Fred Hiker

@fred.cuddly.top

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(He/Him) Friendly neighborhood pervert Sex+ Pan Polyam Divorced dad Liberal AF IT desk jockey Lazy hiker-biker-kayaker DMs open #PayForPorn

A picture, likely photoshopped, of a weathered looking old pub sign outside of a old Elizabethan building, with green panel and yellow edging. No text on the sign, just a picture in the style of medieval manuscripts with a two legged, nude lower half-body, nothing above the waist, with a face over the buttocks, and short trumpet out the anus. Title of the picture 'Blow It Out Ya Arse', origin unknown.
A bunch of pelicans hanging out around an empty berth at the marina, waiting for who knows what.
Fuzzy tabby cat curled up asleep in bed very cozy.
GIF image from Monty Python's The Holy Grail where one of the pages is stabbed, but mouthig I'm Not Quite Dead, Sir, which is overlayed on the image as a meme.
Fluffy tabby cat, laying on their back on the bed and relaxing while getting belly scratches and rubs.
Fluffy tabby cat, sitting on the wind sill, backlit by the morning sun, and looking into the room towards the camera.
Fuzzy tabby cat curled up awkwardly on the bed next to my hairy pale leg.
Fluffy tabby cat, cozy on flannel fall themed sheets, cuddling in bed before she naps yet again.
Selfie of the poster, early 50s white cis male, with a trimmed beard and glasses, smiling. Scene is at night, in front of a lit up fir tree, with blurry holiday lights in the background.
Fluffy tabby cat, laying on top of the blankets, stretched out and napping.
Fuzzy tabby cat curled up and looking sleepy on the edge of the bed, with wrinkled red striped sheets.
Cheap plastic trophy with a gold winged figure on top of a multi-colored pedestal with a plaque along the bottom that says "CONGRATS ON ADULTING"
Fluffy tabby cat, looking up at the camera, from her nesting spot laying in an open dresser drawer of clothes.
Fluffy tabby cat, curled up asleep on the bed, half covered in a blanket.
Fluffy tabby cat, back to the camera, perched on the window sill, between the curtains and the sliding glass, looking out the open part of the window.
Close up of tabby cat, standing on the edge of the bed and getting petted, while looking toward the camera.
Fluffy tabby cat curled up on the bed and falling asleep.
Fluffy tabby cat halfway curled on the bed, awake and eyes looking down, more grumpy than relaxed.
Fluffy tabby cat looks at the viewer, while she comfortably lounges between their legs, as they sit on a recliner.
Overhead view of a fluffy tabby cat, looking up at the camera, waiting on a faux-aged, black and white, patterned rug.
Orange and gray sunset picture over Alamitos Bay, with silhouettes of a docked lifeguard boat, and palm trees in the background.
Handsome gentleman sporting a plum velvet suit jacket over a collarless black shirt, charcoal slacks and shiny black loafers.
Fluffy tabby cat curled up on a chair and looking up at the picture taker.
Still shot from 1994 movie Stargate with Kurt Russell and James Spader in the alien temple surrounded by guards.
Back pair of kitty feet and a tail sticking out from under a light green blanket on the bed, rest of the kitty is hidden under covers.
Fluffy tabby cat, sitting on top of the bedcovers, leaning into owner's hand for head scritches behind the eat, eyes closed with content.
Fuzzy tabby cat, halfway curled up and asleep on top of the blankets in bed.
Outdoor selfie to celebrate the start of Spring
Fuzzy tabby cat snoozing on the edge of the bed, head snuggled up on the blankets as a pillow.
Fluffy tabby cat, taking a nap atop a perch next to the window, with legs and tail dangling off one side.
Fluffy tabby cat staring at the camera on a dimly lit bed with the early morning light in the window behind her.
Fluffy tabby cat cuddling in bed purring while enjoying belly rubs.
Picture of sleeping tabby cat, curled up on the edge of the bed, snuggled against my leg.
Chubby tabby cat named Serena, snoozing on my footrest between my legs while I watch TV.
Photo of actress Hannah Waddingham in pseudo-doctor who attire of long coat and skirt with multi-colored scarf and fedora hat, seated next to actress Juno Temple in fuzzy pink coat coat looking much like a companion character
Picture of two novelty calendars, side by side. Left is titled Nature's D*ck with an image of a phallic rock formation, and right is titled Nature's Butts and has an image of a tree base with a wide double bubble shape.
Collage of four different pictures of fuzzy tabby cat
Screenshot of part of post mentioning use of gmail address not company emial.
Cover art image of Disintegration album by The Cure from 1989
Picture of Balconi Choco Dessert, an imported Italian cake with chocolate cake, layers and coating.
A picture of white strands of holiday lights lit up along the length of the pier in Manhattan Beach CA, against a night black background of the water, running from nearest on the right to distant on the left, ending with a Christmas tree sculpture in green and red lights, perched atop the aquarium building.
Medium sized calico cat asleep on a couch seat recently vacated by cat dad.
Fluffy, medium sized, female calico cat sitting on the window sill and looking at the photographer, likely hoping to be fed soon.
Sunset colors on clouds over a dark stretch of beach in Venice, CA with silhouette of lifeguard station and people.
Low setting sun partially hidden by clouds over California beach with two people in the distance by a lifeguard tower.