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Finely attuned to the whispers of the sea He/him/dear god what is that thing

A bunch of dumb cops trip over each other and eat shit as they flee in panic. One has faceplanted and dropped his taser.
A comic strip called The Confounding Calamities of Judson and Archibald featuring three static panels of two Victorian men conversing illustrated in ink. Archibald is on the left and Judson is on the right. PANEL 1: Archibald: Judson, was that you breathlessly screeching into my tele-phonic answering device? Judson: Indeed it was, Archibald! Forgive my excitement, but I've only recently learned of MPT, or "Multiple Person Theory." A scientific breakthrough! PANEL 2: Archibald: "Multiple Person Theory?" Judson: Yes, yes, it's the theory that instead of just one person hallucinating every other person, that there are in fact multiple different people, each with their own identity! PANEL 3: Archibald: But... but that's... that's just the truth, Judson. Judson: I AGREE! Oh, it feels so good to not be alone! Do you know how many times I've suspected that you and my wife are two different people?? PANEL 4: Archibald: We ARE two different people, Judson! WE ALWAYS HAVE BEEN! Judson: Again, I agree, but for God's sake, keep your voice down! We can't let on to the other SHEEP that we know the truth! These are dangerous times for us enlightened types!
A wojack wearing the mask of someone who is Not Mad, but behind the mask he is desperately mad, perhaps the most mad.
the Nathan Fielder "all my friends are just out of frame" meme
New Amato and the Dootle Dots
Gillian Anderson, a water goddess
Dekkar plays with a whole lot of patriotic business going on. The Dootle Dots are there.
A photo I took of the Sagrada Familia in 2006 during my trip to Spain.
Avery Edison (aedison) tweet: I wrote "I am alive" on a piece of paper and placed it into a photocopier. What I saw next has shocking implications
A comic strip called The Confounding Calamities of Judson and Archibald featuring three static panels of two Victorian men conversing illustrated in ink. Archibald is on the left and Judson is on the right. PANEL 1: Archibald: I say, Judson, what's gotten you all in a huff? Judson: I'll tell you, Archibald - it's the toilet water! They're putting something in it to control us, mold our minds, make us susceptible to their pernicious influence! PANEL 2: Archibald: Who are "they?" Judson: Excellent question, Archibald! They lurk in the shadows, plying their alchemy, utterly ruining the consistency and flavour of our sovereign toilet water with their mind-control chemicals! PANEL 3: Archibald: Judson, for the last time... please don't drink out of the toilet. Judson: Oh, HERE WE GO AGAIN with your WOKE "faucet water" propaganda! GET THEE BEHIND ME, FILTER-SLAVE!!
Make sure you have a working carbon monoxide detector with fresh batteries in your home, or else you might end up posting nonsensical shit like this on main
Liberals hate socialists more than fascists
The fish Dory urges you to keep posting this shit
gnarski (lilgnar) tweet: it's always 2 dumb bitches telling each other "exactlyyyy"
A lion, grimacing and recoiling
Tori Amos - Under the Pink
Joe Rogan, a swollen and chortling lunkhead.
SHITHOLE PLANET
Kate McKinnon sings Hallelujah as Hillary Clinton
Taran Killam whines about what a bad time everybody had when Trump hosted SNL. Bet none of them had the balls to say anything to Lorne about it, though.
The Internet's Most Insane Restaurant Crimes, by wavywebsurf
A white t-shirt that says "Have you thanked a Male Feminist today?"
Aaron Rodericks, BlueSky's head of Trust & Safety, skeets "I was recently reading “Morally Motivated Networked Harassment as Normative Reinforcement” by @alicetiara.bsky.social . A person is accused of violating a community norm, which triggers collective outrage and harassment that also serves as a way for others to reinforce their own group membership."
Album cover for Tears For Fears - Tears Roll Down (Greatest Hits 82-92)
Sassy President James Garfield and his hijinks
HOT TRASH
Sir Eviscerate's classic "Whooooa Black Betty" Pam Ballam tweet
A Black woman ICE agent
Automated email header that says 1 person noticed you - You're getting noticed
At Shush's centre stands a character who is battle-hardened “lizard demon” billionaire - an embodiment of unchecked power and concentrated wealth, his reach extending into the highest levels of political life. He represents what we’re dealing with right now. He sees congressmen, senators, and even probably presidents, as people who answer to him and other billionaires, who don’t think you and I should vote. He’s trying to develop the kind of feudal system we had hundreds of years ago. But it doesn’t look like it once did. We don’t look like we’re in the trenches, in the muck. We have all the cool, digital devices now. So it looks different. But it has the same philosophy.
Lumo, the new Eurovision mascot. A drain clog with Ed Sheeran hair and E.T. eyes. He loves you. This is bad news for you. It's... not a "clean" love.
"I Fuckt All Three Holes In the Mattress and Shit Beside It" by Remco Torenbosch
Tim Heidecker on the ground, pants around his ankles, bald, smeared with tuna salad
Gregg Turkington, in full Michael costume, hosts The Michael Phenomenon game show
Dekkar plays in front of a lot of patriotic setpieces. Multiple patriotic images are superimposed. There are some mascots as well. There's a lot going on.
Tim Heidecker sings a patriotic song
The 2026 On Cinema at the Cinema Oscars special. Tim has a sort of Rivers Cuomo wig, Gregg is dressed as Michael from the movie Michael, Joe Estevez looks crestfallen. Richard Harris is projected on the back screen. It is quite the tableau.
A dumb bell curve graph I made. Blue is bad, green is optimal, red is also bad.
TheCybersmith, an idiot: Birth of a Nation is a misunderstood film, IMO, depiction is not endorsement, and DW Griffith's contributions to cinematography shouldn't be overshadowed by the fact that some people decided to interpret his film as supporting controversial political agendas. cartoon dog gf, who is good: have you seen it? TheCybersmith, a true dunce: Wait, I just found some clips online. That's... look, I'll take Griffith at his word that he wasn't trying to seem borderline-fanatically bigoted, but really man; this could have used a second draft.
Lux Alptraum says "Real talk women can’t have secret second families because being a mom is a full-time job while being a dad is basically a summer internship"
Chilling Scares YouTube video, 28 Minutes of Purely Horrific Information
Everyone's favorite jailhouse screw Ragnarok Lobster says "The Graham Platner thing is just the latest example of Cosplay Socialists trying to build a red-brown alliance."
A cackling skeleton in the cockpit of a fighter jet with top and bottom banners that say FUCK DA TROOPS
A "Frankie Says Relax" t-shirt that has been Photoshopped to say "Frankie Says Enjoy the Camps"
George W. Bush gives a triumphant thumbs-up in front of a Mission Accomplished banner
Guy 1: Ummm hoping this sarcasm Guy 2: Shut da fuck up
a smiling mask over an enraged and weeping crybaby
Craig Scott Valdez (left) and an image of his Snapchat avatar he allegedly used to solicit minors for sexual exploitation. The avatar does not uuuuhhhhh accurately reflect reality, I guess you could say.
"Ethan’s parents decided not to immunize him against measles as they did with his three brothers. Three out of four of them contracted measles. Still, despite Ethan’s ordeal, his mom stands by their decision. “We’re not blaming God for this,” said 35-year-old Kristina. “Yes, it hurts, of course, it hurts. But God has chosen Ethan for a reason. God is doing something, and we're gonna glorify his name regardless."
A yellow and pink Bubblicious gum wrapper - the original 1!
Natalie Wynn (contrapoints) says "This attitude of “well, I’ll vote to stop MAGA but only if I don’t have to compromise any of my values” demonstrates a lack of urgency about the situation that I simply cannot relate to. “We deserve better”—ok. Maybe after we stop the fascist takeover I’ll have emotional space for that."
Old 97's - Too Far to Care
Tim Kellogg stares at you with the deadest eyes that see nothing, understand nothing. Twin tombstones set in the face of a sphinx erected by the universe as a sick monument to emptiness. He also has a bit of a faux-hawk.
A new McDonald's fast food restaurant looking very brutalist
This person's bio reads "Data Science, Linux, Oregon, Ballet, programming, mathematics Let's have a 2nd American Constitutional Convention with 50%+ women. Take a chance on imagining a better world." I have circled the last part for clarity.