Frownward Frog

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Emperor of the Universe RVA Indoor cat He / him

Katie Hobbs and Andy Biggs sitting next to each other at some outdoor event. Both are wearing sunglasses
A quick doodle of Jesse Pinkman from Breaking Bad, as played by Aaron Paul. The head of a white guy with a giant forehead. He has short hair that starts as a point down his forehead and widens out to cover the back half of his head. It continues into a beard and mustache. He has a tiny nose and just dots for eyes and he says biiiiiiitch
Johnny from the movie Airplane, the scene where he’s supposed to comfort a woman but instead insults her outfit and walks away
Photo of a tire. The nozzle where you add air has a metallic red tip that looks like a vape
Tubi’s tile for the movie Wholly Moses. Wholly is spelled as in entirely, not as in sacred. Laraine Newman, Dudley Moore, and Dom DeLuise smile at something off screen to the right. Richard Pryor wears a pharaoh’s headdress. John Ritter is up in the corner dressed as the devil, all in red with horns, a cape, and a pitchfork.
People melting into puddles of lava. I put curly lines over them to indicate smoke, but they can double as stink lines since I bet people melting into biological magma smells awful
Doodles labeled “breakfast at the hotel”. A white guy in a polo shirt with flushed cheeks chews with his eye closed, captioned “ruddy man solemnly eating eggs”. A laughing guy in glasses captioned “yuckster with spiky hair who looks like my college friend”. A lady in ath-leisure looking down captioned “influencer-inspired lady checks her phone while her boyfriend refills his juice” An old person in a baseball cap with flaps that come down the sides holding a racket captioned “old people playing pickleball while the heat melts younger passersby into lava men.” Behind him the sun wears shades and has an angry expression and gives two middle fingers
Shang Tsung from the Mortal Kombat movie saying “your soul is mine”
Screenshot of a text conversation. My daughter why do babys clothes have pockets they have no goals or dreams ??? Me HAHAHAHA Her LIKE IM GENUINELY ASKING LOL Me Get it together, babies! Her literally go contribute ANYTHING Me Pull yourself up by your bootie straps
Gregg from On Cinema from their 13th Oscar special. He’s wearing angel wings for reasons that any Gregg-head will already know
My cat laying on his side on the floor, bending backwards real far
Aunt May asks Peter a bunch of questions: Okay, okay, okay... HOW do you find these people you beat up? (Which I don't approve of, by the way.) Where did that costume come from? How do you shoot web things?
Mega Maid from the movie Spaceballs
Screenshot of an NBC News article. It says: Roughly half of those in Wednesday's crowd of more than 1,000 wore Trump's slogans or likeness on their clothes. For them, America's 250th birthday was secondary to an opportunity to see the president. "This is my 116th Trump rally," said Edward X. Young of Brick, New Jersey. "I believe in President Trump."
Photo of a large white machine, vaguely rocket shaped, with lights on it. A headline says: OHIO FIRES ROBOT COP AFTER 10 MONTHS OF FAILING TO ARREST A SINGLE PERSON
A large spiral made of branches from thickets that grows taller as it gets to the center
Three doodles of Don Rickles. Just trying to get the shapes down. The first one is only like 15 lines and it’s the best. As I add curves and dimples and shadow it gets progressively worse
A black and white frog type cartoon ghost doing a goofy dance in the 1930 short “Swing You Sinners”. It’s got the classic bendy noodle arms and giant feet. There’s also some fireworks that is drawn more like ribbon
Cover of the comic book adaptation of Giraffes on Horseback Salad. Drawings of Groucho, Harpo, and Chico appear over a drawing of Salvador Dalí typing on a flaming typewriter. Groucho is riding a swan and there are large purple tentacles entwined around all four of them
A box of Feel Good brand pancake balls. They’re covered in glistening syrup. The box also says banana bread and a banana is kind of phallic shaped haw haw haw haw haw
A big, round hump of dirt in a construction site with orange plastic fence around it
Photo of a box turtle with an alarm expression like McConnell always has. Maybe because me, an idiot, had a camera up in its face
Screenshot showing some of the topics of books that came up in a library catalog search for Dadaism. The topics are: Chemistry tables. Childbirth. China, subtopic history, subtopic fiction. Christian fiction. Christian life. Cinematography subtopic special effects, subtopic data processing. Conduct of life.
A doodle of Stephen Fry in a suit and tie, a veil over the bottom half of his face, and bare feet. He’s dancing while holding a second veil behind his head. The third through seventh veils are sticking out of his suit’s pockets.
The word fell, but the letter E is tipped over like the dell logo
From xkcd, a map of the United States with the state borders edited to be more pleasing and logical. Oklahoma’s panhandle is stretched to Nevada. Long Island I’d given to either New Jersey or Connecticut. Alaska’s islands on the southeast side go to Canada. Delaware gets the whole peninsula to its south from Maryland and Virginia. The northwest, disconnected chunk of Michigan is now part of Wisconsin. And several more similar edits
Photo of my bathroom that we painted a dark reddish purple. Plum isn’t quite the right name for it, but it’s better than naming it after some kind of wine. Anyway, there’s a bracelet with a big onyx (I think) oval, a cloudy crystal orb, a smaller clear one, an old orange candleholder that puts cool shadows on the wall that was my mom’s, a few crystals, a small abstract painting by a friend of ours, a landscape of a desert mountain with the moon behind it, and a small print of a woman in black and orange
A carton of Hood brand heavy cream
The Chats playing their song “Smoko” on a beach in their music video. I circled a comment where someone said, “This is the most Australian thing since that surfer punched a shark”
An absurdly cute dik-dik, which is like if you put a deer in the dryer and it shrank
Screenshot of Bill Murray in Groundhog Day. He’s drunkenly listing rules you’re expected to follow, then says, Oh yeah! Don’t drive on the railroad tracks.” (Not pictured: One of the guys he’s driving replies that’s a rule he agrees with.)
Cover of volume 2 of a comic called The mushroom Knight. A skinny mushroom guy with a red mushroom cap with white spots is riding on a saddle on a frog. Another mushroom guy in a black hood carries an ax. There’s a couple of little well-dressed blue people with pointy ears like an elf. There’s also a little guy with a fuzzy blue circle for a head. There’s also a guy totally covered in a fuzzy white outfit which I think it another type of fungus. Finally, there’s a blue women in like a tunic who looks like a blue druid. You find out she leads some kind of high up group among the mushroom people, blue people, etc. In the background is the nearby Philadelphia skyline, where the human girl lives
Melania Trump in the infamous “I really don’t care, do u?” jacket
Image from the stop motion TV special “The Year Without a Santa Claus”. The Heat Miser looks at the Snow Miser as the Snow Miser sings his dumb little song
Picture of Nikolai Gogol next to a quote from his book “Diary of a Madman”: The 86th of Martober: What is a director that I should stand up before him... I was most amused when they slipped me a paper to be signed. They thought I'd write "Chief Clerk So-and-So". ... Not a chance! In the central place, where the director of the department signs, I dashed off: "Ferdinand VIII."
Spider-Man and Superman are trapped in some kind of cave or rubble. Spider-Man says, “What’re y—? Are you X-raying me?! I don’t wanna be X-rayed!” Superman replies, “I need to make sure you’re not hiding kryptonite in your utility belt.” Spider-Man yells, “WHAT KINDA LUNATIC HIDES KRYPTONITE IN A UTILITY BELT?!”
Two ghosts in ghost electric chairs (I guess electric chairs have souls?) from Ghostbusters 2: The Secret of the Ooze Part 3: The Reckoning
Screenshot from a Bible website. The text says: Some Boys Make Fun of Elisha 23 Elisha went from that city to Bethel. He was walking up the hill to the city, and some boys were coming down out of the city. They began making fun of him. They said, "Go away, you bald-headed man! Go away, you bald-headed man!" 24 Elisha looked back and saw them. He asked the LORD to cause bad things to happen to them. Then two bears came out of the forest and attacked the boys. There were 42 boys ripped apart by the bears. 25 Elisha left Bethel and went to Mount Carmel and from there he went back to Samaria.
Bon Scott on stage holding a microphone and looking at the audience
Screenshot of a post and reply. The post is a screenshot from Twitter in 2022. It says, “Lol the same executive at nbc greenlit fear factor and the apprentice, setting an unbelievable sequence of events in motion”. The reply says, “He was also the same guy that mishandled the Leno / Conan debacle and was in charge of CNN during the 2010s. So you know you’re dealing with a guy with a magic touch.”
Drawing of Maverick, I assume from the 90s, because Maverick is one of those eternally 90s characters, like Shatterstar or Spawn. He wears yellow body armor and carries a big pistol with a laser sight because 90s. His yellow metal mask covers his face except for his mouth and chin. There’s no bend in it to allow for his nose, so he must sound nasal and weird. Also, if you have a solid sheet of armor on your face, there’s no give to it. So if someone hits you in the face, it’s really going to hurt. What a dope
An image of the Declaration of Independence, with the following placed over it in larger, bold text: We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness
A jar of dill weed
Rahm Emmanuel and that ratzi lady from Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade after he drank from the fancy chalice and started his claymation morph into a gross skeleton
Publicity photo of Don Rickles. He has a tiny curl of hair above his forehead, so it must be old. Maybe late Renaissance? He’s looking at the camera with an expression combining anger and amusement. It’s really peculiar. Oh wait, that’s just his face. To quote him, if I had a face like that I’d sue my parents. He’s holding up one finger, to indicate the number of fans he has. I kid! I kid him because I love him, just like Rickles did.
Screenshot from the video. There’s simple drawings of a banana, a cheese pizza, and a stick figure labeled “you”. Each drawing has a note about their respective radioactivity. The banana emits 15 decays per second of the radioactive isotope potassium-40. The pizza emits 45 per second. You emit 3500 per second.
Two Bluesky posts one after the other. The top on is an article called “Smart underwear detects lactose intolerance by tracking your farts” and has a picture of a woman’s lower back, butt, and upper thighs in some pink boxer-briefs. The lower one is a photo of a bunch of people exercising by putting their hands and feet on the ground and raising their butts in the air
Selfie of me in a yellow t-shirt that says “masculinity is what you make it” and dark red sweatpants
Photo of my torso (even more so). I’m wearing a black t-shirt with white letters that say “Big-Time Influencer” You know what’s funny? I’ll tell you a secret. Despite being the dumbest person I know, I’m in Mensa. My old boss once told me, “You’re pretty smart for an idiot.” He warn’t wrong, neither
Photo of my driveway, covered in orange, inch-long strings of pollen from some kind of annoying tree. The picture is about 2 to 1, pollen to pavement