Craigmentation Fault

@frozenexports.net

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Software creation enthusiast, core dumper. Opinions should not be taken to be representative of any company employing me.

A cat leaning out of a lower floor window and looking with an impressive amount of suspicion directly at the camera.
Me standing next to a giant pumpkin on the counter. It's roughly the width of an adult man's torso and spherical.
A case of Scuttlebutt's Big Dumper beer in the local grocery store, celebrating Cal Raleigh's home run prowess. And other uh... assets.
Me guessing NO DICE as an answer to today's NYT Strands puzzle
View from the passenger deck of The Walla Walla, a WA state ferry, as it departs Seattle, heading for Bremerton. High rises of downtown Seattle visible along with the waterfront's Ferris wheel, Ivar's and the surrounding area.
Me in front of open fridge door. Box of girl scout cookies - Samoas no less! - labeled with a sticky note on which "Do not eat!!!" is scrawled in the handwriting of an ungrateful eight year old.
A poster on a public telephone pole in my neighborhood that reads, "DO YOU READ WARRIOR CATS?? You should!" Also includes a brief summary of the series.
Me, mugging, in front of a life-size Super Saiyan Goku statue from the local Asian super market.
Rowdy, a large white shepherd husky cross, wearing a VERY handsome Christmas kerchief. Photo from an angle that makes his legs look about three miles long.
Two strange hand tools. Larger has a hammer handle and weird screwable top. Second looks like a corncob pipe with a thin, flathead screwdriver end where the stem should be.
Ringed notebook with top sheet absolutely covered in a maniacally detailed Thanksgiving planning schedule. Top: menu including turkey, chickpeas cutlets, mashed potatoes, gravy, cranberries, rolls, pies, Brussels and stuffing. Make ahead section: broken down by daily activities for any dish that requires multi-day prep. Bottom half: hand-drawn scheduling grid with rows of timeslots in 15-minute increments and columns with an individual dish in each column. Each square details what needs to happen for that dish during that time period. Columns also include cooking pot requirements to avoid unplanned overlaps. Bottom row simply reads, "EAT!"
Me struggling but holding a giant pumpkin in the air with a happy - nay ecstatic - smile on my face. Spooky season has arrived.
Bus stop trash can with Sharpie'd graffiti reading, "FUCK YO' COUCH!!"
Tacos Fita taco truck
Two backpacks sitting on the floor, fully packed for adventure. 1 kid backpack with bedazzled heart, rainbow keychains and attached hoodie. 1 adult backpack with bunny strapped to outside and attached hoodie.
Big white dog sleeping on bed, head on pillow looking far too relaxed.
Four postcards held like playing cards, non-text side showing. Canary yellow backgrounds with The Goonies character Sloth's head yelling his trademark, "HEY YOU GUYS," greeting.
White shepherd/husky mix smiling and staring off I told the distance. Accompanying, selfie takie human.
Dog curled up at the foot of a bed in a dimly lit room, ears up and alert.
Note in child's handwriting stating confidently and a little ominously that, "the blanket was playing games!"
Less than half of a pile of Thanksgiving leftovers - turkey, stuffing, rolls. It is unlikely the author has the intestinal fortitude to ever eat them all.
Dog looking longing at dinner table full of Thanksgiving feast.
90s-era Mario Maniac badge, text: "Certified Mario Maniac" "NO WARPING" "World 9 Challenge" "The Lost Levels". From a competition Nintendo Power ran.
Giant, white husky retriever cross passed the HELL out on a yoga mat.
Better Bean brand boxed beans: Cuban Black Beans with the "lack Beans" portion of the label obscured.
Drawing by a young human of an eldritch spiral emblazoned with the unsettling question, "WHY DO YOU HAVE BLOOD?" MARKER ON PRINTER PAPER 2023
Photo of home theater screen being grossly misused to play what is arguably the 90s' second best Queen-b-side-inspired Nintendo fantasy strategy classic, Ogre Battle: March of the Black Queen.
Screen grab of Netflix UI showing Legends of the Hidden temple show based on the 90s game show of the same name.
Grizzled Seattle man looking grumpy about the sign behind him which reads, inexplicably "Healthy Street Ends."
Very happy, large, white, husky/shepherd dog leashes to a post labeled "Pet Parking".
Big white shepherd/husky dog stuck halfway into a too small cardboard box