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a drawing of an anthro opossum. the opossum has grey and white fur, black hair, black eyes, and a pink tail. she is wearing a cheetah print jacket, black bikini top, brown canvas skirt, black socks, and blue high-top sneakers. she is holding a black clutch bag in her left hand, and a blue mobile phone in her right hand. the opossum is scowling as she pauses for a moment to look around.
a portrait of a groundhog. the groundhog has brown fur, and brown eyes. their face is scrunched up into an expression of wicked glee-- perhaps enjoying some schadenfreude. their little claw is raised as if to cover their mouth in a mock coy gesture.
a photo of a dog. the dog is a rat terrier. his fur is white with large black spots like a cow. he's wearing a black harness. he's standing out in a grassy field.
a photo of a framed poster hung on a wall. under the poster there's a shelf with glass jars full of paintbrushes. the poster depicts a tan chihuahua floating over a background of purple madness. the chihuahua is saying "Yo Quiero Taco Bell!"
a single-panel comic. the caption along the top reads: "first they came for the immigrants... and i was going to protest but it was a little chilly out so i stayed in." the image shows a man standing in a kitchen and holding the front door open. it looks cold outside. the man is saying: "yeah, fuck that." he is holding an upside-down protest sign which reads: "say no to ICE."
a screenshot of a TikTok review on Google Play. it reads: "So you ve just had a strike for a comment saying silly lady which in no way is it offensive at all and the post was about a women who wore a bit plug to a MRI scan this app is beyonda joke and I will bet tik tok don't reply to this as I'm bloody right the app is becoming a god dam joke and who ever it is running it is a clown. And the fact when a comment gets took down you don't have a say or get the right to explain yet you just get a strike and again can't reply to it yet bet you don't reply." 22 people found the review helpful.
a photo of a stack of flapcracks on a white plate. they have a chunk of butter on top, and syrup running down the side. yum yum.
a drawing of a holiday scene in a living room. there is a warped pine tree balanced over a heap of amazon boxes. the gifts under the tree are unwrapped, and the tree is undecorated but for a single silver ball ornament. above the scene float the words: "merry shitmas."
a photo of a rat. she has red eyes and Himalayan colouring (white fur with brown points). she's poking her face out through the neck hole of a green t-shirt. it's an extreme close-up shot.
a photo of a butcher shop sign. the main sign reads: "the chop shop: fresh market." the letterboard underneath reads: "don't eat donkey meat; it tastes like ass."
a drawing of a dog with a fish bowl on their head. their ears are poking out of the bowl. their paws are up, fingers curled, as if clutching onto an invisible steering wheel.
a screenshot of a web domain registry search. to the right is a pop-up notifying the user that they have a credit for a free .cloud domain registration. the user has entered "fart.cloud" into the search bar. beneath is a message saying, "sorry, fart.cloud is unavailable".
a photo of two hand-painted signs, made with acryla-gouache on plywood. the first sign reads: "a recluse lives here. no admittance. love ya, but stay away!" the second sign simply reads: "no visitors." the signs are made in non-threatening pastel colours.
a photo of a stinkhorn mushroom. the mushroom has a main shaft and one ball. it is tangled in a bit of chickweed.
a drawing of a rabbit jumping out of a person's grasp. the rabbit has blue eyes, scruffy white fur, and a shiny pink arse. there is a magical oily rainbow trail coming off the rabbit as they leap through the air.
a drawing of a person slumped over onto a table. they are staring dreamily off to one side. their glossy eyes suggest that the person may be feeling something.
a drawing of a brain within a ghost-like husk. the brain has large sparkling eyes and appears wired. it is singing a rainbow of musical notes which correspond to the song "Unholy" by Sam Smith and Kim Petras.
a drawing of a cat. the cat has a large head, small round body, and human arms and feet. the cat has grey tabby fur, and green eyes. they are looking at you and giving you the middle finger.
a drawing of two dogs. the dog on the left (Mason) is an English Setter, and has white fur with brown spots. the dog on the right (Hutch) is a Smooth Collie x Poodle mix, and has golden fur with white patches. the dogs are looking at you.
a sketch of a greyhound. the dog's muscles are well-defined. the dog is standing still and gazing ahead.
a sketch of a greyhound running. the dog's muscles are well-defined. their mouth is open in an expression of joy.
a drawing of a person from the shoulders up. the person is staring into space while gently smirking. the image is in greyscale; the sclera of their eyes, however, are a soft pink.
a photo of a dog poking his face through a hole in the drywall. he's a Smooth Collie x Poodle mix. only his snout and left eye are visible. the view is from the back side of the drywall, with a wall stud visible to one side.
a photo of a dog wrapped in a blanket. he's a Chihuahua x Rat Terrier mix. only his face and front legs are visible. the blanket is green and white plaid. he's laying sphinx-style on the floor.
a photo of a dog wrapped in a blanket. she's a Jack Russell x Beagle mix. only her face is visible. the blanket is brown plaid. she's laying curled on a chair that has a repulsive green foliage pattern.
a drawing of a brown rabbit. the rabbit's head and torso are blocky and loaf-like. their legs are spindly. their tail hangs limp.
a drawing of a person's face, close up. they have short hair and blue skin. they are scowling. with narrowed eyes, they look to their right.
a drawing of a person's face, close up. the image is in sepia monochrome. the person has a scar running down their face across their right eye, which is closed in a wink. the mouth is posed halfway between a smile and a snarl, revealing tiny fangs.
a drawing of a person from the shoulders up. the person is staring into space while gently smirking. the image is in greyscale; the sclera of their eyes, however, are a soft pink.
a drawing of a person wearing a red union suit. their head is tilted back, as if they are feeling sluggish. drool and foam is trickling from the side of their mouth.
a drawing of a left hand, palm forward. written on the palm are the words "fuck me".
a drawing of a little fox demon stomping up dust. they have fluffy ears, tiny blue horns, and sparkling eyes.
a sketch of a fennec fox furry. they're wearing a black long-sleeved shirt, pink jeans, grey sneakers, and a chunky iron bracer.
a drawing of a small white rabbit. they have a big head and blank eyes. they are smiling.