Fourfoot

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Winner of Wales Most Paranoid Man, 1998. As seen on Britain’s Saddest Fairgrounds, Giant or Dwarf, Bag of Wasps. Note: My ALT photo game is STRONG BRO.

Linkedn Park
Misogynist golem Andrew Tate
A bit of the script from Monty Python and the Meaning of Life. In this scene Death, played in the film by a young Richard Osman, lays into a Septic for talking too much.
The mighty James Bolam and the incomparable Barbara Flynn, starring in post war British telly high point The Beiderbecke Trilogy.
Big Andy B smiling because he loves Britpop and the footballs.
36D by Beautiful South. It’s their best song about tits. Apart from “Old Fat Breasts is Back”
Andy Burnham in a good mood. The sun is shining and he has managed to ignore the voice in his head that says mate you’re just a James t-shirt that went to Millbank.
Bernard Black
Charlie Kirk and Ann Widdecombe. Ann Widdecombe with someone else face. And Charlie with a lot more colour in his cheeks.
Walter Kronkite about to announce the assassination of JFK to a nation. To this day, people wonder if he maybe shouldn’t have rapped it. “JFK died today. No longer the pres of the USA. Bullet to the head. His wife’s dress red. This has been MC Walter Kronkite. Time for me to say goodnight. “
Someone made an AI thing of Diana intervening in a cat fight between Meghan and Kate. I bet that someone stinks of piss.
Toe Knee Soprano
A couple of Russian cunts
Merlin Courtois of First Dates fame
The King serenading a wowed crowd with some Al Jolson songs
Kick by everyone’s favourite Australian band with a Tie Rack loyalty card, INX$
Otto Flick from Allo Allo. 33.6% of all British culture between 1945 and 2003 related to World War 2 in some way.
Keir Starmer. A man with the misfortune of having a voice with all the warmth and inspiration of penis cancer