Frank

@frankspicer.bsky.social

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Oh, I don't know. Maybe...

Movie poster of the film The Incredible Shrinking Woman with a tiny Lily Tomlin riding on the shoulder of a gorilla
Me wearing eclipse glasses
Moka coffee maker
Thin based 🍕 pizza with anchovies and olives and cheese and tomato.
8 young people standing and kneeling for a trophy presentation photo.
Dundee cake. A rich dark fruit cake with almonds on top.
Green poster with white writing showing that The Greens won the by-election in the East of Margate taking it from ReformUK with 38.8% to 33.1%. Labour came 4th with 10.4%.
An orange and white tower by the sea surrounded by scaffolding
A view of Cliveden House in Buckinghamshire. A stately home with extensive gardens above the Thames.
2 frozen double cheeseburger pies
The hot plate of the egg machine with egg white and scorch marks
The specials board in a pub that reads: Today's Specials (AKA) Nelson Mandela £0.00
Me with a beard and shades and an unknown beautiful woman
Yul Brynner with hair in 1959
Haggis neeps and tatties.
My old Dad in his 90s, a baldy man sat in his armchair wearing a check shirt and reading I Know Why The Caged Bird Sings
A grey and white cat curled up asleep on a cushion.
A shiny hotplate base of an egg machine.
Breakfast with 2 poached eggs, 2 bacon, 2 hash browns, 1 tomato, marmite toast and 73 baked beans
My Dad in a black wool jacket, leaning on his walking stick in front of a neon sign that says "You wanna pizza me?"
A large plastic owl 🦉
Ham, eggs,chips and roasted tomatoes.
Boeuf bourgogne, dauphinous potatoes, cumin roast carrot and sprouts and panchetta.
A bottle of Chablis Premier Cru with a roaring log fire
A very good looking man with cropped hair, leather jacket and jeans astride a BMW motorcycle.
Middle aged white guy holding a monster oyster
A oair of tiny teeny twins in a cot together, one under a blue blanket, one under a pink one with a few sweet stuffed toys at the head of the cot.
A huge pot of pea and ham soup so thick that you can stand a spoon up in it
The same picture but the right way up
Eggs, bacon, marmite toast and tomatoes
The Pink Panther slumped on the bar in front of a beer.
2 packs of red Leicester mini cheddars, a gold pocket watch and a stainless steel collapsible wine glass
5 tangerines, a plum that won't ripen and 1200 googly eyes.
Fat bloke with a grey and white cat on his lap holding a glass of port and brandy on his massive gut.
My face with a lot of ketchup on it.
Me in a grey top stood behind my 2 metre tall stuffed Pink Panther who is sat on a barstool, leaning on the bar in front of his bottle of beer, NYE 2000/1 in Haarlem.
Me looking really happy with my friend Mandy over 35 years ago. I have luxurious dark curls and am wearing a pink loose knit jumper and she has a blue floral dress under a blue cardigan. We are still close all these years later.
Sicilian gelato zuppa inglese (English soup) An icecream with multi-coloured candied fruit.
Me with longish curly hair wearing a short sleeved shirt and jeans, wasted to fuck sitting next to my lovely girlfriend wearing a leather jacket and fabulous tights, looking as sexy as I've ever seen her.
The Waverley. A paddle steamer with 2 funnels. Packed with passengers.
A water colour of a hare looking through a sea of wild flowers.
As above but not many snacks left
A bowl with 2 plums, a nectarine and 3 manky looking flat peaches surrounded by salty snacks.
An Osokool 'fridge'. A block of chalk, hollowed out with a door in the front and a shallow indent in the top. You pour water in the top which cools the interior by evaporation. Originally designed for 1960s VW campers it's great for keeping milk and cheese cool and of course Christmas puddings.
A £2 scratchcard winning £100
7 UKIP supporters ( and a dog) being escorted across Margate main sands by 5 police officers
Little bags of red Leicester mini cheddars
Original curry Pot Noodle with Frazzles on the top.
Flyer for a demo against UKIP in Margate
My black and white cat, Tommy, sat on the concrete drive looking like butter wouldn't melt. Hard as nails that boy.
A piece of Baron Bigod Suffolk cheese
A once lush area of greenery A lovely wilderness
3 pieces of Soreen malt loaf with lashings of butter and crabapple jelly with red fruits that I made last autumn
A selfie of two friends with big smiles.
Baron Bigod Suffolk brie style cheese in a wooden box with some bananas, plums and a fig
A 'Your turn is' ticket stub with B00 on it.
A mostly bald 90 something year old man eating a magnificent knickerbockerglory with a slightly smug looking face on.
Me sat in a field near Blandfors wearing a blue shirt under a chunky cardigan, I have untidy dark curly hair and am unshaven.
A pack of antelope steaks
My Dad eating a knickerbocker glory.