freaklenuts

@freaklenuts.bsky.social

122 Followers 76 Following

Somewhere to show off my selfie collection- some old, some new. Don’t make it the bad kind of weird 🔞 https://ngl.link/ficklenuts https://ko-fi.com/ficklenuts https://throne.com/ficklenuts

A middle aged woman with ridiculous hair smirking in the shower
An image that says: Miss your freak, js
An image that says: No you don't smell bad Phew was my sigh of relief that you still had your body
An image that says: phew
An image that says: lovely to see you back on here again
An image that says: missed seeing your beautiful body
A middle aged woman who is clearly very bad at making the bed
An image that says: I thought you were gorgeous from just your main feed avatar, but holy moly!! On a scale of 1 to 10, you're like 100! Goodness gracious!!
Getting all squeaky clean before I climb between my cozy, freshly-washed flannel sheets
Me as Saint Blankethead the Lazy, patron saint of playing video games in bed all day
My fishnets ripped- oops!
An image that used to say "i'd quite like to bury my head between your thighs and eat you out while watching you squirm and writhe and arch your back before me" now poorly edited to say "i'd quite like to buy you tacos and eat tacos while watching you play video games and beat the level before me"
Me relaxing on my bed and clearly in need of a hairbrush and deep conditioning treatment
A cute little seedless watermelon
Me reclined on my bed after a shower shortly before changing my hair color
An image that says: are you more submissive or dominant?
A pic of me wearing one of my friends' designs
An image that says: Did you ever do any modeling?
An image that says: Between your jokes and your breasts lie a reason for me to keep going. Very corny I know but idk, you're great and I have an embarrassing virtual crush on you.
An image that says: Billig crush on you
An image that says: ITS VALERIAN I'M CONFESSING THAT YOU'RE NEAT AND ALSO THAT IM HIGH AND I CANT FIND ONE SHOE
An image that says: Good angle or good filter? You can only choose one.
An image that says: You don't like reading smut? How do you generally get your rocks off?
An image that says: Are you as horny as the rest of bluesky?
An image that says: you seem really nice :)
An image that says: You're funny and sexy and smart, and you're cats are adorable!
An image that says: I confess that I'm looking forward to being friends with you. Youre a badass lady
An image that says: I'd love to see more pics of you in pantyhose. I'm a guy who likes wearing pantyhose myself.
An image that says: New girlfriend is very interested in having sex, but after a bad previous relationship im terrified
An image that says: Fishnets make me crazy
An image that says: I'd like to apply as a candidate for "interested but too far away to actually be useful".
An image that says: I'm curious to see your nipples
An image that says: I have 2 FWB or MWB on here ;)
An image that says: I regret not being a bit more wild/taking risks when l was younger. Certainly gonna help my kids understand that they're only young once and to make the most of it.
An image that says: Your face and hair make me want to steal your air out from your lungs by way of our tongues
An image that says: Funny. Smart. Cute. You, Miss, are hot as fuck. Total arm candy.
An image that says: i like how i look naked even though I don't look like anything special
Me wearing a lacy red thing- as one does
An image of me braless and wearing a tank top, taken from a low angle
Me with a pair of my gaming glasses on and wearing my SpongeBob SquarePants sports bra that is struggling for its life but seems otherwise content
An image that says: Why is hot? How is sexy? Who is love?
An image that says: Do u think coleslaw is cool?
An image that says: Would you rather freak in the sheets or score in the outdoors? I'm an outdoorsy kinda guy personally, but mosquitoes biting my nads kinda makes me wanna go inside.
An image that says: No question, just want to make sure you're having a good day!
An image that says: I'm so happy you've got this alt cos you're funny af and hot as hell, which is enough to make me weak
A screenshot of my profile having 69 followers
Me laying around in boxer briefs and a tank top
A boring middle aged cat lady taking a shower. Not pictured: the cat standing outside the shower meowing her little head off