Frank A. Spring

@frankaspring.bsky.social

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storybuilding at Undaunted Ventures, finding and listening to stories at Altum Insight. previously: various political stuff. nwu member. this world has its consolations.

the driving game from Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing, where the text would scroll across the screen at increasing speed and you'd have to type the letters as they appeared and every mistake incurred a bug splat on the windscreen until you couldn't see out at all and the game would end
Mountains, sea, dark clouds, and every shade of green roil together on the Irish coast
dancing robot, collapsed in the same pose that john marston adopts when paralytically drunk in Red Dead Redemption
lightly shat pants 38/34 $40
text in the style of the Star Wars opening crawl: Episode IV Bare-Assed. It is a period of great ass-showing. Everyone is showing their ass.
A beneficent and lushly-bearded Spencer Hall gazes serenely at us, under text from New American Pathways thanking me for a donation I was happy to give.
Presidential portrait-ass photo of Spencer Hall (hirsute level: medium, by his standards) thanking me for donating to the New American Pathways Charity Bowl 2026, which shows a generosity of spirit on his part but is not necessary, the chance to donate and be reminded that Texas is 65-51 lifetime against Oklahoma is reward unto itself, I'd argue.
schematic of a custom Toyota Hiace van, including observation deck/conference rooms in the forward section; kitchen and living quarters amidships; and the cargo bay, sleeping quarters, and infirmary aft
a necron brings the good news of everlasting life
An iPhone notification announces that Season 5 of For All Mankind is now on Apple TV
Chief Clancy Wiggum tells the boys on the force they’re looking good, as they try on a load of counterfeit jeans
Camille Desmoulins asks what’s good boys
“Quora Digest: Cleopatra was African American.”
Timothy Olyphant as US Marshal Raylan Givens
"The scoreboard doesn't always tell the story."
There's a new tone in camp this year.
"I think that's just negativity," or The Haters Argument.
"I see a lot of positives despite the results."
"That's correctable."
"we have complete faith in our coach/starter/general manager/whomever". they will be fired or will resign within the month.
"our goals haven't changed, but our time frame has"
"we need more time to install the system"
Archie from The Fast Show
666 posts, the Post of the Beast
Mark Stoops Reportedly Hired by Texas for Sarkisian’s Staff, Brother of Oklahoma Legend Bob Stoops
A cozy Vladimir Lenin declares he’s working on his night cheese
chester arthur
the town of Valentine from Red Dead Redemption 2
Timothy Olyphant as Seth Bullock in Deadwood asks off-screen Al Swearengen “will I find you’ve got a knife?”
Ian McShane as Al Swearnengen in Deadwood warning an off-screen Seth Bullock that “you would not want to be staring like that at me”
Graphic of the North Texas Mean Green (green) v San Diego State (red) in the New Mexico Bowl (state question: red or green?)
Chyron form TAMU v Miami game specifying that Miami had a nice 69 yards in the first half and TAMU kept punting and stepping on rakes
receipt from the Atlanta Community Food Bank for a donation given in honor of The Emperor of Mankind
Robert E Lee standing in a southerly manner while surrendering at Appomattox
Keir Starmer. The caption reads: there’s a famous slogan in the United Kingdom
a classified ad for lightly shat pants
A gif from the film Hellraiser, in which the character Pinhead says “We have such sights to show you.”
a crudely-drawn graph illustrating that the degree of Ed Miliband has fallen and risen since 2014 while the degree of chaos has steadily increased
a photo of lightly shat pants for sale
The sitcom character Father Ted shows a diagram illustrating the difference between dreams and reality
The Mamdani font blasphemed to a Margaret Thatcher reference, saying “the lady’s not for turning”
Groundskeeper Willie vowing that “if elected mayor, my first act will be to kill the lot of you, and burn your town to cinders”
text from Albert Burneko's article in Defector titled: What Can't a President Do? "the legal status of any presidential action must necessarily reside at some unknowable point between those saying it's a crime and those saying it's not."
Joe Louis stands over Max Schmeling in their 1938 bout
Muhammad Ali standing over a knocked-out Sonny Liston
Paul Whitehouse as Rowley Birkin QC
Kent Brockman: a chilling vision of things to come
a quote from Greg Sargent's New Republic article on Stephen Miller's theory of expanding authoritarian rule, and JB Pritzker and Gavin Newsom's response. It reads: It’s not clear many Democrats understand this. Some Democrats have confided to reporters that they see this topic as a “trap” enticing them into a losing debate about crime.
A headline which says that the Texas Longhorns football program will have a special guest at their upcoming game against Oklahoma
The University of Montana football helmet, which features a bear that looks like it’s having a heart attack, or fleeing a flight of bees
Seth Bullock advises Al Swearengen that there's blood on his floor in Deadwood
response to Mayor Quimby calling the people of Springfield a bunch of fickle mush-heads
Arkansas head coach Sam Pittman