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Malcolm X becomes a True Radical and joins the Democratic Party
2 stacked images, the first is captioned "Apollo, Dan, and MALF playing Modern Warfare" and features people laughing and playing with waterguns. The second image is captioned "The Northernlion subplot" and features an image of NL's scared face photoshopped over the Shellshocked Soldier image macro, standing in a photo of nazi germany
gotta hand it to ISIS
A new blocklist just dropped, starring Vaush
stages of human evolution walking in a line
Reagan and Trump
9/10 review for insomnia
9/10 review for Deliver us from Evil
There is a tiny Fairy Bee inside a BIG Poppy! Except the Poppy is ALSO small, and the bee is TINY!
7/10 review of The Others that meanders about class warfare being maintained in the afterlife
"US Republicans when the self-described 'Communist' Democratic Senator walks in" captioning a still from Wolfenstein 2, where a Nazi chides two members of the KKK
A 7/10 Ninth Gate review and a 3/10 Conjuring: Last Rites review.
An intricate cosplay of Zelda featuring design elements from her costumes across the entire franchise.
" I didn't know this film was actually scary? Most films aren't. Scott Derrickson really put in the work on this one- and you KNOW he started this project by saying "I want to shoot some very artistic snuff films." I was really impressed by some of the shots in this one, especially in the snuff films, themselves, and of the projector. Some less so, like Hawke doing ballet with ghost children around the house- but I feel that failure may have originated from the writing room floor and not from behind the camera. Perhaps most surprising, to me, was the soundtrack from Christopher Young. I felt that the atmospheric builds in this score really gave the film a unique character when a lot of horror films just kind of phone it in with the staples. Unsurprising to learn that he also handled the score on David Prior's "The Empty Man," which also had a phenomenally unnerving soundtrack. Really great stuff."
An msPaint window that showcases me showing my work to try and figure out a puzzle from the game Faith: The Unholy Trinity. It is seemingly indecipherable, as msPaint Puzzle solving always appears, by the end, without context.
tumblr post about streaming services not being your friend and doing union busting, with the moral being "girlboss just pirate candyworld chronicles and stop paying $12.99 a month for poob!"
nerds comment on liking that Gigi reads a lot of non-critical in-game text
thumbnail for the Scratches vod
Fox admits to lying when asked what their favorite David Bowie song is, because it is actually Space Oddity.
incomprehensible mess of algebraic equations, numbers, odd little drawings, and poorly drawn words and letters.
Fox has pasted themselves over a screenshot of Nimi Nightmare's "Ranking Every Game I Played in 2025" stream and replaced her choices with their own. The Best is Silent Hill 3. Great are Silent Hill 1 and Silent Hill Origins. There are no Good Games. In the Okay tier are Cringe Court and Silksong. Pokemon Black 2 was Not For Me. Silent Hill 4: The Room is the only Bad Game.
Trash bin with “elevator out of order” fliers
A screenshot of scheduled Reels, each following the same titling formula described in the post. :c
The painting "It Has Come to Pass" shows a Soviet soldier stepping foot into the winter palace for the first time
Tumblr wants me to “Find out what’s hot and new with #Communism”
Fennec Fox is pass out on their back in bed. They've forgotten to remove their glasses and a small bottle of Jack Daniels lays on their stomach.
A redditor is asking for an ID on the tree he fed his father to
>:L happy for you
This is the back of the box synopsis of the 2022 film "Barbarian," by Zack Creggers. Or something like that.