Fsyco

@fsyco.bsky.social

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Humble porn merchant (of the written variety) | Tsuchinoko Enjoyer | Minors Begone | she/her

Harumi/Maria from Paranoia Agent
Iwa the Tsuchinoko-Woman
A lizard girl from Legend of Krystal vG
The scammer asks me for my budget and i respond with "$10"
Scammer asks if i play PUBG and I respond with "No i only play good games" and an emote of a tsuchinoko wearing glasses
Shiver from Splatoon Raiders dressed as the Phantom of the Opera
Shiver in Splatoon Rairders
"Silence, Monkey Avatar"
Splatoon Raiders showing off Deep Cut
A discord screencap "Okay, so, y'know how Ralsei has red horns, right? <Image of Ralsei> and people conflate that with the red horns that Asgore and Toriel bought for Kris as a child? I think that's a red herring. Because do you know what else has red horns? The FreeBSD Logo!! <Image of the FreeBSD logo> RALSEI IS FREEBSD!" There is a laugh reaction on the final sentence because my theory is great
Neofetch screenshot of a FreeBSD virtual machine
A screenshot of FreeBSD with KDE Plasma
Bangul from The Greatest Estate Developer
Chiitan liking the above post
Lindsey Graham's Wikipedia page but it says "Lady Graham" and "First Lady of the United States"
A tsuchinoko wearing dealyboppers flying a UFO through space. An alien girl clings for dear life to the back.
Create a machine to thrash your own ass
Nanako with a thousand yard stare
Tsuchinoko doin the "silly me" face from K-on
"Well, c'mon! Aren't you gonna touch them?" She sounds a little annoyed. Oh no, I'm fucking this up. I can tell. "I thought you Americans were really horny!" I'm not really feeling it, but I guess I have a reputation to uphold. I find my mind wandering while I'm trying to do stuff with Mugi. Hey, you know what's weird? You never see titfucks in movies, right? I mean, like, non-porn stuff. You see blowjobs in movies, you see sex in movies, there's even a few movies and tv shows with footjobs, but not any with titfucks. That's kinda weird, right? That's gotta be more mainstream than feet. Is it the positioning? Is it just hard to fake the camera angle if you aren't making porn? Mugi does have nice tits, I just need something to focus on to distract me from the awful hentai dialogue coming out of her mouth, while I, uh, well, you know. Eventually she gets pretty into it and her dirty talk comes out in Japanese, which sounds a lot better. I'm able to, uh, focus better and… complete my assignment, as it were. "Y'know, in English we call that a 'pearl necklace'." I tell her as I admire my handiwork. "Why- Oh, that's clever." She licks her lips. "Arigato, Maki-chan!~ It's beautiful!" "You're welcome, I think." "I was hoping you had bigger boobs under your jacket." She says out of nowhere, as if that's a normal thing to say. Who says that?? What am I supposed to say in response?? "Uh. Sorry." "I guess real life futanaris don't look like they do in manga, huh?" "I, uh, yeah, I guess." I'm not going to have to keep doing this, am I?
Butter Chicken (but with shrimp)
Panel 1: an unamused woman glaring at someone going "Hey Max! Your bra strap is showing!" Panel 2: Max with a knife and blood om her face going "Hey, I think your guts are showing"
More to the point, the image of the flawlessly appointed submissive housewife many of these men have built up in their minds is usually neither the best-suited match for them nor what they really want, Anderson adds. One of her clients, a Dallas businessman in his early forties, went on several fruitless dates with a string of women, all of whom were, per his request, young, conservative, and Christian. But they never quite clicked, until she matched him with someone who was none of the above. They hit it off, and they’re currently still dating. “It was a real full-circle moment,” she says. “Someone may come to you wanting one thing and then realize the things they thought mattered weren't the most important things to be seeking after all.”
Danger Tsuchinoko
"my story follows two main characters, Ji Sung (a cold, protective strategist/husband) and Goo Anna"
Some cheese curds in a bag
Satou's Aunt from Happy Sugar Life
Chibi Hiruko and Takumi from The Hundred Line: Last Defense Academy
Lotus from 999
My OC Max hugging a tsuchinoko
A jorogumo doing the ojou laugh
"For me, killing feels like what your species does in bed."
"The modern chastity platform. AI keyholder for solo players. Full control for couples. Built by a developer, shaped by the community"
A tsuchinoko singing "TSUCH ME, HOW CAN IT BE? BELIEVE ME, THE TSUCH ALWAYS SHINES ON TV!" in a cathedral. The image is in black and white.
Misshapen star that says "There was an attempt"
The Danger Tsuchinoko picture but the tsuchinoko is saying "Hello, I am Jesus Christ but made out of veterans whose birthdays nobody celebrated. Please give me likes, reskeets, and your social security number.”
"Adventures of An Azeroth Escapee in Eorzea By Fsyco 18+!" And there's an Au Ra in a swimsuit dragging another Au Ra in some robes along a beach
That one Shen comic where he goes "I'm stupid faster"
WE SRAA
"i genuinely do not know if the best answer for society is to continue AI development, slow down, regulate, or something else but the big danger imo is reactionaries clouding the dialog with FUD and made-up “facts”"
"Go away! No boys allowed in the Yuri zone!" Darumi Amemiya from The Hundred Line: Last Defense Academy
A tsuchinoko in a cowboy hat with a sheriff star and a revolver on its tail standing in front of a desert sky The words "SLITHER TEXAS RANGER" are above his head He is billed as "TSUCH NORRIS"
A fungal strider from World of Warcraft: Midnight that looks a lot like those radio tower things from the Horizon games
Me asking a scammer who their favorite Dan da Dan character is and them responding with "Jin Seo yeon"