42,069/Smoked Out Puppy Dogs

@funnygreen.dog

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tegan cera aka funny greendog. therian jason isbell. weird stonerfur noise. silly puppy :3

Green Dog sticker in the style of the old Green Day logo from 39/Smooth
blurry puppy
mother of make a wish kid who wanted to meet ween: i think i just heard a knock at the door! make a wish kid: omg!!! [kid rushes to door] gene ween: hey! i heard a rumor there's a big Ween fan here who wanted to meet me? kid: [excitement fading, trying to hide disappointment] oh...hi gene!! uh, yeah, it's just- gene: you thought it would be deaner? kid: yeah....i thought it would be deaner.... dean ween coming out from around the corner: did i hear someone say my name? make a wish kid: OH MY FUCKING GOD ITS DEAN WEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
red t shirt with meatwad's face on it
i know you hate to drink alone, pour me one two i hear you crying and i guess i’ve been crying too i heard you calling when you were howling at the moon i’ll paint it red for you explode the sun i want to sink my fangs into everyone bite down so deep that it don’t hurt anymore writhe and thrash around some more i’ll paint it red for you i was an angel with a shattered halo and crooked wings no longer welcome at home i’ve been a blind baby calf that never set its crippled hooves on grass honey i’ve been so alone
that’s me, Funny Greendog!! by @krittertales.bsky.social
human behavior, emotion exacerbated ad-nauseam infatuation incessant exuberant new depressant illogical, reciprocal i made you something but the math was all wrong now you’ll never know how i long to be you perfect shade of blue it all fades away infernal contraption, exhaustion constant profound sense of nausea emasculated repression immaculate new obsession i’m really gonna do it this time
3x3 grid of albums influential to the greendog sound weedeater - god luck and good speed slipknot - slipknot pig destroyer - prowler in the yard hella - hold your horse is bjork - debut laughing hyenas - you can't pray a lie drive like jehu - yank crime limp bizkit - three dollar bill, yall melt-banana - fetch