Mike Wood

@funnyonceaday.bsky.social

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Comedian. Beekeeper. Mathdork. 🇨🇦

Baseball card: Dick Such SENATORS pitcher
Alex Lifeson, Neil Peart, Geddy Lee Band members of RUSH, voted most likely to find new life & new civilisations.
Construction workers wearing fluo vests and hardhats, holding a banner reading "BUTTCON" without an ounce of self-awareness
Actor Rick Moranis, playing Louis Tully in the movie Ghostbusters (1985). Character is wearing a contraption on his head.
Sigourney Weaver and Jonesy the cat on set of the film 'Alien' (1979)
Marvel villain Red Skull, doing his very best Stephen Miller impression.
OG Star Trek huxter Harry Mudd absolutely cannot believe it
My Wayne Gretzky rookie card. Once precious and treasured; now sold.
Paperback cover of "A Canticle For Leibowitz": a monk, a rocket ship, and a mushroom cloud
Face-peeling plastic surgery scene from Star Trek: Insurrection
And what of the writers, the thinkers, and the pundits who cannot separate the great crime of Kirk's death from the malignancy of his public life? Can they truly be so ignorant to the words of a man they have so rushed to memorialize? I don't know. But the most telling detail in Klein's column was that, for all his praise, there was not a single word in the piece from Kirk himself.
Grotesque character Hoggle. He's from the film Labyrinth, and now he is Secretary of Health
Original Star Trek. Bridge of the Enterprise. Uhura at the com station and Scotty in the captain's chair.
Blond man with beard, eyebrows and chest hair all dyed black. He's holding a tube of Just For Men
E.T. and Elliot flying on a 1981 Kuwahara BMX, silhouetted against the Moon
Album cover. U2's "Achtung Baby"
Reichsfuehrer-SS Heinrich Himmler and his entourage visit a POW camp while on a tour of the Eastern Front. The officer second to the right of Himmler is his Chief of Staff, Karl Wolff. Photographer: Walter Frentz, August 1941, Minsk, USSR
Grocery store cooler, full of orange juice.
Robert Redford in a suit 1980s