Hitler Likes Twix Colonel Shrimp Phantom and His Prawn Army the Amiable Poos Orwell’s Spud SATURDAY Robot Wig Buffoon Sock Hospital Second Hand Puddings the Poltergeeses Electric Blanket/acoustic Blanket the Oyster Dickhead Orchestra SUNDAY Fondlebum Beige the Crucifixion Pyjamas Pavlov & the Dribblers Harpsichord of Death Arrogant Sandwiches Semi-Detached Kitten Asylum Lumpfinder
Headline from the journal “nature ecology & evolution”: “Genomics of a sexually selected sperm ornament and female preference in Drosophila”
Translation of part of the label of the Only Puke bag: “The raw materials of the product have been carefully selected, and the fruit is praised smoothly.”
1930s photograph of a family, with dad reading to his son and daughter. At the top is superimposed the text “The Venereal Diseases.”
A group of signs in Chinese with questionable English translations: “AVOID RUDE AND UNREASONABLE CHICKEN” “TRY THE STRANGE JUICE” “PLEASE DON’T CROSS ANY RAILINGS LEST SUDDENNESS HAPPENS” “TAKE NOTICE OF SAFE THE SLIPPERY ARE VERY CRAFTY”
Screenshot of the phrase "randy for martyrdom" From the satirical comedy series Have I Got News for You
Screenshot of a citation from the journal “Death Studies,” which is abbreviated in the PubMed database as “Death Stud” Death Stud. 2022;46(1):100-110. Article title: Death education from an Hegelian perspective Author: Manfred Man-Fat Wu
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