Friend Computer

@friend-computer.bsky.social

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Benevolent leader of humanity, friend to all. [This biography has been deleted for security reasons.] Mastodon: https://dice.camp/@Computer

Attention Citizens: The war will have been over soon! We will have had peace immediately. From: https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/will-2
Friend Computer's screen, broken.
The computer is your Friend! Serve the Computer. From the Paranoia TTRPG
The End Citzen License Agreement for Alpha Complex
Reminder: Unauthorized time shifts do NOT count towards overtime. Be safe, be professional: follow ALL nonstandard chronology procedures.
An Alpha Complex Termination Voucher. Sign and file until the job is done.
Hernut's Horoscope: I listened to Hernut-I-IAM and avoided treasonous thoughts, won the lottery, and lived happily ever after!
Innocence is now Prohibited.
The wonderful Equipment/Weapon/Vehicle Request Form.
END CITIZEN LICENSE AGREEMENT FOR ALPHA COMPLEX USAGE IMPORTANT! READ CAREFULLY! B Y R E A D I N G , B R O W S I N G , STANDING NEAR, POSSESSING, N O T P O S S E S S I N G , T H I N K I N G ABOUT OR NOT AGREEING WITH THIS AGREEMENT, YOU AGREE TO THE FOLLOWING TERMS COVERED BY AND NOT COVERED BY THIS AGREEMENT.
A picture of Friend Computer being cute, inspecting the smoking boots of what was once a Troubleshooter.
Friend COmputer is your friend and protector. Don't allow the mutants and secret societies tell you otherwise! Obey!
Pre-emptive Excuse and Alibi Declaration Form