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i let the dog out the screen door

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EXT. LAWN. DAY SUNNY, a Sunflower, bobs gently back and forth, smiling. She looks over to her left (our right) and sees PEEBS, a Peashooter, firing a pea off to his left about once a second. SUNNY Hey! Peebs! Peebs shoots another pea. SUNNY PEEBS! HEY PEEBS! PEEBS PEEBS PEEBS PEEBS A little busy at the moment, Sunny! SUNNY You ever wonder, you know, what it's all about? PEEBS I try not to. SUNNY Because I've been working on a song that I think sums it up perfectly! PEEBS Please no. SUNNY Please YES! The intro for "Zombies on your Lawn" has been rising, and now --BLACKOUT!-- except for Sunny in a spotlight. SUNNY (singing) "There's a zombie on your lawn, "There's a zombie on your lawn, "There's a zombie on your lawn, "We don't like zombies on our-- Record scratch --end BLACKOUT-- back to the lawn. A ZOMBIE lunges at Sunny and Peebs! ZOMBIE BRAAAAAINZ!
"SCOUTING THE MOUNTAINEERS 'This might be the worst roster in the league. They have some talent, but they're not physical at all. They're really small, especially compared to the old WVU teams.... The defense is legitimately bad. They look like a MAC team compared to the rest of the league, and he [Neal Brown] didn't fire his coaches. He's a really loyal guy, but it's also...'"