Fru Hallbera

@fruhallbera.bsky.social

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Here to indulge in the kylux goodness

A screenshot of a social media post which says: "Autocorrect has done me the absolute dirty and I can never show my face on campus ever again" followed by an image of an email ending with: All the best, Ethan (he/hung)
A social media screenshot which says: When vampires are portrayed as mainly preying on women that's so unrealistic like I'm sorry but they're too careful especially around strange men. Dudes are much easier. You could literally lurk in a bush in a park at night and call out "whoa look at this fucked up squirrel" and have 3 grown men climb in immediately
A social media post screenshot which says: Did I ever talk abt the time I was at a bdsm club and one of the pups was on all fours and barking and being cute and the dom on the scene was like "hi puppy! Do you do any tricks?" And he said "I can beatbox!" I was like. Doubled pver incapacitated laughing the entire time. He was really good and a bid sweetheart and I felt kinda bad but I couldn't stop thinking "why am I getting the beatboxing puppy unskippable cutscene at the bdsm club""
A bright neon pink sign taped to a bookshelf, with bold, black text in all caps, No clothing allowed in the library.
A screenshot of a social media post which says "I told my wife I think my love language is being criticized and she was like "are you stupid? That's not even a real love language!" and I was like, yeah, that's excatly what I'm talking about
A photograph of a sign on a glass door that says: Use the other door, the frog will attack if you go out through this door. The word frog is clearly photoshopped on the sign. There is an adult goose standing on the outside of the door, looking in.
A social media post which says : meant to say "hold on for a second" and "give me a minute" to a customer and it came out as "hold me for a second" what a monday.
Screencap of a social media post saying: My therapist telling me about anger management resources as if my anger isn't righteous and purifying, like a sword help by an angel
A picture of vegetable bits set in clear jelly, in the shape of eggs and placed in egg cups on a blue and white porcelain tray. They do not look delicious. The caption says: Jellied vegetable easter eggs for those who don't like chocolate
An old colourized photograph where several presumambly women are sitting on a low dais in a row, their upper bodies hidden behind a tarp so that only their legs (clad in stockings and sensible shoes) are showing from their knees down. An English policeman in uniform is looking at them. The caption says A policeman judges an ankle competition in Houlslow, London in 1930.
A sign which says: please have your nuts weighed at register during checkout
A photograph of a note taped to a door, saying: The spider infestation problem is mostly solved
A screenshot of messages sent in grindr. - I hope this isn't strange. I am on here trying to find my son a date - That's actually cute. Tell me about him. - He is a great violinist - I play violin too! My main hobby is competitive chess though - He plays competitive chess... is this Steven? -Mom?!