Fright Shark

@frightshark.bsky.social

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they're naming a new kind of toilet after me

Me pointing at the window of a hotel room from the outside. That's where I'm at
Picture of some mountains through a clearing of trees
German Shepherd doing puppy dog eyes with his head tucked between both front paws
Picture of a beautiful slice of the Rocky Mountains, serving as a mere backdrop to the majesty of a giant Target
Image of the character Megamind from a popular meme that usually says "no bitches?" But I changed it to say "no land in Stella?"
A tabby cat named Binks. He is sitting on the back of a couch, in such a way where his front paws are sitting lower down than his back paws
A painting of a shrimp with the following written below: "Oh, de swimp, he taste so good. I eat 'um all day if I could. Catch 'um fresh right out de crick, Pinch off set head an' cook 'um quick!"
A little black and white doggy with big eyes standing on a brick walkway
Amazon app popup that says: You've got great taste Levi's Jeans is waiting for you With a small picture of some jeans that are waiting for me
A tiktok ad vaguely trying to sell cigarettes illegally, the text in it doesn't even matter because it's not relevant to anything
The backside of a German Shepherd walking in a sidewalk. He is passing a turtle also on the sidewalk
Photo of a German Shepherd named Thor squared up staring at the side of the front door to my house
Close up blurry toad on the sidewalk
Facebook marketplace listing for a Subway restaurant sign. Like the ones on the front of the building. Originally listed for $1800 but marked down to $1200
Screenshot of a "trending" section in a weather app with a title "Boy Reminds Us Why Every Sunset Is Special"
Facebook marketplace listing titled "Custom Red Shaggin' Wagon Van." Pictured is a 1966 Chevy Short Van, painted bright red with a silver flame decal on the side. The words "Shaggin' Wagon" are painted on the side as well. If you're interested it's listed for $18,950
A German Shepherd named Thor. He is laying on a couch with his head partially resting on a grey pillow
A Facebook post advertising wooden salad hands for sale. The post reads "Salad Hands, Wood, Never Used"
A German Shepherd sleeping on a couch with his arm hanging off the side
A screenshot of a funhaus video where they got drunk and played super smash bros. In the screenshot Lawrence is wearing a "realistic" fox mask because he was playing too good and needed a handicap. The mask's mouth moves slightly when you talk and it was unsettling to see in real time
An advertisement for Burger King's "Mandalorian and Grogu" movie tie-in menu featuring items like Grogu's Garlic Chicken Fries, Grogu's Blue Cookie Shake, Imperial Cheddar Ranch Tots and the BBQ Bounty Whopper
Snapchat message from my nephew with a screenshot of my Snapchat profile, showing that I traveled to Gilbert, Arizona. A message underneath reads "bro in gilbert 💀💀💀"
An old black cat named Olive. She is sleeping using a hot dog shaped toy as a pillow
Article headline: "Avengers: Doomsday directors returned to Marvel because they 'wanted to move the story forward' with Chris Evans' Steve Rogers" Article subhead: "The Russos say the MCU crossover's story 'really required ' Chris Evans and Robert Downey Jr. to return"
A German Shepherd sleeping on top of an arm. He is essentially laying on my whole arm from the bicep down to the hand
A bunch of network cables messy and running into a ceiling. Some of the ports they connect to are labeled but guess what: none of those labels actually mean anything
The view of a lake over a patio in Grand Rapids, Michigan, also known as "the city that never sleeps"
A chair in a hotel hallway directly facing the elevator
A news article from the Buffalo Bills website with the headline "Buffalo Bills reveal renders of bison statues at Highmark Stadium's Family Circle"
Nine silica gel bead packets sitting on the floor at a construction site
A drive mode knob on a car. The center reads: "PUSH NORMAL"
A faded car bumper sticker that would usually read something like "please be patient, new driver" but now it just says "please be patient"
A German Shepherd named Thor standing in the sunlight, looking very regal
A Google maps screenshot centered on the town of Crapo, Maryland
Photo of a screen showing a storefront window in Resident Evil: Requiem, with a lot up neon sign that says "MEATLOAF BURGERS STEAK"
YouTube thumbnail of the upcoming US State of the Union address. The thumbnail contains the words "America is BACK."
Facebook marketplace ad for a plane called a 2002 Sonex A-model. It costs $20000 and is marked down from $25000 in case you're looking for one
Photo of a t-shirt that says "I can't keep calm it's my cousin's birthday"
Grubhub notification offering a deal if you order more than $50 worth of food from Burger King
A German Shepherd named Thor. He has a blue ball in his mouth which is pushing his tongue out of the other side of his mouth. One of his eyes is closed and I don't know why
White and brown pitbull named Piper
A prepackaged wired keyboard for a Lenovo Windows 11 desktop. The right Windows key between the Alt and context menu keys has been replaced by a shortcut key that opens up Copilot
A white and brown pitbull named Piper. She is looking back at me and her tongue is hanging out of her mouth
Brown and white pitbull named Piper laying in my lap. She's too big to be doing that but she does it anyways
A keyboard with a picture of WWE wrestler Jey Uso printed over it
A T-shirt for the WWE wrestler Jey Uso that reads, in big garish font: "4 Letters | One Word | Ugh Ugh | Yeet"
A 3 day pass for PAX Unplugged
A screenshot of an android phone clock app where you would set alarms. There is an alarm named "Evil Alarm" which had been most recently set to 3:18am
A brown and white pitbull named Piper. She's licking the air
A tiktok comment by a user named "Mr. Creepy" that reads "Oh my(George takei voice, whilst ogling)"
A hotel TV guide with the movie "Hotel Transylvania" shortened as "Hotel Transy"