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Allied soldiers approaching Normandy Beach
Source: Blade Runner 2049 (2017) Image: A man sits in a room
A guy showing his gf something on the computer
Source: Demolition Man (1993) Image: A futurstic bathroom with 3 seashells instead of toilet paper
Rihanna - Umbrella (Official Music Video) ft. JAŸ-Z
I don't care plus you're straight
You had me in the first half not gonna lie
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Adobe CS2
Joker about to shoot up some finance bros on the subway
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Muting any skeet with the word Odyssey in it
Things you hate to see: that
Aliens dancing
Zoomer broccoli cut
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Cover for Marvel Blood Hunt vol 1
I don't care plus you're straight
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Hasbara posting
Duckman cartoon
2026 NBA Finals
Soccer player protecting his genitals instead of his face
Clothes with words on them
Miss Piggy and Kermit
Animal playing drums at the World Cup Finals in 2026
Stand up comic on a podcast
Doug Baldwin the weird guy from the video
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Miles Fisher as the Drug Dealer in Mad Men
Joan on Mad Men
Peggy Olson on Mad Men
Meme: Don Draper Life Cereal Pitch - https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/don-draper-life-cereal-pitch-parodies Image: A drunk man giving a pitch in a meeting Top Text: Bluesky Bottom Text: Here's a guy who sucks
Meme: Sad Duck
The band Hanson
Freaky shower
A kawaii figure sees 2 people having sex
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Jan Matejko. "The Battle of Grunwald" (1878)
I need the shittiest tweet you have. No, that's too shitty.
Map of Ontario showing wildfire smoke
President Trump on FBI looking on Lindsey Graham's death: "I heard it was clogged arteries. I wish he took better care of himself. He would tell me he had bad back. When that bursts, which it did. I don't see a lot of evil there. There's all sorts of conspiracy theories. FBI is wasting their time."
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Text: Every day I log into work and wait for an email that says "you are in big trouble and we all hate you" Image: A sad Latin boy crying at a table
My pantone birth chart
Nana Visitor as Kira Nerys in Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
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Michael Gladis and Christina Hendricks in Mad Men (2007) Source: The Gold Violin (2008) Image: A man and woman in a 60s office
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Text: You dropped your crown, queen Image: Garbage can lid