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a metal sheet with melon seed shaped embossing
a pictute of a cool futuristic city, from the "society if" meme
A screenshot showing my Bluesky labels, which include "Them", "They", and "Will Probably Kill Again". The last one is described as follows: "This is not a judgment one way or another, just a statistical analysis of likely future events."
HR wojak with a shirt that says "I love applicants, but i would never ever ever ever hire one" with stars that say "#1 email ignorer" and "#1 resume trasher" and awards that say "Makes six figures wasting applicants time award" and "ghosted an applicant i had miss work for three interviews award" saying "We should have an answer for you by the end of next week" in front of signs saying "10,735 days since a candidate has been called back" and "Degree in making other people waste their time off" as well as charts that show people hired with a downward arrow and time wasted with an upward arrow
a tweet by Dr. Roberta Bobby that says "I be having theories in the club..."
A still from the movie Terrifier. Art the Clown is covered in blood and pointing at something on the ground outside of the shot.
TRADE OFFER. I receive cross-breeze. You receive a small patch of my floor to get slightly wet
A woman saying "maybe so..."
A tiktok of an older man in a boat with the caption "Me on my way to come out to my wife of 23 years and our 4 kids"
a scene from The Critic. Jay Sherman is tied to a bed with film roll while a woman stands over him
screenshot of a tiktok video showing a shirtless guy in sports shorts. the caption says "things i find cool as a man"
Toss your hair in a machine Get your hair all tangled in the machine
BREVITY IS THE SOUL OF WIT Brevity is the soul of wit. I told half the joke. Repetition legitimizes. I told half the joke twice. Repetition legitimizes. Brevity is the soul of wit except when it’s not, when it’s funnier to go on and on and no one knows when you’re going to stop, like digging down, like digging a grave, like pile after pile of dirt, until the hole is big enough to bury both the dead horse and brevity. Brevity, soul of wit. Poem, wit of soul. Soul, brief. Wit, dead. News at 11. Brevity. Get it? Or should I go on?
a vinyl record called "I don't Hurt Anymore" by Betty Everett
an old neopets forum post that says "wow this place is a freakshow. i dont respect literally any of you people"
my bluesky license. all my stats are 5 out of 5 stars, except Velocity and Veteran are 4 stars.
Danny Devito on Always Sunny. he is holding a knife near his toe and saying "Aah!! Ooh!! Botched toe! I botched that one!! Botched job!!"
panels from wolverine issue 2 (1988), showing Lindsay McCabe and Wolverine talking to a bartender. Lindsay: If it isn't a trade secret, what's in it? Bartender: Little o' this, little o' that-- some gin, some vodka, scotch for kick... Lindsay: Soda for color, plus. Bartender: Yeah, how'd you know? Lindsay: That's Long Island Iced Tea. Rite of passage in high school was getting sick as dogs on that stuff. Bartender: You from around there, sweetie?
the r crumb comic panel about the angry guy on the street. the angry guy has been edited to say "i loathe every manifesto i see on itch.io! lookit that stupid ass-hole!" and the guy he's looking at is a normal game dev
75% Misato, 50% Kaworu, 50% Asuka, 50% Rei, 50% Ritsuko, 40% Gendo, 55% Shinji
Danny Devito as Frank Reynolds. The subtitle has been edited to say "You would have to be a real lowlife piece of shit to read a manifesto."
a picture of Ronny Dobbs, a 5-ish year kid from the game Backyard Baseball. He is smiling politely in a green baseball cap, yellow t-shirt, and pink shorts.
a tumblr post that says "World Population : 7,810,521,683 just in case somebody start feelin too important" and another user replies "7,810,521,683 and me" with a picture of a precious little smiling baby monkey doll wearing a pink headband and posing sweetly.
A picture of Willem Dafoe looking into the distance wistfully. The caption at the top reads "There's people in the world"
A photo of a building with the sign "Beardmore Building". The caption says "What if we kissed at the beardmore building... and we both had beards 😳😋"
The Tiger by Nael, age 6 From They're Singing a Song in Their Rocket The tiger He destroyed his cage Yes YES The tiger is out
a poster for the 1951 film "Bedtime for Bonzo", starring Ronald Reagan and Diana Lynn. The cover shows a smiling Reagan and a chimpanzee, arm in arm.
the predator handshake meme where a protein guy and an oviposition enthusiast are agreeing that "you can put eggs into basically anything"
a sticker on my car that looks like the mudflap girl but it's a fat guy instead
a selfie of me (white) in a garden with cool lights
A picture of some type of eel or flat fish that looks like it's smiling pleasantly. the top text reads "YEP" and the bottom text reads "I'M NUTS"
a skinless bloody guy with a smile that looks eerily similar to Dan Hentschel's
eastern tube nosed bat
BEFORE the rest of this song's lyrics start ANYONE WANT TO rock right now
Lara Croft (in a ponytail) standing on a large rock, staring into the sunset. She has a bow and arrow over her shoulder, and she is holding a gnarly-looking pickaxe.
a photo of the top of a Gatorade bottle. the plastic cap on top sort of looks like a cage with bars
A diagram of the human uterus, showing the vagina, cervix, endometrium, myometrium, body of uterus, broad ligament of uterus, ligament of ovary, fundus, fallopian tubes, fimbriae, ovary, and ovarian cortex.
A set of simple black and grey lines that sort of vaguely capture the shape of the LOL rage face
A picture of some kind of hair clip being put into short hair. The caption says "Hair gripper for men".
a photo of a faux-stone frog statue holding a pot above its head and standing on one leg. it's for sale at homesense
a tweet by @ali_sivi that says "hitting people with my citibike because queer joy is an act of resistance"
A Yahoo Answers question that says "Are you tired of being nice? Don't you just want to go ape shitt". The question has 39 answers (not shown).
The cover of Autechre's PLUS album. there's a dark green round shape under a lighter green shape under a pale yellow shape under a grey shape. it kinda looks like the therapy gecko's hood
A meme showing a fortnite character with the caption: "On August 6th, Lets all go to Mcdonalds and ask for the fortnite burger. The look on the workers face will be awesome!"
picture of a divey looking bar witha tv screen mounted over a booth. the screen shows a pixelated drawing on an anime boy and girl on a date together
Reading books is so profound because it denies you the ability to speak when confronted with an idea. You must listen. It isn't a conversation. Sometimes it shouldn't be a conversation. Sometimes we should just listen. Just listen.
A picture of a middle-aged white woman with a dyed blonde bob and large breasts, next to the text "MY HUSBAND IS DEAD I don't want to remarry. I just want Pitchfork to reconsider what they wrote about my son's noise record SIGN THE PETITION"
a medical dummy who looks like a distressed man who is ready for death (the "this kills the man" meme)
Zohran is fat now. Stop2Quit paid for by Fix the City, Inc. and not expressly or otherwise authorized or requested by any candidate or the candidate's committee or agent. More information at nyc.com/followTheMoney
Screenshot from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Dennis is yelling at Charlie, saying "Describing an episode of Law and Order in full detail is not a story."
Chris Murphy, long straight hair and bangs, big chunky glasses, kinda skinny, wearing a black t-shirt and jeans
Chris Murphy from the band Sloan
screenshots of the likes and reblogs on two bluesky posts. one has 93 reblogs and 378 likes. the other has 54 reblogs and 291 likes.
Screenshot of a reply to a tumblr post. The reply reads: "I guess you could interpret it that way if you wanted something to be upset about".
A painting of Aristole and Plato debating, captioned "Talking about Clint with Clint enjoyers". Then, a photo of a woman showing a simple toy to a baby, captioned "Talking about Clint with Clint haters".
Clint becoming dateable in Stardew Valley was my own "Afghanistan" for almost 20 years.
a reddit post by Previous_Film6539 that says "Metllagury is notorious for making ballsack veins engorged". The post has 40 upvotes, including one from me.
a selfie of me (white). close and unflattering low angle, low light, and my face is lit up in red light. I'm pushing the corner of my lip slightly up with my thumb
The pokemon 30th year anniversary logo with Reunicles, a lime-green little guy with floating dots for arms and its whole body is suspended in a darker green goo, which is also floating.
the pokemon 30th anniversary logo featuring Klefki, a pokemon that looks like a key on a keyring. It has real keys on its keyring as well.